Weird Earl's Archive
Make some bee-yu-tea-ful music.
submitted by Larasaurus
Call it morning driving through the south in and out the valley.
submitted by The Scrivener
Multiple timelines/wives, magic babies, spiritual sex, and fate. To start.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Mature themes, may not be safe for work)
Nobody loves dolphins like this guy.
(NSFW) submitted by LilithSC (Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
They're not exactly popping off the shelves.
submitted by Sean Gleeson
Allies + Axis = BFF!
(NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work, adult topics/ satire /weird.)
Accept no imitations! You want the real poop.
submitted by picunurse
No squirrels were harmed in these experiments. The peanuts weren't so lucky.
submitted by Paul Hope
Is it Game Over for Gotham City?
submitted by Rico
Wax on! Wax Hoff!
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those times when all the days run together.
submitted by Rico
We see there's yet another opportunity to do it yourself and save.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Just a little reassurance in these scary times.
submitted by tofer17
Now you know for sure.
submitted by Rico
Trope me some tropes.
submitted by IanRey
Just in time for your Easter basket.
submitted by peeps r' us
House Beautiful, People Unhappy.
submitted by Jack Walsh, who started out sharing and wound up contributing, thanks!
Ki-Ai! And then ooka-ooka.
submitted by Emily
There are aliens among us and they're not just hanging drywall.
submitted by twobookworms
If we could see ourselves as celestial sees us.
submitted by joelwhy
Is that a zombie in your pocket or are you just dying to see me?
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Here's a game where you can really clean up!
submitted by MontereyGo
Because you're a sucker for anything.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus in the sky with diamonds.
submitted by Paul Hope
When come back on March 14 at 1:59, bring pi.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Mud butt. We need say nothing more.
(NSFW) submitted by Jillgat (Note: Approaching science/stinky subject matter)
Dibs on your stereo but I'm not taking the cat. These folks will.
submitted by Jillgat
When you want to send the very worst.
submitted by VunderBob, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Not just another Hot Amish dating site like all the sites you've seen before.
submitted by funk45
On the internet everybody knows if you're a hipster dog.
submitted by new box crayons
The Inquisition, what a show!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Life, it's so ironic.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You don't have to be smart to be a customer, though it would help.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The name is shady but the content is great!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Mature themes, may not be safe for work)
They'll fight your case with tooth and claw.
submitted by Dixie
Because you can never get enough BACON!
submitted by Ken Irwin
So sad to watch good love gone bad.
submitted by DesertDog
Meep! Zort! Laugh.
(NSFW)
Choose one from column A and one from column B . . . and do it.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms (Adult topic, may not be safe for work)
Improve your word power and learn how to sling the slang.
submitted by nocturnal tick
Can't buy a date? Now you can.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms (Adult topic, may not be safe for work)
Your own personal (chocolate) Jesus.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who says "Transubstantiates in your mouth, not in your hand."
It's the skwerl's world and we just live in it.
submitted by Nik
We await the opening of the Shinola Wing.
submitted by kmacgowan
All of life’s problems can be solved with two things. Here's one of them.
submitted by crunch704
Improve your #$@! word power.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work)
Here's another crappy game.
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Immature themes, may not be appropriate for anyone)
The world is waiting for the sunrise. You can see it.
submitted by Kate Davis
Take note that we have a problem here.
submitted by crunch704
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