Weird Earl's Archive
God is in the details. Google it yourself.
submitted by Richard Wayman
Just like mother used to make from behind the bar.
submitted by Cantrip
What all the well dressed Victorian widows are wearing these days.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Welcome to WTH, featuring Wookies, Giant Squirrels, and Nazis.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
It'll make you sick to your stomach.
submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as
Computing has gone Bananas.
submitted by crunch704
It's time for your lobotomy, Jack!
submitted by Karen Lingel
Drinking wine, Spo-Dee-O-Dee.
submitted by newboxcrayons
Find the spam, win no prize.
submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as
It's the social club that's right on the button.
submitted by Lynn Swanson
Hold the barf bag, ugly dancer!
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Dejargonize sucky statements.
(NSFW) submitted by Siam Sam (NOTE: Adult language, may not be appropriate for the workplace.)
Guaranteed kick-ass web pages!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Hail to the Chief we have chosen for our artwork.
submitted by Jeff Boone
See the world as others see it.
submitted by Karen Lingel
Absolutely zombified.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Don't know the name but the face looks familiar.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
When a simple yes or no won't do.
submitted by Jeff Boone,who also wrote the tag, thanks!
When curb feelers aren't enough.
submitted by Billy Rubin
What's in your name?
submitted by Jeff Boone
Because people want to know the damndest things.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Yes or no? Stay or go? Find out here.
submitted by Persephone3
Because you'll buy anything to be clean.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Involves body functions, may be unsettling to the sensitive)
Dick said, Are you talking to me? Are you talking to ME?
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may be inappropriate for work)
Go get zombified.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Japanese-English telephone until it all balances out.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Welcome to the digital pleasure dome, TRON style.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult material, may not be safe for work)
There's opinions, and there's beliefs, and there's Ray Walter Swangkee.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Battle lines are being drawn. See them here.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Like an underwear drawer -- in your underwear.
(NSFW) submitted by joelwhy (NOTE: Involves underwear, may be considered risque)
Access to epic success.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Because you'll buy anything to be fresh and dry.
submitted by Miss Elizabeth
Speed date for a roommate.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Its a random world (even in linux).
submitted by veglandia
What's on the menu? Muffins and beefcake.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Make a wish for a custom Stormtrooper helmet.
submitted by C K Dexter Haven
I want you to cry, cry, cry.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Find that special someone so you can be as close as two pages in a book.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Where you can bearly wait to go on vacation.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Living proof that DIY has been done to death.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Oh Dear. Please!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Do not taunt happy fun cursor.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Here's a dry idea if you think you might be all wet.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also helped write the tag, thanks!
That website is a disaster.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Do not try this at home.
submitted by crunch704
Count your blessings and your sheep.
submitted by kmacgowan
Click the ball and it will change color. Or so they say.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The soundtrack sound for the epic fail.
submitted by N. Johnson
Faster Pussycat, Drink, Drink!
submitted by Jeff Boone
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