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Quite possibly the cheesiest thread ever. submitted by electronicxchaos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

A great leap forward. submitted by Nature's Call, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Not exactly the fight against ignorance. submitted by Maastricht

Oh my gods. submitted by screech-owl, no doubt divenely inspired to do so

It's a product testimonial that that just hit us funny. submitted by jade dragon

The least intelligent thread we've seen lately. submitted by Tapioca Dextrin, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

Well, what do you call it? submitted by gweingarden

Picture safety first. submitted by meek

He had an eye like a laser. submitted by Feydeau

Oh, my deer. submitted by Polycarp

Do your pears hang low? submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Meet the family. submitted by Annie-Xmas

Sleep deprivation can change your life. submitted by Annie-Xmas

Assume the position, however you say it. submitted by gweingarden

Two patents walk into a bar . . . submitted by ace

It's all smoot to me submitted by Joan, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Xtians, by god. submitted by hookkicker

Bless you. Twice. submitted by tygerdralion

This is your cat. And this is your cat on drugs. submitted by Lynn Bodoni

Now hiring superheroes.

Hey, you got your divergence in my non sequitur! submitted by Stranger On A Train, who also helped with the tag, thanks1

You know the best, now play the rest.

Next you'll say she didn't blind him with science! submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also helped with the tag

Oh, the smurfanity! submitted by Lute Skywatcher, with an assist from manque_elf

Yes, they like boobs a lot. submitted by Wallflower

Adamant about chess. submitted by Buckler of Swashing

New tunes.

Proof that what people say about you is none of your business. submitted by Gaudere, who is a wonderful person

Another round of haiku, haiku very much. submitted by Shirley Ujest

Math made simpler? submitted by Eddie

Behind the Music: Cut and Paste submitted by Spoiler Virgin

Mom's the word. submitted by Musicat

Same to you, buddy. submitted by zelie zelerton

Father knows best. submitted by Musicat

Because the last thing Uncle Sam wanted was a guy in a cape. submitted by Annie-Xmas

Elemental personalities. submitted by screech-owl

You don't say.

We really didn't know. submitted by Kat

The Dopers are definitely bugged. submitted by Annie-Xmas

Sharing his space with a coworker made him feel sheepish. submitted by a thousand Dopers

You're not getting better, you're getting older. submitted by Shirley Ujest

By their costumes shall ye know them submitted by Annie-Xmas

Yeah, we can see this. submitted by cddesigns

Spider, spider, burning bright. submitted by screech-owl

You da man! And that's what I'm talking about. submitted by Siddhartha Vicious

Back off, I've got a Muppet and know how to use it. submitted by Tastes of Chocolate, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

Why is it always about you? submitted by Ponder Stibbons

What really went on in the 100 Acre Wood. submitted by Annie-Xmas

Straight Dope Tech Support. submitted by Lynn Bodoni

Check your calendar for spiders. submitted by screech-owl

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