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Dear Straight Dope:
I was walking around the T at
Government Center and I saw
an ATM machine in the middle of the floor. How does this
lonely little bugger hand out money when it's not attached
to a bank? How does it hand out money when it IS attached
to a bank? Is there a cash box in the middle? Or does the
money flow from a large room full of cash? And who gets to
fill these machines? --Tom Andresen
SDSTAFF Tech replies:
Well, Tom, never let anyone tell you that you're in danger of
developing any great technological advances.
First things first. It's not an ATM machine. It's an Automated
Teller Machine, or merely ATM (or, if you must, an AT machine).
The English language is delicate. Please use acronyms wisely.
Onward.
Whether an ATM is in a bank, at a bank drive-thru, in the wall of
your shopping mall, or standing out in the middle of nowhere, the
process is pretty simple. A real live human being goes to the
machine and opens it, then opens the safe-locked door inside, and
fills trays in the machine with a set amount of money. If it's a
machine that only gives out portraits of Andrew Jackson, then
there's either only one tray, or multiple trays that are all filled
with twenties. It also dispenses tens (or, rarely, fives also),
the multiple trays each holding a separate denomination.
When you pop your plastic in the slot, punch in your PIN, and
request funds - assuming you're not a deadbeat who's about to see
"We're sorry, but you do not have sufficient funds in your account
to complete this transaction" - the computer in the machine
triggers mechanisms that feed the appropriate number of bills of
the appropriate denomination from the tray(s). Then, they're fed
to the slot your cash pops out of, right into your greedy little
fist.
If the ATM is in a bank, the door to the ATM is usually behind the
machine, where you can't get to it, and a bank employee fills the
trays. ATMs located elsewhere are generally filled by men in
uniforms, who drive large armored vehicles, carry sidearms, and
whose employers carry a lot of insurance.
You didn't ask, but in case you were wondering, when you make a
deposit at an ATM, it's merely fed into a bin within the safe. The
bank employee or armed guard retrieves the envelopes when they fill
the machine, and your deposit is taken to the tellers, who process
it just like any other deposit, only they key it in as an ATM
deposit so that you don't get credited twice. If you were to try
to rip off the bank by not really depositing any funds,
at the end of the day, the bank's computer system would say to
itself, "Self, this deposit wasn't keyed in by a teller ... this
guy's trying to rip us off." At that point, the computer would
subtract your deposit back out, and you'd probably be in deep
spit.
--SDSTAFF Tech
Straight Dope Science Advisory Board
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