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Lessons from the Straight Dope Kollege of Konstitutional Knowledge.
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You must make your posting in the form of a joke.
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Getting that sinking feeling.
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Good thing we have so much snow, now we can have coffee. If we had coffee.
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There's a lot of juicy comments in this thread.
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A new opportunity will soon come to you. With a gun.
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Oh, the places they've gone!
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Ed gets linked in to the Teeming Millions.
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Did you get your invite from Ed?
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Proof that St. Patrick is not the patron saint of Guam.
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In the NEOhio area? Go see some Dopers.
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Well, I'll be hanged!
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It is to laugh.
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What do you call someone too pooped to Pope?
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They're just monkeying around but nobody notices.
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Meet Private Davis.
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Caught with their pants down. And worse.
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They know what they want and they know how to get it.
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Having one around the house is a real catastrophe.
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Let's tie one on.
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They ain't lion.
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When it comes to firearms, go fish.
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Truth be told ...
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One of these things is right behind the other.
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You kill me.
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Twinkies come and Twinkies go but love of Little Debbie abides.
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Geometrics is the funniest people:
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I hate this thread.
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Ready, aim, defend!
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This is the end, beautiful Doper friend.
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Enough time has passed that we can now safely show why You Don't Do This At Home
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Kids say the damndest things.
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