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Marriage stinks. submitted by chuckleberry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
No, actually I am just happy to see you. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: May not be safe for work)
God by any other name -- or any name you like. submitted by MontereyGo
Very possibly the worst Weird Earl ever, a zit on the face of the internet. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Visually disgusting/disturbing images)
And now it's time for another installment of what the heck? submitted by Rico
You're the one! submitted by Harmonious Discord
We love you Justin! submitted by hoopyfrood
Hoppin' down the scary trail. submitted by kmacgowan
When love has died there's only one thing left to do. submitted by Mehdron
Mum's the word! (NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (Note: Female stuff, may upset some)
Enjoy the holiday with ice cream. submitted by MontereyGo
Brother, can you spare $118,042? submitted by Cantrip, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
They're having a senior moment. submitted by Rico
Beware of lightness. (NSFW) submitted by Some white boy (Note: May not be safe for work)
Moo-ve it on over, Earl. submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
If you would be so kind. submitted by MontereyGo
Not so weird but cool: Read something every day. submitted by MontereyGo
Cecil Adams is a figment of Rick Perry's fecund imagination. submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Let's get loaded! submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Make some bee-yu-tea-ful music. submitted by Larasaurus
Be aware this month. (Use your brainsss.)
Call it morning driving through the south in and out the valley. submitted by The Scrivener
Multiple timelines/wives, magic babies, spiritual sex, and fate. To start. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Mature themes, may not be safe for work)
Nobody loves dolphins like this guy. (NSFW) submitted by LilithSC (Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
They're not exactly popping off the shelves. submitted by Sean Gleeson
Allies + Axis = BFF! (NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work, adult topics/ satire /weird.)
Accept no imitations! You want the real poop. submitted by picunurse
No squirrels were harmed in these experiments. The peanuts weren't so lucky. submitted by Paul Hope
Is it Game Over for Gotham City? submitted by Rico
Wax on! Wax Hoff! submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those times when all the days run together. submitted by Rico
We see there's yet another opportunity to do it yourself and save. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Just a little reassurance in these scary times. submitted by tofer17
Now you know for sure. submitted by Rico
Trope me some tropes. submitted by IanRey
Just in time for your Easter basket. submitted by peeps r' us
House Beautiful, People Unhappy. submitted by Jack Walsh, who started out sharing and wound up contributing, thanks!
Ki-Ai! And then ooka-ooka. submitted by Emily
There are aliens among us and they're not just hanging drywall. submitted by twobookworms
If we could see ourselves as celestial sees us. submitted by joelwhy
Is that a zombie in your pocket or are you just dying to see me? submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Here's a game where you can really clean up! submitted by MontereyGo
Because you're a sucker for anything. submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus in the sky with diamonds. submitted by Paul Hope
When come back on March 14 at 1:59, bring pi. submitted by Billy Rubin
Mud butt. We need say nothing more. (NSFW) submitted by Jillgat (Note: Approaching science/stinky subject matter)
Dibs on your stereo but I'm not taking the cat. These folks will. submitted by Jillgat
When you want to send the very worst. submitted by VunderBob, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Not just another Hot Amish dating site like all the sites you've seen before. submitted by funk45
On the internet everybody knows if you're a hipster dog. submitted by new box crayons
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