Threadspotting Archive
There are no words to describe this thread. Yet.
submitted by Musicat
Call it the infinite Doper theorem.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by Millit the Frail)
Teach your children well.
submitted by Zebra, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Asking the musical question.
submitted by Rico
Oh geez, gesundheit!
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by tygerdralion)
Proof of the old saying "If it has tires or testicles
submitted by it's going to give you trouble."
Welcome to "This Old Cable Installation." Bring your own coffee.
submitted by Tastes of Chocolate
It's beginning to work a lot like Christmas.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Rico)
It's what's for Thanksgiving dinner.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Let's drink to the end of Ignorance.
submitted by eleanorigby
Dopers find the damndest things.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by Miamouse)
A thread bound to offend most everyone.
submitted by Norinew
Just chuck it in the whatchamacallit.
submitted by twickster
Not the Good Ship Lollipop, matey.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by lrm_)
Help, I'm falling and I (probably) can't get up.
submitted by ZipperJJ
Imagine that.
submitted by Rico
Cecil, we hardly know ye.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by Kythereia)
Eye see.
submitted by sofaspud
Nintend-no.
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Ask a hairy question, get a hair-raising answer.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting originally submitted by Tastes of Chocolate)
You can file this under "F" for funny . . . or "W" for . . .well, you'll see.
submitted by (Threadspotting submitted by Deep Fried, who also helped with the tag, thanks!)
Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees . . . and everybody else.
submitted by (Threadspotting submitted by Musicat, who also helped with the tag, thanks!)
We meant to run this earlier but, um, we forgot.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by OtakuLoki)
Groulestically speaking, it's beautimous.
submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
The Wizard of the Gridiron.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Dopers conspire to debunk conspiracies
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Tapioca Dextrin)
Look out, super genius crossing ahead.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Unclear on the concept? You could be a scriptwriter.
submitted by Rico
I'd give my left toe for a beer!
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Harmonious Discord)
They won't warn you but we will.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by Rico)
Picture this.
submitted by a multitude of Dopers
Welcome to fishspotting, dive right in.
submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thank you very much!
What a surprise!
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by MsWhatsit)
Detailing, so to speak.
submitted by Vlad/Igor
I'm the king of the world! The playground, anyway
submitted by Stranger On a Train
It's all about Eve.
submitted by (Classic Threadspotting submitted by rico)
Plate Tectonics of the Big Rock Candy Mountain.
submitted by cards; tag written by billdo
There's Teacher of the Year. And then there's these people.
submitted by Morbo
Oh spit!
submitted by Cartooniverse
Cooking up a happy medium.
submitted by MsWhatsit
Two disks or not two disks, that is the question.
submitted by Anaptyxis with an assist from Indistinguishable
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