Threadspotting Archive
Seen while driving through Middle Earth.
submitted by Julian Smith
Send in the clowns.
submitted by TellMeI'mNotCrazy
The Straight Dope Talent Show.
submitted by FairyChatMom, who also wrote the tag
Drive-by giggles.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Polishing the family jewels.
submitted by Ale
Now on home video and BVD.
submitted by screech-owl, who also provided the tag, thank you!
What's in a name?
submitted by Mr. Pud, who also wrote the tagline, thank you!
I scream, you scream, Eve screams the loudest.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
If it's growing, it ain't going.
submitted by deb2world
Astro gives dishes the brush-off.
submitted by Laughing Lagomorph
Double feature.
submitted by Billdo
Dude! It's just a song!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
A thread that cuts the mustard.
submitted by Bildo
Not standing by to take your call.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Studying the Pun-ic wars.
submitted by screech-owl, who also contributed to the tag, thanks!
What the Threadspotting tag might say.
submitted by meek, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
By their rhymes shall ye know them.
submitted by Musicat
Yes, indeed.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Zombies are not regular people.
submitted by jfarndt
Two thumbs down and we don't care.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Not found in Webster's, but needed in real life.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
You think you had it bad?
submitted by NoClueBoy
It's just the flu.
submitted by DeadlyAccurate
Bombs away!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Yours truly, Dick Dastardly.
submitted by that Eddie Haskell lookalike, Rue deDay
News you can use.
submitted by Horseflesh
"Of every tree in the garden you may eat. Oh
submitted by and smoke this."
Hank said it, that settles it.
submitted by Joey P
It's snot what you think.
submitted by j_sum1
Assimilation of the cuddly kind.
submitted by Chronos
It's a zoo when you take the bus.
submitted by deb2world
The sounds of silence.
submitted by Patty Marvel, who also provided the tagline
One clump or two?
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Heart-shaped testimonials.
submitted by lovebird Patty Marvel
There's no insurance against stupidity.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Cheesy matchup.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Riding on the cattle car.
submitted by Gaudere
Prince Albert, the King of practical jokes.
submitted by Richard Hurtz
Taking your requests for the Last Dance.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Did you hear that?
submitted by Jenaroph
If we could talk to the animals, what a story they would tell.
submitted by Uncle Beer
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