Threadspotting Archive
Jesus, King of Kongs.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This gives new meaning to "battle of the bands."
submitted by AskNott
Doper wins major award!
submitted by ivylass, congratulations!
Deck the halls with mutilated Barbies, fa la la la la, la la la la.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Is that something in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
submitted by tygerdralion
Canoodle you jump, baby bump?
submitted by Stranger On A Train, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Quite possibly the cheesiest thread ever.
submitted by electronicxchaos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A great leap forward.
submitted by Nature's Call, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Not exactly the fight against ignorance.
submitted by Maastricht
Oh my gods.
submitted by screech-owl, no doubt divenely inspired to do so
It's a product testimonial that that just hit us funny.
submitted by jade dragon
The least intelligent thread we've seen lately.
submitted by Tapioca Dextrin, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Well, what do you call it?
submitted by gweingarden
Picture safety first.
submitted by meek
He had an eye like a laser.
submitted by Feydeau
Oh, my deer.
submitted by Polycarp
Do your pears hang low?
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Meet the family.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sleep deprivation can change your life.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Assume the position, however you say it.
submitted by gweingarden
Two patents walk into a bar . . .
submitted by ace
It's all smoot to me
submitted by Joan, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Xtians, by god.
submitted by hookkicker
Bless you. Twice.
submitted by tygerdralion
This is your cat. And this is your cat on drugs.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Hey, you got your divergence in my non sequitur!
submitted by Stranger On A Train, who also helped with the tag, thanks1
Next you'll say she didn't blind him with science!
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also helped with the tag
Oh, the smurfanity!
submitted by Lute Skywatcher, with an assist from manque_elf
Yes, they like boobs a lot.
submitted by Wallflower
Adamant about chess.
submitted by Buckler of Swashing
Proof that what people say about you is none of your business.
submitted by Gaudere, who is a wonderful person
Another round of haiku, haiku very much.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Math made simpler?
submitted by Eddie
Behind the Music: Cut and Paste
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Mom's the word.
submitted by Musicat
Same to you, buddy.
submitted by zelie zelerton
Father knows best.
submitted by Musicat
Because the last thing Uncle Sam wanted was a guy in a cape.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Elemental personalities.
submitted by screech-owl
We really didn't know.
submitted by Kat
The Dopers are definitely bugged.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sharing his space with a coworker made him feel sheepish.
submitted by a thousand Dopers
You're not getting better, you're getting older.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
By their costumes shall ye know them
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Yeah, we can see this.
submitted by cddesigns
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