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Dear Straight Dope:
I was writing to inquire about a rumor that has been going around
about an AIDS epidemic particularly in Los Angeles County. The
rumor goes as follows. Someone is either at a night club or at a
movie theatre when suddenly they feel a pinch on their arm. Not
thinking anything of it, they continue on with whatever activity
they're doing. Sometime later, they find a note attached to their
bodies that say "Welcome to the world of AIDS." Supposedly the
people get AIDS checks and they are indeed infected with the
world's most deadly virus. Can you please confirm or deny the rumor
for me? I think it is something that we all need to know the truth
about - whether or not there are people in the world who would be
inhumane enough to perform such an act. --Kevin Nadal, Irvine,
CA
SDSTAFF Jill replies:
Oh man, I hate it when that happens.
This story recurs all over the country, and particularly in
whatever county the person telling the story lives in. A related
story is the one where a guy picks up a babe in a bar and takes her
to his place for the night. In the morning she's gone and written
on his bathroom mirror in lipstick is, "Welcome to the World of
AIDS." It's always this polite, cheerful "Welcome" message,
too.
AIDS is a disease that is tailor-made for paranoids. For one thing,
it is associated in people's minds with illicit behaviors that they
feel guilty about (and may feel deep down that they deserve to be
punished for). It's perfect, too, because one can have the virus
for so long without symptoms, so one never really knows who could
be infected. It's this century's boogie-man disease, so all kinds
of urban legends have sprung up about it, including the "welcome"
stories.
I have another personal theory about the real underlying purpose of
stories about strangers with AIDS needles. We like these stories
because they free us from having to take personal responsibility
for protecting ourselves. Why make difficult
behavior-change decisions like always using condoms and negotiating
safe sex with our partners when there are all these needle-wielding
weirdos running around? It doesn't matter what you do! You're
going to get infected anyway!
Well, don't panic. There are no proven instances of intentional
infection with HIV or AIDS due to chance encounters in public
places. There was a case involving a Florida dentist with HIV who
appears to have infected several patients, evidently with the
intention of publicizing the AIDS crisis, but it was not proven
that he did this on purpose. On the other hand, I have interviewed
people who knew they had HIV and had unprotected sex without
telling their partners. As for taunting lovers that you have
infected them with HIV, there are some legends surrounding Gaeten
Dugas, the Canadian flight attendant who was an HIV vector in the
early 1980s. But these legends are probably exaggerated. While
Dugas may have taunted people in anger on occasion, for the most
part he was in denial about his illness.
Getting HIV is not that easy. Although the odds vary greatly
depending on the type of sexual activity, presence of sores, the
strain of HIV, etc., one rule of thumb is that your chances of
getting HIV as a result of one act of unprotected sex with an
HIV-positive person are probably about 1 in 500. HIV is still less
common among non-injection-drug-using heterosexuals in most parts
of the United States, so the notion of a guy being intentionally
infected as a result of one encounter with a woman are pretty much
a paranoid fantasy.
As I said, some people want to believe they're going to acquire HIV
some oddball way, no matter what they do. That's why, in my
opinion, after patiently explaining to an audience how one can and
cannot be infected with HIV, I will often get the following kind of
question (I'm not making this up): "If the neighbors downstairs at
my apartment complex were making too much noise, and I threw slices
of bread down onto their balcony to get them to be quiet, and they
threw the bread back up onto my balcony, and they had AIDS, and we
ate the bread, could we catch it from them?" (All those years I
made sexual compromises, and now I get AIDS from eating a
peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.)
--SDSTAFF Jill
Straight Dope Science Advisory
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