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What is the "John the Conqueroo" made famous by blues singers?

June 22, 1973

Dear Cecil:

Ever since I heard the Willie Dixon tune Hootchie Cootchie Man with the lyrics:

I've got a black cat's bone

I've got a mojo tooth

I've got a John the Conqueroo

I'm gonna mess with you

... I've been obsessed with a craving for a John the Conqueroo. Where can I get one?

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Dear Wesley:

A "John the Conqueroo," also known as a "High John de Conquer," is the root of the St. John's-wort plant. In southern American black folklore, this root is used to cast or break evil spells--thus all the references to "root rubbing" in blues songs.

Where do you get one? Look around--the St. John's-wort (Hypericum majus, Hypericum kalimanum, or any of the 23 other Hypericum species) is common to the Northern Hemisphere. Look for an herb with yellow, flesh-colored, or purplish flowers; there are usually five petals on each flower. Hypericum shrubs generally have cylindrical seeds and clustered stamens.

By the way, if someone casts an evil spell on you with a John the Conqueroo, you might be able to counteract the spell with a Jack, a red cloth shaped in a cylinder and filled with dirt, coal dust, and a silver dime.

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