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Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus. submitted by tofergregg

Pile on the new guy! submitted by all the moderators, giggling

There's death. And taxes. And this thread submitted by Chronos

Now playing at the Cracked Metroplex. submitted by Billdo

No really, officer, it's a sample for the clinic. submitted by Annie-Xmas

The question from far, far away: Who's your Daddy? submitted by Maus Magill, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

Take of this and eat. submitted by Annie-Xmas

In heaven there is no beer. submitted by Kythereia

She has freckles on her, but she is nice. submitted by the bootyful Ellen Cherry

Meet Gladly, the crosseyed bear.

I think that I shall never see / A poem as lovely as a Girl Scout cookie. submitted by LifeOnWry

Somebody call a doctor! submitted by Kythereia

It's rock n' roll, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

I'm not seeing it. submitted by Chronos, who had enough vision to write the tag too, thanks!

A natural subject of discussion.

Give the people what they want. Preferably with jelly. submitted by Cartooniverse

Saved by the numbers. submitted by The Weird One

But where do you pass Go, and where is your $200.00?

"Oh submitted by fiddle-dee-dee!" cried the belle / This talk of war surely is hell."","Sample_t

Blanketed with love. submitted by Kythereia

Ask and ye shall receive. submitted by TellMeI'mNotCrazy

At least they're not singing, "Clap your hands submitted by here comes Charlie."

I could see that.

You could always whistle while you work.

The dating scene is truly dead-ly.

Colder, deeper, dumber, and made of brass.

Haiku very much. submitted by Shirley Ujest, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's a condiment! It's a sacrament! submitted by Annie-Xmas

Not on the bestseller list: "Hanging Around submitted by the story of an athletic Scandinavian female.

Hot ideas in science. submitted by qt4262001

Wanted: Customer service representive. Must do craniotomies. submitted by Lynn Bodoni

It was Homer who cried, "Sing submitted by O Muse"/Of more than a 3-hour cruise. . .

This is my Woody, where is his gun? submitted by Billdo

Lions and brothers and axes, oh my! submitted by Askance, see below.

Souled American. submitted by Eutychus, who also wrote the tag, bless his soul

It's an over the shoulder scapula holder. submitted by Chronos

Bwa ha Ha HA! submitted by Tastes of Chocolate, who also showed evil genius in the tag, thank you

Of mice and women and parts thereof. submitted by Congodwarf

Java Jive.

Deathless prose.

Return with us now . . . oh heck, go write it yourself.

Dopers never beat around the Bush. submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's no "Springtime for Hitler submitted by that's for sure.

The curse of the verse. submitted by Dragwyr

Dinner on the Dash. submitted by trupa

Maxwell Edison, majoring in religion. submitted by Loach

Rats! submitted by Musicat, who also contributed the tag, thanks!

Two weddings separated by a common language. submitted by David G. Watson

The Teeming Millions coach you through the Super Bowl. submitted by OxyMoron

Everybody sing! "Who are the people in your neighborhood?..." submitted by screech-owl, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

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