The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

When in Chicago, avoid the zombies. Here's how. submitted by Mr. Moose

This is the month to get your verse on. submitted by Billy Rubin, who is a poet and surely knows it

For the science of Peeps, some gave all. submitted by Ranger Jeff, The Idol of American Youth

It's time to dance! submitted by arjee

Chicken. And dressing. submitted by Jillgat

Do you need your paw-lm read? submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Probably the neatest website in creation! submitted by crunch

After you stay here you can visit Sadie's Big Beaver. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)

Share your happiness with others today. (Not with a gun.) submitted by Ellen Cherry, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

I, for one, welcome our new Machine Overlords. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

How long can you stand to be with a chicken on a raft? submitted by Cantrip

Acting out at the library. submitted by Jeff Boone

We're doomed! submitted by Kim Kommando

Begin your epic quest in New York State. submitted by Bosda Di'chi of Tricor, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

I want moar music! submitted by Geoff Grammer

You oughta be in pictures ... zombie style. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

I don't know much about art, but I know what's deviant. submitted by David R. Fuller

Only in New York. submitted by Jeff Boone

Heaps and stacks and clouds of words. submitted by JMudd

If this was an actual emergency. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

Keep calm. And keep calm. submitted by Shannon Murphy

Be neat in the street. submitted by staskow1

Gives new meaning to getting a hole in one. (NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (NOTE: May not be safe for work.)

A cat may look at a king to infinity and beyond. submitted by theotherskip

Eating right the zombie way. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

Forget you not? You betcha. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Potentially ooky, not for the sensitive.)

Is that a golf club in your pants or do you just need to go? (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)

Now available in braiiins flavor! submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

You're gonna want to get on board with this. submitted by hoopyfrood

Visiting the Samuel L. Jackson branch. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work.)

Because shoulder straps can be unbearable. submitted by Jeff Boone

Behold the whackjob of one. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work,could be offensive.)

Real heavy metal rock n' roll. submitted by AngelFelina

I can count on you. submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Mars needs women. And men. submitted by Jeff Boone

Sunday subway service no pants style. submitted by Jim Babcock

O bury me not ... unless you're a coon dog. submitted by Jeff Boone

When in danger, when in doubt, push the button. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: May be too loud for work situations, be careful!)

Data searches that punch your buttons and vice versa. submitted by hoopyfrood

If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

You can really get beat at chess. submitted by twobookworms

Just another wacky corporate culture with a web page. submitted by Fear Itself

They may be coming, but Ann ain't going. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Fa la la la la la la la f**k. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language/theme, probably not at all safe for work)

Let's pray for peace on earth. Starting here. submitted by Vreemdeling

Deck the halls on your desktop. submitted by Kim Kommando

There's no place like home. submitted by hoopyfrood

Bosda shares his reading list. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Sing me some flowers. submitted by MontereyGo

We missed it, we were all too busy standing in line for the restroom. submitted by Jeff Boone

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