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Straight Dope Classic from Cecil's storehouse of human knowledge18-Oct-1991
Dear Cecil:
Star Trek episodes often refer to the "star date." What exactly is a "star
date"? How does it equate to our calendar? Or is it merely sitcom disinformation?
--Evan Williams, Austin, Texas
Dear Evan:
Details are for guys who get paid by the hour, sport. Star dates were among hundreds of
unexplained terms thrown into Star Trek by scriptwriters whose main objectives were
plausibility, a space-poetical ring, and getting done by deadline.
The dates in the original show (1966-69) were of the form 0000.0 and were assigned pretty
much at random, the producers merely keeping a list to avoid duplication. The numbers
meant nothing at first but eventually it was agreed the units were roughly equivalent to
earth days and the decimals were tenths thereof.
In Star Trek: The Next Generation things were more systematic. One production staffer was
"keeper of the star dates" and parceled them out to the episode writers to avoid
mixups. The numbers were of the form 40000.0, sometimes with two decimal places. The
initial 4 was assigned arbitrarily, the second digit referred to the season, and the
remaining three usually progressed from low to high over the course of the season. But
everybody was still pretty vague on what the numbers meant in the context of the show.
Not that star dates don't have a rationale. Something of the sort would certainly be
required on an actual starship. We know from the theory of relativity that time is local,
not universal. When a starship approaches the speed of light, time aboard it slows down
from the perspective of us here on earth but continues to hum along at the usual rate for
the passengers. Trying to use Earth time aboard the Enterprise would require abruptly
speeding up the calendar every time Kirk had Scotty pour on the ions. Better to use
"ship time," that is, time as measured on the ship's own clocks. Ship date
1000.5 would mean noon (.5) on day 1000, presumably the thousandth day since the launching
of the ship. "Ship date" doesn't sound as snappy as "star date," which
falsely suggests there is some universal "star time" (although see below), but I
suppose we can allow for a little dramatic license.
Trouble is, star dates don't follow this logical scheme. During the original series star
dates ranged from 1312.4 to 5943.7--a span of 4,600 days, or about twelve and a half
years. We know from the opening voiceover that the Enterprise was on a five-year mission.
This means either that (1) Kirk and friends were running up some serious overtime, (2)
there's more to star dates than meets the eye, or (3) nobody in the show gave the matter a
moment's thought.
The real answer is obvious, but Bjo Trimble's Star Trek Concordance (1976), written with
some input from producer Gene Roddenberry, gamely attempts to account for things by saying
star dates are "a function not only of time but of a ship's position in the galaxy
and its velocity." How mere mortals could cope with a timekeeping system of such
breathtaking complexity is not explained.
Another problem is that several episodes in the original series took place only a star
date or two apart, even though they seemingly cram in a lot more than 24 hours' worth of
action. For example, "What Little Girls Are Made Of" begins on 2712.4,
"Miri" on 2713.5, and "Dagger of the Mind" on 2715.1. The Concordance
ventures the explanation that "warp drive distorts time." This suggests two
things: first, star time is universal and not local (in fact the current assumption is
that star dates are not peculiar to a given ship but are standard throughout the
Federation); and second, inertial (e.g., earth) time would pass more slowly than ship's
time, the opposite of what Einstein told us actually occurs. Bjo cheerfully concedes this
is a little feeble but says it was the best they could do to make the "theory"
fit the numbers in the show. I say they should have admitted Kirk was sniffing dilithium
crystals while making entries in the log.
One flub left Bjo no choice. The episode "Spock's Brain" starts on 5431.4 but in
mid-show the date is inexplicably given as 4351.5. "The horror of having Spock's
brain stolen does strange things to his friends' minds," she notes drily. "Among
other mistakes, the wrong star date is entered in the log."
--CECIL ADAMS
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