Weird Earl's Archive
Perhaps the most squirrely website on the internet.
submitted by Dan Galvin
You write like a girl. Or a guy.
submitted by Jillgat, who writes like herself
It's the Zombie Home Companion.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Now with more cats! (Drag and click, see and hear.)
submitted by Rico
Science in the home: Blowtorch for breakfast!
submitted by twobookworms (NOTE: Do not try this at home unless you have good insurance.)
Have a Festive 4th! Color your world with fireworks.
submitted by Betsy Ross
We rule!
submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Celebrate good times, come on!
submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Marriage stinks.
submitted by chuckleberry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
No, actually I am just happy to see you.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: May not be safe for work)
God by any other name -- or any name you like.
submitted by MontereyGo
Very possibly the worst Weird Earl ever, a zit on the face of the internet.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: Visually disgusting/disturbing images)
And now it's time for another installment of what the heck?
submitted by Rico
You're the one!
submitted by Harmonious Discord
We love you Justin!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Hoppin' down the scary trail.
submitted by kmacgowan
When love has died there's only one thing left to do.
submitted by Mehdron
Mum's the word!
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (Note: Female stuff, may upset some)
Enjoy the holiday with ice cream.
submitted by MontereyGo
Brother, can you spare $118,042?
submitted by Cantrip, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
They're having a senior moment.
submitted by Rico
Moo-ve it on over, Earl.
submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
If you would be so kind.
submitted by MontereyGo
Not so weird but cool: Read something every day.
submitted by MontereyGo
Cecil Adams is a figment of Rick Perry's fecund imagination.
submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Let's get loaded!
submitted by Rico, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Make some bee-yu-tea-ful music.
submitted by Larasaurus
Call it morning driving through the south in and out the valley.
submitted by The Scrivener
Multiple timelines/wives, magic babies, spiritual sex, and fate. To start.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Mature themes, may not be safe for work)
Nobody loves dolphins like this guy.
(NSFW) submitted by LilithSC (Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
They're not exactly popping off the shelves.
submitted by Sean Gleeson
Allies + Axis = BFF!
(NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work, adult topics/ satire /weird.)
Accept no imitations! You want the real poop.
submitted by picunurse
No squirrels were harmed in these experiments. The peanuts weren't so lucky.
submitted by Paul Hope
Is it Game Over for Gotham City?
submitted by Rico
Wax on! Wax Hoff!
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those times when all the days run together.
submitted by Rico
We see there's yet another opportunity to do it yourself and save.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Just a little reassurance in these scary times.
submitted by tofer17
Now you know for sure.
submitted by Rico
Trope me some tropes.
submitted by IanRey
Just in time for your Easter basket.
submitted by peeps r' us
House Beautiful, People Unhappy.
submitted by Jack Walsh, who started out sharing and wound up contributing, thanks!
Ki-Ai! And then ooka-ooka.
submitted by Emily
There are aliens among us and they're not just hanging drywall.
submitted by twobookworms
If we could see ourselves as celestial sees us.
submitted by joelwhy
Is that a zombie in your pocket or are you just dying to see me?
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
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