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Why can't cats be impregnated by humans?

January 1, 1982

Dear Cecil:

I think my roommate is having sex with his cats. Could you explain the biological reasons why cats can't be impregnated by human beings?

— T.S., Chicago

Cecil replies:

For the same reason you can't park a Cadillac in a closet, you bozo.

— Cecil Adams

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