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Faster than the speed of . . . smell.

Well, he does swing through the trees.

Have you seen the light . . . switch? submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. And so are you.

What we loves about our loves. submitted by Stauderhorse

Seals just wanna have fun. submitted by samclem

Fluffy be Thy name. submitted by Mama Zappa, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

In love in vein. submitted by Emcinitas

Sing along with Yoda. submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Dopers toot their own horn. submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Our favorite mini-movies.

I love candy.

Unique meat is a treat.

Apparently the zombie threat is worse than we realized.

Have you seen the light? submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Because the very best gift you can give a child -- or yourself -- is a book.

Nights of the Round Table -- and pictures to prove it

It's love and money and sex and power and global implications. submitted by essell

Keeping your pooch in the pink. submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

A meeting of the mind -- and other parts. submitted by Ivylass

Will he bite off more than he can chew? submitted by Merlin Morris

Here's your plane, what's your hurry? submitted by Cluricaun

Assuming, just for the sake of argument, that the bear is on roller skates. submitted by DesertDog

The Joy of Scritches. submitted by Ponderoid

There's an egg about to go bad in the refrigerator . . . and there it goes.

To Sir with love. submitted by Ponderoid

Eye see.

I want candy . . . for the holidays.

Love means never having to say Klaatu Barada Nikto. submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Rico)

It's the Code Red Special at the Coronary Cafe. submitted by Rico

In spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of SATAN! submitted by Rico

Just say Nanaimo.

Why the computer department is not on the Chicago Reader tour. submitted by Billdo

You can have my hamster when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands. submitted by cmcclana

USB, baby! submitted by Ponderoid, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's a (people) programming thing.

Didn't I read about that in a book?

When it all went Bang.

Check out our new forum "The Game Room."

It seems to me I've read this book before.

Got them expatriate can't find it here blues.

The Strange Case of Mr. Happy. submitted by Rico

You heard it here first. submitted by brujaja

It's positively wangalicious! submitted by (Classic Wangspotting submitted by Rico)

I has can cheeseburger. submitted by Rico

Edifice wrecks. submitted by JoseB

Recipe for disaster. submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Rico)

For David Simmons.

Can you name that tune?

Truly a platform we can stand on. submitted by Deep Fried, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

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