Threadspotting Archive
You think you had it bad?
submitted by NoClueBoy
It's just the flu.
submitted by DeadlyAccurate
Bombs away!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Yours truly, Dick Dastardly.
submitted by that Eddie Haskell lookalike, Rue deDay
News you can use.
submitted by Horseflesh
"Of every tree in the garden you may eat. Oh
submitted by and smoke this."
Hank said it, that settles it.
submitted by Joey P
It's snot what you think.
submitted by j_sum1
Assimilation of the cuddly kind.
submitted by Chronos
It's a zoo when you take the bus.
submitted by deb2world
The sounds of silence.
submitted by Patty Marvel, who also provided the tagline
One clump or two?
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Heart-shaped testimonials.
submitted by lovebird Patty Marvel
There's no insurance against stupidity.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Cheesy matchup.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Riding on the cattle car.
submitted by Gaudere
Prince Albert, the King of practical jokes.
submitted by Richard Hurtz
Taking your requests for the Last Dance.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Did you hear that?
submitted by Jenaroph
If we could talk to the animals, what a story they would tell.
submitted by Uncle Beer
It's a dog's life
submitted by magog and his stupid cats
Why dragons are on the gold standard.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The greatest thread ever, and we really mean that.
submitted by Zebra, who also wrote the tag, great Doper that they are
Citrus-flavored praise.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Getting anachronistic.
submitted by dantheman
Tilting at pronunciation.
submitted by hawthorne
We like.
submitted by Eutychus55
You could just go see the movie, but it's not as much fun.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
They're not the walrus.
submitted by (Submitted, nay, hurled by the ever-humble MonkeyMule)
Sounds bad.
submitted by Michael Ellis
Spider-man.
submitted by chrisk72
No justice, no shrimp!
submitted by (Flung by the modest MonkeyMule)
Apparently it's not that big a secret.
submitted by VunderBob
A Fleet-ing hijack kind of thread.
submitted by MsBoods
It takes all kinds.
submitted by JoeyP
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