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Blanketed with love. submitted by Kythereia

Ask and ye shall receive. submitted by TellMeI'mNotCrazy

At least they're not singing, "Clap your hands submitted by here comes Charlie."

I could see that.

You could always whistle while you work.

The dating scene is truly dead-ly.

Colder, deeper, dumber, and made of brass.

Haiku very much. submitted by Shirley Ujest, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's a condiment! It's a sacrament! submitted by Annie-Xmas

Not on the bestseller list: "Hanging Around submitted by the story of an athletic Scandinavian female.

Hot ideas in science. submitted by qt4262001

Wanted: Customer service representive. Must do craniotomies. submitted by Lynn Bodoni

It was Homer who cried, "Sing submitted by O Muse"/Of more than a 3-hour cruise. . .

This is my Woody, where is his gun? submitted by Billdo

Lions and brothers and axes, oh my! submitted by Askance, see below.

Souled American. submitted by Eutychus, who also wrote the tag, bless his soul

It's an over the shoulder scapula holder. submitted by Chronos

Bwa ha Ha HA! submitted by Tastes of Chocolate, who also showed evil genius in the tag, thank you

Of mice and women and parts thereof. submitted by Congodwarf

Java Jive.

Deathless prose.

Return with us now . . . oh heck, go write it yourself.

Dopers never beat around the Bush. submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's no "Springtime for Hitler submitted by that's for sure.

The curse of the verse. submitted by Dragwyr

Dinner on the Dash. submitted by trupa

Maxwell Edison, majoring in religion. submitted by Loach

Rats! submitted by Musicat, who also contributed the tag, thanks!

Two weddings separated by a common language. submitted by David G. Watson

The Teeming Millions coach you through the Super Bowl. submitted by OxyMoron

Everybody sing! "Who are the people in your neighborhood?..." submitted by screech-owl, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

They object to Ian Rand.

Apparently Evil is actually quite attractive. submitted by Matt

B Double E Double Are You In? submitted by Duke

You may already be a sinner. submitted by wolfstu, who also wrote the tag, thankyouverymuch

If Mom and Dad said it, it must (not) be true submitted by screech-owl

Blame it on Rio. submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also provided the tag, thanks!

House of (non) Horrors. submitted by screech-owl, who also provided the tag, thanks!

Dicking around with science. submitted by Shalmanese

Then again, some people like stories of buzz saws, meat carrots, belly hair and submitted by Thinks2Much

It's not a Straight Dope double feature. submitted by The Great Zamboni

The Teeming Millions flip through the channels. submitted by TJdude825

Japan has Godzilla; Canada has . . . Cheetos. submitted by cards

The rumors of his life have been greatly exaggerated.

The rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated. submitted by (Thanks to Cartooniverse)

Urban planning in all directions, including up. submitted by Nightwatch Trailer

From Target to the UN, and now her own thread on the message board, she's everyw submitted by Kemi

The Teeming Millions wish you season's greetings. submitted by Annie-Xmas

It's time for the Muppet Show!

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