Threadspotting Archive
Gracefully surrender the things of youth, my ass!
submitted by SmashedIceCream
When the student is ready, the teacher will screw up.
submitted by minty green
Assault and battery.
submitted by manhattan
William Shakespeare: poet, playwright, programmer.
submitted by Starbury
This thread brought to you without commercial interruption.
submitted by screech-owl
Be careful what you put in your mouth.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Got a sucky Secret Santa this year? Count your blessings.
submitted by Green Bean
How (not) to decorate your yard for the holidays.
submitted by Redboss
Dear Santa.
submitted by TVeblen
Pest control wanted
submitted by screech-owl
The Straight Dope on Christmas songs
submitted by Magdalene
Lolly, lolly, lolly
submitted by Miller
It's all about the giving.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
This one's a little space-y.
submitted by deb2world
Get in the holiday spirit with Nonie and Oscar
submitted by Annie-Xmas
The Devil went down to Georgia . . . 'cause he's not welcome here
submitted by MontereyGo
And you thought your relatives were difficult
submitted by Eutychus55
Oh, Canada!
submitted by Paul the Younger
Swatting around history, biography, geography. And baseball.
submitted by Starbury
Tales that will drive you to despair
submitted by Patty Marvel
Mama said.
submitted by Janx
Mmmmm . . . donuts
submitted by the former Whammo
The Teeming Millions handle a disposal problem
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Sometimes weird things happen when you sleep.
submitted by Phoebestar
It's the end of the world!
submitted by Falcon Finder
Cowboys love 'Em!
submitted by Miss Creant
I yam what I yam
submitted by Borborygmi
I hit the button and nothing happens
submitted by Demj13
Meet our handy man.
submitted by Uncle Beer
You do the math.
submitted by Fear Itself
CAUTION: Choking hazard. Contains small parts
submitted by Annie-Xmas
If Latin wasn't already a dead language, this thread would kill it
submitted by Paul O'Connor
Inconceivable.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
The Teemsters help with homeworkassignment
submitted by Chronos; also thanks to Juniper 200
It's rant! It's haiku
submitted by John Corrado
Space . . . the final frontier . . . of scriptwriting.
submitted by Diane
It's a wonderful Dope
submitted by . deb2world
Telepathic Man-eating Radioactive Scorpions with laser-eyes
submitted by . LynnBodoni
A thread on the cutting edge.
submitted by Shiva
No actual cats were buttered in the making of this thread.
submitted by Chronos
An almost Joycean set of stories
submitted by deb2world
New items at Ikea, courtesy of our Dopers.
submitted by psychogumby
Want more information on Islam? Just ask
submitted by Biggirl
Korean Grocery Poetry Jam
submitted by MrVisible
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