Weird Earl's Archive
You can teach a pig to sing . . . and dress him up in formal wear.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Up in the air junior Bertman!
submitted by Paul Hope
Just your average little town where people get eaten.
submitted by snapperhead
Out of the bars and into the wilderness.
submitted by Thanks to Terey
You take my breath away.
submitted by hoopyfrood
We got hot and cold running cats.
submitted by Bronwyn
Sweet music.
submitted by Arnold Winkelreid
And in this corner (of your browser window).
submitted by Paul Hope
Oh nose!
submitted by Big Nose Billy Rubin
I'm a rocket, man.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Truly The Place for your omnipotent being needs.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Welcome!
submitted by Paul Hope
Nutcracker sweet.
submitted by jade dragon
He sees you when you're sleeping, but who sees Santa? NORAD.
submitted by Chris Faulkner, who should find a little something extra in their Christmas stoc
Need a number of gifts? Go here.
submitted by implode
Dear Santa.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who has been a very good girl this year
When tinfoil is not enough.
submitted by Photopat
Maximize your potential and be empowered to win!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Twas the lights before Christmas.
submitted by Chris Farquhar
Oh the first day of Kitchschmas, my true love gave to me . . .
submitted by Thanks to Shannon Murphy and Ship of Fools
Brace yourself . . . or someone you love. Warning: Probably not safe for work
submitted by Thanks to Laura Yona and Ian Rey, who wrote the tag
Decorate your computer for the holidays.
submitted by Got a Mac? Go here.
Caveat emptor/empty Xbox.
submitted by Paul Hope
Drink a can of cereal.
submitted by pnut311bass
Have a fistful of wine.
submitted by Mahaloth
Shakespeare for n00bs.
submitted by dijon warlock
Carry on.
submitted by Paul Hope
It's The Donald at your service.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Get a handle on your dog.
submitted by Kim Goodwin
Bet he really wants to direct. (Check out the videos.) Note: Not safe for work
submitted by Billy Rubin
That shirt looks really crappy.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Maybe it's something he showed her.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Keep your eye on the balls.
submitted by Moe
This is my Bible, this is my gun.
submitted by Billy Rubin
It really is taking longer than we thought.
submitted by Electronic Chaos, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This little piggy knows all about you.
submitted by Cyrus Hiatt
This is Jesus Christ to ground control.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
"We, of course, have our own name for things." Of course.
submitted by jcp
Starve with Louis and die laughing.
submitted by Fitz
Oh my god.
submitted by Paul Hope
The browser of the future to see the magazines of the past.
submitted by tofergregg
For all you meat lovers out there.
submitted by rrpearson
Apparently even God has a boss.
submitted by JCummins
Men are from Mars, flu is from Venus.
submitted by Ron Speizer
Child containment system: Put your kid in jail.
submitted by Mary Shannon
Our Monday date: A dose of Callahan.
submitted by Dan Wallace
Are you ready for the new new millennium?
submitted by jclark
The Canadians strike back.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why not? It's North America, after all.
submitted by Paul Hope
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