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Your pedal extremities are truly primate.
submitted by Zette
Yeah, but can you pendulate your corpus to it?
submitted by Coldfire
(Hi)Jack cheese.
submitted by Shalmanese
It's an ugly naked day in the neighborhood.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thankyouverymuch
A rare pair:double-breasted
submitted by Annie-Xmas and ultrafilter, respectively
A sweet little thread.
submitted by snermy
A thread of mythological proportions.
submitted by Waenara
Real spectacular.
submitted by NoClueBoy
Fighting crime and green things in jars.
submitted by Eutychus
Aftermarket accessories for your pet.
submitted by deb2world
They're all pie-eyed.
submitted by Chronos
A WhyDunnit: The Mystery of the Vanishing Cow-Orker.
submitted by a cast of thousands, but thanks most of all to Auntie Em
Describe this thread in 2 words: Great fun.
submitted by Mariemarie
Good news/bad news.
submitted by Kn*ckers
Funny business?
submitted by YoudNeverGuess
We don't care if it rains or freezes, long as we got that yummy Jesus.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
How many Ding-Dongs?
submitted by Shalmanese
Orange you glad?
submitted by minty green
Step on a crack, the crack steps back.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Mmmm, spider.
submitted by Kyla and Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thanks!
Ghost stories.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
One machine to rule them all . . .
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
It was just here, lose my own head if it wasn't attached.
submitted by NoClueBoy
Bugged by lobster.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
I feel like that all the time.
submitted by Biggirl
Some threads are truly great.
submitted by unorthodox_15j
Starve a cold, feed a vampire.
submitted by Eutychus
Have it your way.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin, who also wrote the tagline, thankyouverymuch
The Teeming Millions have stars in their eyes.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Quoth the Manny, "Forevermore."
submitted by Uncle Beer
Those hellish interoffice memos.
submitted by Kat
However you spell it, it's running as fast as it can.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Buy the old books! And title a new one.
submitted by Gazelle
How to take out the trash.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
We advise . . .
submitted by Amanita
Rock me baby.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Great American Pastime.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody knows how this story ends.
submitted by Chronos
Once upon a time in the West.
submitted by Jeff Olsen
Mama's got the balmiest little baby in town.
submitted by the proudest uncle, Billdo
What's in the cooler, Velma?
submitted by Wendy Stone
Arachnophobic around here much?
submitted by Matt McLauchlin
Iffffffff . . .
submitted by Mastema
Tell us a story, Unca Cecil!
submitted by Chronos
They think they rule the world and now they have the board.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sing the praises of pork.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Not so SuperDuperMan.
submitted by Spit
The rules of the (online) road.
submitted by Laddie Chapman
Literary limericks
submitted by Ellen Cherry
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