Threadspotting Archive
Call her already.
submitted by Stranger On a Train
Manly yes, but she likes it too
submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Nothing to see here.
submitted by Chronos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
A little change, a lot of calculation.
submitted by Turek
Think you had a bad day?
submitted by Rick
Answers for everything under the sun and points beyond.
submitted by Musicat
I spit on your politics. And your politicians.
submitted by Spoiler Virgin
Operators (shelter operators) are standing by.
submitted by (Submitted by, appropriately enough, Desert Dog)
Bring somebody to your garden party.
submitted by Maus Magill
See here now
submitted by JoeyP, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
We've got the beat.
submitted by SpoilerVirgin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It was a dawg of a planet anyway.
submitted by DeepFried
Holy Doggerel.
submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Beware the lonk.
submitted by melondeca
Them's fighting words.
submitted by twickster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Whatever floats your boat.
submitted by Encinitas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Hemidemisemigod.
submitted by pbenoy
Read my lips.
submitted by Daithi Lacha
It's penguins! In the road!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Houston: The Windy City.
submitted by amtriska, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Obviously well qualified.
submitted by Encinitas
Best. Typo. Ever. (And it could have happened.)
submitted by Annie-Xmas, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Music lessons.
submitted by Nature's Call, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Why cows can't walk on water.
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Auuhhwwnnnngggg you ever wanted to know about Chewie, but were afraid to ask
submitted by The Scrivener, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
More than a three-hour cruise, they got lost, cousins!
submitted by Chronos
Hi ho the derry oh!
submitted by Annie-Xmas
Going to the dogs
submitted by Twickster, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Science in the home that may be hard to swallow.
submitted by Kythereia
It's everybody's feel good movie.
submitted by Kat
Overheard at the supermarket.
submitted by hawthorne
Pun for the ages
submitted by Jennifer Reeser, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Famous flapjacks.
submitted by ret3
A fool and his money are welcome at the casino.
submitted by NoClueboy
Figure it out, ya fathead.
submitted by Cartooniverse
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