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The Teeming Millions have stars in their eyes.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Quoth the Manny, "Forevermore."
submitted by Uncle Beer
Those hellish interoffice memos.
submitted by Kat
However you spell it, it's running as fast as it can.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Buy the old books! And title a new one.
submitted by Gazelle
How to take out the trash.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
We advise . . .
submitted by Amanita
Rock me baby.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Great American Pastime.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody knows how this story ends.
submitted by Chronos
Once upon a time in the West.
submitted by Jeff Olsen
Mama's got the balmiest little baby in town.
submitted by the proudest uncle, Billdo
What's in the cooler, Velma?
submitted by Wendy Stone
Arachnophobic around here much?
submitted by Matt McLauchlin
Iffffffff . . .
submitted by Mastema
Tell us a story, Unca Cecil!
submitted by Chronos
They think they rule the world and now they have the board.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sing the praises of pork.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Not so SuperDuperMan.
submitted by Spit
The rules of the (online) road.
submitted by Laddie Chapman
Literary limericks
submitted by Ellen Cherry
Support our troops!
submitted by Eutychus
The scariest monster of them all, the one with the briefcase.
submitted by Kat
Just another day at the office.
submitted by TVeblen
Was I really going that fast?
submitted by paperback writer
From a galaxy far far away, the latest title.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Get the set, trade 'em with your (Doper) friends!
submitted by Coldfire
You said a mouthful.
submitted by Tully Wilson
Eat a bowl of poetry.
submitted by Kat
A helpful hint you never got from Heloise.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody sing!
submitted by VunderBob
Klaatu Barada Nikto, y'all.
submitted by deb2world
When your body talks, listen.
submitted by vze4p73i@verizon.net
Man of Steel/MOT?
submitted by Ukulele Ike
A most deserving Pit thread.
submitted by magog
Attack of the Killer Boobs.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Everything from A to Z and back again
submitted by Annie-Xmas
You wrote the book, now do the movie.
submitted by Joan
Never know where those rascals will turn up.
submitted by Freyr
You are there.
submitted by tooms80
Maybe you're not the One for me after all.
submitted by Patty Marvel
A dispatch from the Squirrel War.
submitted by deb2world
You're the One for me.
submitted by Patty Marvel
The conversation just sings.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Straight Dope guidance counselors.
submitted by jay_shah
And you thought your life was difficult.
submitted by Tracer
Tool time.
submitted by Billdo
Less is more, more or less.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
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