Threadspotting Archive
Another round of haiku, haiku very much.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Math made simpler?
submitted by Eddie
Behind the Music: Cut and Paste
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Mom's the word.
submitted by Musicat
Same to you, buddy.
submitted by zelie zelerton
Father knows best.
submitted by Musicat
Because the last thing Uncle Sam wanted was a guy in a cape.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Elemental personalities.
submitted by screech-owl
We really didn't know.
submitted by Kat
The Dopers are definitely bugged.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sharing his space with a coworker made him feel sheepish.
submitted by a thousand Dopers
You're not getting better, you're getting older.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
By their costumes shall ye know them
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Yeah, we can see this.
submitted by cddesigns
Spider, spider, burning bright.
submitted by screech-owl
You da man! And that's what I'm talking about.
submitted by Siddhartha Vicious
Back off, I've got a Muppet and know how to use it.
submitted by Tastes of Chocolate, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Why is it always about you?
submitted by Ponder Stibbons
What really went on in the 100 Acre Wood.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Straight Dope Tech Support.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Check your calendar for spiders.
submitted by screech-owl
Practicing armchair psychiatry.
submitted by twickster
For the record, I'm not Eve.
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Just the spelling alone is enough to make your head hurt.
submitted by cddesigns
Smurf this.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
One ring to game them all.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
I pity the marrying fool.
submitted by Abigail Falck
A nutty project for the SDMB.
submitted by Nature's Call
Register your mutant, it's nearly the law.
submitted by bippythebeardless
The Dope is mightier than the sword.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
I wish I couldn't say my brain doesn't hurt.
submitted by Congodwarf, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Story's a little fish-y.
submitted by Cheez_Whiz
Next question: Where's Donald's pants?
submitted by Melanie Cooke
Some sheepish correspondence.
submitted by tlaurent
Some people can tell a joke.
submitted by raysmo
The arc of a thread.
submitted by silenus
How did I get here?
submitted by screech-owl
Dopers are so colorful.
submitted by sfdawn
Animal control
submitted by Anaptyxis
What's in a name? In this case, a sketch.
submitted by Deep Fried
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