Threadspotting Archive
Say what?
submitted by ultrafilter
Why Dopers are gud spelers.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
You can start laughing after the beep.
submitted by Shirley Ujest
The (continuing) adventures of 26F.
submitted by AbbySthrnAccent
The Teeming Millions on alert.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Cleanliness is next to Studliness.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Where science and sci-fi collide.
submitted by NoClueBoy
And Murphy was an optimist as well as a Doper.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
These are a few of our favorite (instrumental) things.
submitted by Ukulele Ike
Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a casting director!
submitted by Waenara
The oldest menace we face today.
submitted by yojimbo
A terrorist (one-)act.
submitted by Mike Boyle
Embarassing in any language.
submitted by Mangetout
Working's just not . . . working.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Love vegetables?
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Our very own Ring cycle.
submitted by Shalmanese
There was a farmer had a dog and Johnson was his name, oh!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Why proselytizing with your car is not a good idea.
submitted by Nenya_Elizabeth
Was Darwin a nosepicker?
submitted by Eutychus55
That's all, folks and amen.
submitted by Blessedwolf
When you're right, you're right.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Fly me to the moon (if that won't make it explode).
submitted by Uncle Beer
Comparison shopping.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Warning: this thread may make you hurl.
submitted by porcupine
Doper wins big on Jeopardy!
submitted by lawoot
Just follow the instructions.
submitted by Loopus
It can be audience participation wherever you go.
submitted by Patty Marvel
He's not so snuggly to us.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Ho Ho Oh No!
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
You scream, they scream . . . or do they?
submitted by Ellen Cherry
It's food!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Everybody's a (music) critic.
submitted by Ms. Whatsit
Lawn enforcement.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
How many?
submitted by Zoggie
Maybe they get a buzz from it.
submitted by hawthorne
Reverse polarity!
submitted by Ukulele Ike
We wouldn't have the joke with the punch line "Why the long face?"
submitted by Encinitas
You'll roll your eyes.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
The Teemsters vent a little.
submitted by manhattan
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