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The story you are about to read is true.
submitted by icy.alchemist
The Feynman Uncertainty Principle.
submitted by Encinitas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Been there, touched that.
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Lose a sock, someone gets a piano.
submitted by cards
The answer is found by the skin of their teeth.
submitted by Chronos
I am lion, hear me roar.
submitted by Desert Dog, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Don't be a boob.
submitted by Mahaloth, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away . . . continuity problems.
submitted by The Scrivener, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Heel, boy!
submitted by Rico
Kicking it so you represent, yo!
submitted by Ellen Cherry
It's the gold standard in home decor.
submitted by Bill Manson
Have you seen the light . . . switch?
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
What we loves about our loves.
submitted by Stauderhorse
Seals just wanna have fun.
submitted by samclem
Fluffy be Thy name.
submitted by Mama Zappa, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
In love in vein.
submitted by Emcinitas
Sing along with Yoda.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Dopers toot their own horn.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Have you seen the light?
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's love and money and sex and power and global implications.
submitted by essell
Keeping your pooch in the pink.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A meeting of the mind -- and other parts.
submitted by Ivylass
Will he bite off more than he can chew?
submitted by Merlin Morris
Here's your plane, what's your hurry?
submitted by Cluricaun
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