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It is written in the stars that you will click "Ask the fortune teller."
submitted by Marley
He could spy with his little eye and his bamboo telescope.
submitted by Jonas Grumby
When personal protection becomes a personal problem.
(NSFW) submitted by NOTE: May not be safe for work, adult situations/discussion.
People are dying to serve.
submitted by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
Well, duh. (They like boobs. A lot.)
(NSFW) submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag thanks! (NOTE: Adult discussion, NSFW.)
Don't be so doggone prudish!
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Breakfast of the Mediocre.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a dog day afternoon.
submitted by Desert Dog, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Do the Creep.
submitted by Serenata67
This vampire's father is my father's son.
submitted by j_sum1, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's life according to Jim.
submitted by shani_catgirl
Go titillate yourself, you fallacious masticator!
submitted by Shot From Guns, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (Suggestive material.)
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