Threadspotting Archive
Register your mutant, it's nearly the law.
submitted by bippythebeardless
The Dope is mightier than the sword.
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
I wish I couldn't say my brain doesn't hurt.
submitted by Congodwarf, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Story's a little fish-y.
submitted by Cheez_Whiz
Next question: Where's Donald's pants?
submitted by Melanie Cooke
Some sheepish correspondence.
submitted by tlaurent
Some people can tell a joke.
submitted by raysmo
The arc of a thread.
submitted by silenus
How did I get here?
submitted by screech-owl
Dopers are so colorful.
submitted by sfdawn
Animal control
submitted by Anaptyxis
What's in a name? In this case, a sketch.
submitted by Deep Fried
Oh, favicon!
submitted by Chronos
Mercury, Jupiter, Uranus.
submitted by tofergregg
Pile on the new guy!
submitted by all the moderators, giggling
There's death. And taxes. And this thread
submitted by Chronos
Now playing at the Cracked Metroplex.
submitted by Billdo
No really, officer, it's a sample for the clinic.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
The question from far, far away: Who's your Daddy?
submitted by Maus Magill, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Take of this and eat.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
In heaven there is no beer.
submitted by Kythereia
She has freckles on her, but she is nice.
submitted by the bootyful Ellen Cherry
I think that I shall never see / A poem as lovely as a Girl Scout cookie.
submitted by LifeOnWry
Somebody call a doctor!
submitted by Kythereia
I'm not seeing it.
submitted by Chronos, who had enough vision to write the tag too, thanks!
Give the people what they want. Preferably with jelly.
submitted by Cartooniverse
Saved by the numbers.
submitted by The Weird One
"Oh
submitted by fiddle-dee-dee!" cried the belle / This talk of war surely is hell."","Sample_t
Blanketed with love.
submitted by Kythereia
Ask and ye shall receive.
submitted by TellMeI'mNotCrazy
At least they're not singing, "Clap your hands
submitted by here comes Charlie."
Haiku very much.
submitted by Shirley Ujest, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a condiment! It's a sacrament!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Not on the bestseller list: "Hanging Around
submitted by the story of an athletic Scandinavian female.
Hot ideas in science.
submitted by qt4262001
Wanted: Customer service representive. Must do craniotomies.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
It was Homer who cried, "Sing
submitted by O Muse"/Of more than a 3-hour cruise. . .
This is my Woody, where is his gun?
submitted by Billdo
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