Threadspotting Archive
Somebody call a doctor!
submitted by Kythereia
I'm not seeing it.
submitted by Chronos, who had enough vision to write the tag too, thanks!
Give the people what they want. Preferably with jelly.
submitted by Cartooniverse
Saved by the numbers.
submitted by The Weird One
"Oh
submitted by fiddle-dee-dee!" cried the belle / This talk of war surely is hell."","Sample_t
Blanketed with love.
submitted by Kythereia
Ask and ye shall receive.
submitted by TellMeI'mNotCrazy
At least they're not singing, "Clap your hands
submitted by here comes Charlie."
Haiku very much.
submitted by Shirley Ujest, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a condiment! It's a sacrament!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Not on the bestseller list: "Hanging Around
submitted by the story of an athletic Scandinavian female.
Hot ideas in science.
submitted by qt4262001
Wanted: Customer service representive. Must do craniotomies.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
It was Homer who cried, "Sing
submitted by O Muse"/Of more than a 3-hour cruise. . .
This is my Woody, where is his gun?
submitted by Billdo
Lions and brothers and axes, oh my!
submitted by Askance, see below.
Souled American.
submitted by Eutychus, who also wrote the tag, bless his soul
It's an over the shoulder scapula holder.
submitted by Chronos
Bwa ha Ha HA!
submitted by Tastes of Chocolate, who also showed evil genius in the tag, thank you
Of mice and women and parts thereof.
submitted by Congodwarf
Dopers never beat around the Bush.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's no "Springtime for Hitler
submitted by that's for sure.
The curse of the verse.
submitted by Dragwyr
Dinner on the Dash.
submitted by trupa
Maxwell Edison, majoring in religion.
submitted by Loach
Rats!
submitted by Musicat, who also contributed the tag, thanks!
Two weddings separated by a common language.
submitted by David G. Watson
The Teeming Millions coach you through the Super Bowl.
submitted by OxyMoron
Everybody sing! "Who are the people in your neighborhood?..."
submitted by screech-owl, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Apparently Evil is actually quite attractive.
submitted by Matt
B Double E Double Are You In?
submitted by Duke
You may already be a sinner.
submitted by wolfstu, who also wrote the tag, thankyouverymuch
If Mom and Dad said it, it must (not) be true
submitted by screech-owl
Blame it on Rio.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also provided the tag, thanks!
House of (non) Horrors.
submitted by screech-owl, who also provided the tag, thanks!
Dicking around with science.
submitted by Shalmanese
Then again, some people like stories of buzz saws, meat carrots, belly hair and
submitted by Thinks2Much
It's not a Straight Dope double feature.
submitted by The Great Zamboni
The Teeming Millions flip through the channels.
submitted by TJdude825
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