Weird Earl's Archive
Meet Bettie, Marilyn, Ginger, and Audry. They're for Down Under.
(NSFW) submitted by DesertDog (SO not safe for work)
Thank you, thank you very much.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Hai-ya, Fido!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus, that smells!
submitted by Jeremy Koons
Lift every voice and complain.
submitted by crunch704
They come in peace -- see the sign?
submitted by schantzscott
Come back with us to the exciting game days of yesteryear. Welcome to Zork.
submitted by Billy Rubin
One two three Rochambeau!
submitted by Billy Rubin
If only you believe.
submitted by kmacgowan
I stayed too long at the llanfairpwll. . . oh, the heck with it.
submitted by AngelFelina
It's all just too bad.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: This truly is bad and may be depressing, unhappy, NSFW.)
Still shopping? Go here for thoughtful gifts for the existential on your list.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, there's those ads.
submitted by kmacgowan
Fill the food bowl for free, click every day!
submitted by Bob Johnson
Art that's easy to find.
submitted by norheim
Read a good book lately? Neither have they.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who apparently has a library card from this place
No! Santa No!
submitted by twobookworms, whoh also wrote the tag, thanks!
Yippie ki yi yi, get along little comrades.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who characterized this as "a steaming pile of wrong."
Capture the flag!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
It's the site that puts the sex in sectional.
(NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work, adult topics/ satire /weird.)
Jackson Pollack did it and so can you.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
Didn't like the ending? We didn't either.
submitted by veglandia
Trade your bling for the kittycat thing.
submitted by eggerhaus
A penny for your thoughts.
submitted by David MacDonald
Tell the doctor where it hurts. (Mostly in the funny bone.)
submitted by Harmonious Discord
I'm getting pretty crazy for lunch right about now.
submitted by twobookworms
Family pictures -- memories to last a lifetime.
submitted by DesertDog
Don't worry, wear happy.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
One stop shopping for your bucket list.
submitted by DesertDog, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's manifold destiny on the rails.
submitted by VunderBob
You've got (crazy) mail.
submitted by kmacgowan
Nothing says lovin' like mothers with the oven.
submitted by VunderBob
When you pay enough to say your very best.
submitted by crunch704, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Found in the Zombieland supermarket.
submitted by Bobby Wise
Ain't got nothing but numbers 8 days a week.
submitted by pdesmond
Lunch is a little bug-gy.
submitted by twobookworms
Something hard to say? Make it soft and cuddly.
(NSFW) submitted by LilithSC (NOTE: Adult language/situations, may not be safe for work.)
They got you covered.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
A picture of American Idol-atry.
submitted by Veglandia
Need a touch of Teuton for Octoberfest?
submitted by Andrea
It's all relative.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Yeah, we're wondering too. WTH?
submitted by hoopyfrood, who helped with the tag, thanks!
What's red and white and folded all over?
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, call it viral marketing.
submitted by kmacgowan
Ima let you finish this one.
submitted by hoopyfrood
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