Threadspotting Archive
Fly me to the moon (if that won't make it explode).
submitted by Uncle Beer
Comparison shopping.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Warning: this thread may make you hurl.
submitted by porcupine
Doper wins big on Jeopardy!
submitted by lawoot
Just follow the instructions.
submitted by Loopus
It can be audience participation wherever you go.
submitted by Patty Marvel
He's not so snuggly to us.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Ho Ho Oh No!
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
You scream, they scream . . . or do they?
submitted by Ellen Cherry
It's food!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody's a (music) critic.
submitted by Ms. Whatsit
Lawn enforcement.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
How many?
submitted by Zoggie
Maybe they get a buzz from it.
submitted by hawthorne
Reverse polarity!
submitted by Ukulele Ike
We wouldn't have the joke with the punch line "Why the long face?"
submitted by Encinitas
You'll roll your eyes.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
The Teemsters vent a little.
submitted by manhattan
Why spam has always been with us.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Little things mean a lot.
submitted by Redboss
Why kids are picky eaters.
submitted by shannybonnany
Cheap gas and Kylie Minogue up for swap.
submitted by vdarlin, thanks to Ukulele Ike
Why they need more Mama at the U.N.
submitted by Billy Rubin
You think you've got it bad?
submitted by Missy2U
Dopers write the next Indiana Jones movie.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
I got a name.
submitted by Ukulele Ike
Sing along with Eutychus.
submitted by rowrrbazzle
Going to the boardroom and we're gonna get married.
submitted by Chronos
Look what the cat dragged in.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
"In space no one can hear you clean."
submitted by Eonwe
Road scholars.
submitted by tevya
Fun in the office department: Frog Conspiracy.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Mad scientist on a budget.
submitted by Atreyu
Doncha just hate it when that happens?
submitted by jkbelle
We found this thread.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Ghost story.
submitted by bibliophage
True Doper dedication. And welcome our newest Doper, Danielle Moira Lewis-Wick.
submitted by manhattan
Another chapter of the good book (developers edition).
submitted by MontereyGo
War is good business
submitted by Cerowyn
Who wears short skorts?
submitted by Ukulele Ike
We all scream for ice cream.
submitted by screech-owl
If the Teeming Millions ran customer support.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
How to be pretentious.
submitted by Lea Frost
Just like the signs/ We used to see/ Go read 'em on/ SDMB.
submitted by Atreyu
Man does not live on bread alone.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Dear Eve
submitted by Uncle Beer
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