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Milk of human kindness, educational division.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who helped with the tag, thanks!
One Ring to ping them all.
submitted by Maus Magill, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a dirty job, but we're not going to do it.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
That is not spread which can eternal lie.
submitted by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!Who also wrote the excellent tag, thanks!
How many Dopers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
submitted by Michael Fisher
The kids are all right -- and pretty funny too.
submitted by me_11217
First you take a cup of protons.
submitted by Gfactor
It's a fine line.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
D'oh!
submitted by DesertDog, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It is written in the stars that you will click "Ask the fortune teller."
submitted by Marley
He could spy with his little eye and his bamboo telescope.
submitted by Jonas Grumby
When personal protection becomes a personal problem.
(NSFW) submitted by NOTE: May not be safe for work, adult situations/discussion.
People are dying to serve.
submitted by Malleus, Incus, Stapes!
Well, duh. (They like boobs. A lot.)
(NSFW) submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag thanks! (NOTE: Adult discussion, NSFW.)
Don't be so doggone prudish!
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Breakfast of the Mediocre.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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