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Think you had a bad day? submitted by Rick

Answers for everything under the sun and points beyond. submitted by Musicat

I spit on your politics. And your politicians. submitted by Spoiler Virgin

Operators (shelter operators) are standing by. submitted by (Submitted by, appropriately enough, Desert Dog)

Bring somebody to your garden party. submitted by Maus Magill

See here now submitted by JoeyP, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

We've got the beat. submitted by SpoilerVirgin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It was a dawg of a planet anyway. submitted by DeepFried

Holy Doggerel. submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Beware the lonk. submitted by melondeca

Them's fighting words. submitted by twickster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Whatever floats your boat. submitted by Encinitas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Hemidemisemigod. submitted by pbenoy

Read my lips. submitted by Daithi Lacha

Gravity is really heavy these days.

Hey Bartender!

It's penguins! In the road! submitted by Annie-Xmas

Don't stay too long at the Faire.

And there would be no use mooning about it, either.

Houston: The Windy City. submitted by amtriska, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Building a kitt car.

Obviously well qualified. submitted by Encinitas

The bear necessities when walking in the woods.

Best. Typo. Ever. (And it could have happened.) submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's a gift

Those who do not remember the past (correctly) are condemned to read about it.

Music lessons. submitted by Nature's Call, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

He couldn't tell if she was coming or going.

Why cows can't walk on water. submitted by Annie-Xmas

If you bag Nessie that's catch and release, of course.

Auuhhwwnnnngggg you ever wanted to know about Chewie, but were afraid to ask submitted by The Scrivener, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

More than a three-hour cruise, they got lost, cousins! submitted by Chronos

Read it in the history book, it must be true

Hi ho the derry oh! submitted by Annie-Xmas

Going to the dogs submitted by Twickster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

I don't believe it!

Science in the home that may be hard to swallow. submitted by Kythereia

It's everybody's feel good movie. submitted by Kat

Overheard at the supermarket. submitted by hawthorne

It's like snipe, only bigger

Advice that's truly superior.

It's not a job, it's a way of life.

Pun for the ages submitted by Jennifer Reeser, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Famous flapjacks. submitted by ret3

A fool and his money are welcome at the casino. submitted by NoClueboy

Figure it out, ya fathead. submitted by Cartooniverse

Doin' the DaVinci. submitted by keirapelican

The answer is blowing in the wind. submitted by twickster

Zorking the Teeming Millions. submitted by Lute Skywatcher

The idea will grow on you. submitted by Musicat

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