Threadspotting Archive
Support our troops!
submitted by Eutychus
The scariest monster of them all, the one with the briefcase.
submitted by Kat
Just another day at the office.
submitted by TVeblen
Was I really going that fast?
submitted by paperback writer
From a galaxy far far away, the latest title.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Get the set, trade 'em with your (Doper) friends!
submitted by Coldfire
You said a mouthful.
submitted by Tully Wilson
Eat a bowl of poetry.
submitted by Kat
A helpful hint you never got from Heloise.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody sing!
submitted by VunderBob
Klaatu Barada Nikto, y'all.
submitted by deb2world
When your body talks, listen.
submitted by vze4p73i@verizon.net
Man of Steel/MOT?
submitted by Ukulele Ike
A most deserving Pit thread.
submitted by magog
Attack of the Killer Boobs.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Everything from A to Z and back again
submitted by Annie-Xmas
You wrote the book, now do the movie.
submitted by Joan
Never know where those rascals will turn up.
submitted by Freyr
You are there.
submitted by tooms80
Maybe you're not the One for me after all.
submitted by Patty Marvel
A dispatch from the Squirrel War.
submitted by deb2world
You're the One for me.
submitted by Patty Marvel
The conversation just sings.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Straight Dope guidance counselors.
submitted by jay_shah
And you thought your life was difficult.
submitted by Tracer
Tool time.
submitted by Billdo
Less is more, more or less.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Put the comb down and your hands up.
submitted by Zette
Dibs on your pickle.
submitted by abbysthrnaccent
Moooving in line.
submitted by Eutychus
I have this little habit.
submitted by SuperLorie
Is this worth reading?
submitted by Tully Wilson
Live long and adopt.
submitted by Homebrew
Because you cannot have your pi and edict too.
submitted by Duke and thanks to AHunter for a truly great line
Bedtime stories.
submitted by Missy2U, who should now be called Mrs. to you as well.
The only thing they should make is reservations.
submitted by TVeblen
When what to my wondering eyes should appear. . .
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Santa Claus vs. the aliens.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Why?
submitted by Shirley Ujest
Tool Time.
submitted by sasquatch59
Just what we've all been looking for.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Dear Santa.
submitted by paperbackwriter
Here it would be C. Ad.
submitted by Sean Berger
It's not easy being not real.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra.
submitted by Ralphie
The SUVs of the sidewalk
submitted by Annie-Xmas
For those who prefer to do business with established firms.
submitted by Scott
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