Weird Earl's Archive
Apparently grad school gets people animated.
submitted by Jeff Boone
A place for dudes and Prudes.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Run out of insults? Here's some more.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, that leaking nipple mong slapper (NOTE: May not be safe for work.)
Meet you in Atlantic City! Pass GO, collect $200.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
In otter words ...
submitted by Jeff Boone, who is otterly wonderful
Not lovely to look at.
submitted by crunch704
Best if used by this date.
submitted by Stanton Van Valkenburg
Head on over to this site!
submitted by Zuvqwyx3, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Power up and be safe.
submitted by Jeff Boone
And yours smells like roses? Maybe now it can.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who is not the least bit stiinky
World class fistfight between the neighbors!
submitted by Hoopyfrood
Keep your nose clean and avoid danger.
submitted by Billy Rubin
At the end of the day, in the big picture, it's synergy.
(NSFW) submitted by Charles Glasser and Mitch Ditkoff (NOTE: Jargon, might not be safe for work.)
As a fetish this is a little hard to swallow.
(NSFW) submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult, may be disturbing.)
What was your name again?
submitted by Devilsig
And now it's time for another installment of W.T.H.
(NSFW) submitted by User Hostile (NOTE: May not be safe for work, content may be disturbing.)
Those legs are hot hot hot.
submitted by Jeff Boon
Adding it all up equals great reading.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Black suit, flashy pen, & funky sunglasses not included.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Birds do it, bees do it, even giant bats do it.
submitted by Rico
It's the best! Of the worst.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Why don't you go patch yourself?
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Adult subject, questionable taste, may not be safe for work.)
Here's some really cold cases.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Want to know the date? It's not inconceivable.
submitted by Stanton Van Valkenburg
Put a fork in it. On second thought, maybe you shouldn't.
submitted by Spiderman, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: DO NOT DO THIS AT HOME.)
The other other other white meat. With stuffing.
submitted by Merlin
Strange, it's what's for dinner.
submitted by Spiderman
Get a name and get some action.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (Adult subject matter, may get you in trouble. Not safe for work.)
Nighty-nite, sleep tight, catch your flight.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Jump up and go to Rhode Island — and die.
submitted by Spiderman
It's a sign from G-d.
submitted by Spiderman, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
There's top shelf gentlemen's clubs most everywhere. Or you could go here.
submitted by Tom Tildrum
It's some kind of a racket but WTH.
submitted by F. Brashear
A new fitness craze? We say neigh.
submitted by Jeff Boone
I hear they have some amazing merchandise.
submitted by RockNRollHoochieKoo
Weird and wacky and cool and incredible.
submitted by the incredible Billy Rubin
Put on your high-heeled sneakers, baby.
submitted by Nedra Johnson
Nothing says summer like frozen treats. Except maybe this.
submitted by Spiderman
It’s being successfully used in the operation of Milford Trunnions.
submitted by Philip Paradis, with a hat tip to Rockwell Engineering
Baby, what did you do to your hair?
submitted by Nedra Johnson
Ooh and aah from your desktop.
submitted by Pyro Technic
Sweets for the yucky.
submitted by BGilbers
Because the earth is flat, not fair.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
It's enough to make you believe in ... math.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Tails will wag.
submitted by Billy Rubin
How cats express themselves.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Back at the Great Hall Of Justice in Cincinnati, home of the Superfriends.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Sowing wild oats? Or The Farmer Takes a Wife.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Want a pedicure? Go fish!
submitted by Jeff Boone
Not all time machines are De Loreans.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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