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Fighting Ignorance Since 1900
submitted by emmaliminal, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma, and he is called Coldfire.
(NSFW) submitted by nostalgic Dopers (Note: Adult themes/subject matter, may not be safe for work)
Welcome the new edition of teemings, the Straight Dope literary magazine.
submitted by Eutychus and twickster and a host of Teeming Millions talent
The judge threw the book at them but it might have just been the script.
submitted by Marley23
You know: The drill.
submitted by Chefguy, who also wrote the tag, thanks.
Why doesn't this happen? Because dentists are busy enough as it is.
(NSFW) submitted by coalescence44 (Adult material, juvenile jokes, may not be safe for work)
Wart would you do?
submitted by MizTina
And how would you like that?
submitted by Randy Seltzer
Illuminati recruiting poster? Sinister grocery list? You decide.
submitted by descamisado
What we have here is not a failure to communicate.
submitted by Marley23
Mr. Sulu, set a course for... what?
(NSFW) submitted by Marley23, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult language, NSFW)
Return with us now to those thrilling days of yesteryear and the Dewey Decimal.
submitted by Happy_Booker
Heck, bring 'em all back and let's open a zoo!
submitted by Happy_Booker
Three words + one hour = one poem.
submitted by Le Ministre de l'au-delà
That's Audacious.
submitted by Oakminster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
That's the way I like it.
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Spleep well and have spweet spleams.
submitted by Marley23, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Stalk three times on the ceiling if you want me.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Best film EVER.
submitted by Turek
The real reason the network is down.
submitted by Chronos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Oh say can you see what the song really says?
submitted by Electric Warrior
Let's take another visit to Paulina Street.
submitted by Ed Zotti
Colonel Mustard. In the Billiard Room. With a bowl of fruit?
submitted by Shot From Guns
And now another edition of teemings, the Doper literary magazine.
submitted by twickster and a cast of thousands
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