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Now that's just stupid. submitted by (Thanks to all the stupid people out there)
Shortest stories told in six words.
Error messages. submitted by Annie-Xmas
Works on lobsters and sheep too! submitted by Annie-Xmas
Tales of The City. submitted by WhatExit?
Half and half and half of a discussion. submitted by Cartooniverse
You never know who reads the Dope. submitted by Annie-Xmas
Suggested ringtone: Baby got back. submitted by hawthorne
Doing the old gumshoe. submitted by Lute Skywatcher
But what if it was a midget bear? Then what? submitted by twickster
Make it so. submitted by Maastricht
Supersex: Not as great as you might think. submitted by Interrobang!?
Mostly insults any way you look at them. submitted by twickster
Call her already. submitted by Stranger On a Train
Manly yes, but she likes it too submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Nothing to see here. submitted by Chronos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A little change, a lot of calculation. submitted by Turek
Think you had a bad day? submitted by Rick
Answers for everything under the sun and points beyond. submitted by Musicat
I spit on your politics. And your politicians. submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Operators (shelter operators) are standing by. submitted by (Submitted by, appropriately enough, Desert Dog)
Bring somebody to your garden party. submitted by Maus Magill
See here now submitted by JoeyP, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
We've got the beat. submitted by SpoilerVirgin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It was a dawg of a planet anyway. submitted by DeepFried
Holy Doggerel. submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Beware the lonk. submitted by melondeca
Them's fighting words. submitted by twickster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Whatever floats your boat. submitted by Encinitas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Hemidemisemigod. submitted by pbenoy
Read my lips. submitted by Daithi Lacha
Gravity is really heavy these days.
Hey Bartender!
It's penguins! In the road! submitted by Annie-Xmas
Don't stay too long at the Faire.
And there would be no use mooning about it, either.
Houston: The Windy City. submitted by amtriska, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Building a kitt car.
Obviously well qualified. submitted by Encinitas
The bear necessities when walking in the woods.
Best. Typo. Ever. (And it could have happened.) submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a gift
Those who do not remember the past (correctly) are condemned to read about it.
Music lessons. submitted by Nature's Call, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
He couldn't tell if she was coming or going.
Why cows can't walk on water. submitted by Annie-Xmas
If you bag Nessie that's catch and release, of course.
Auuhhwwnnnngggg you ever wanted to know about Chewie, but were afraid to ask submitted by The Scrivener, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
More than a three-hour cruise, they got lost, cousins! submitted by Chronos
Read it in the history book, it must be true
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