Threadspotting Archive
Tsrain your rbain.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
What all the fashionable moderators are wearing this season.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Teeming Millions see the light . . . bulb.
submitted by Muad'Dib
Some days the boredom quotient nose no bounds.
submitted by Deb
I learned it at the movies.
submitted by Ilsa_Lund, who must remember this
Singing acatpella.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Well, are we still here?
submitted by Cajun Man
Like a rhinestone Jesus.
submitted by Superkarlene
Life is like a box of zombies.
submitted by James Callan
He would not wear it here or there/He would not wear it anywhere!
submitted by Mike Showell, who is quite modest, yes indeed
Some kind of death ray from some debatable decade.
submitted by deb2world
Eve asks the musical question.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni.
S'wonderful.
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag.
Why getting your friends to help you move something is not always a good idea.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
A thread to moon over.
submitted by dantheman
Armed with a silver bullet and a Kit Kat bar.
submitted by Zoggie
More proof that clowns are truly evil.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Ask the Straight Guy.
submitted by Phoebestar
Why everybody needs a helicopter.
submitted by mintygreen
Time for dinner! Ewwww.
submitted by Billdo
Your pedal extremities are truly primate.
submitted by Zette
Yeah, but can you pendulate your corpus to it?
submitted by Coldfire
(Hi)Jack cheese.
submitted by Shalmanese
It's an ugly naked day in the neighborhood.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thankyouverymuch
A rare pair:double-breasted
submitted by Annie-Xmas and ultrafilter, respectively
A sweet little thread.
submitted by snermy
A thread of mythological proportions.
submitted by Waenara
Real spectacular.
submitted by NoClueBoy
Fighting crime and green things in jars.
submitted by Eutychus
Aftermarket accessories for your pet.
submitted by deb2world
They're all pie-eyed.
submitted by Chronos
A WhyDunnit: The Mystery of the Vanishing Cow-Orker.
submitted by a cast of thousands, but thanks most of all to Auntie Em
Describe this thread in 2 words: Great fun.
submitted by Mariemarie
Good news/bad news.
submitted by Kn*ckers
Funny business?
submitted by YoudNeverGuess
We don't care if it rains or freezes, long as we got that yummy Jesus.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
How many Ding-Dongs?
submitted by Shalmanese
Orange you glad?
submitted by minty green
Step on a crack, the crack steps back.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Mmmm, spider.
submitted by Kyla and Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thanks!
Ghost stories.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
One machine to rule them all . . .
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
It was just here, lose my own head if it wasn't attached.
submitted by NoClueBoy
Bugged by lobster.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
I feel like that all the time.
submitted by Biggirl
Some threads are truly great.
submitted by unorthodox_15j
Starve a cold, feed a vampire.
submitted by Eutychus
Have it your way.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thankyouverymuch
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