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Wakey-wakey! submitted by pdesmond

Get a big red candylike button of your very own. submitted by hoopyfrood

Buy more than a salami for your soldier in the army. submitted by Billy Rubin

And your point is? submitted by Billy Rubin

A pillow you cannot refuse. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

He will forgive you rather than headbutt you. submitted by Jillgat

It's in another language but it still comes out "WTH?" submitted by Eric Ewanco

Talk about wired for sound! submitted by Randy Schultz

Oh, nobody goes there, it's dead. submitted by CairoCarol

Good thing we have Bruce Campbell. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Ride 'em, cowboy! submitted by Vreemdeling

Next on the endangered species list: Buffalo wings. submitted by hoopyfrood

Deutschland, Deutschland �ber kittycats. submitted by Brian Sorgatz

Not the mother of invention, more like the the weird cousins.. submitted by Timothy Sansom

The Force is weird in this one. submitted by BGilbers

A demanding web site some of you will be happy to pay for. submitted by hoopyfrood

Another modern mystery and an absolute "WTH?" submitted by Bobby Wise

It's Satan's area code! submitted by Billy Rubin, who is going to hell, going directly to hell, do not pass go, do no

See what happens when you go play in traffic? submitted by Jay Seeley

Whatcha doing?. submitted by pdesmond

You know us by the name on the door. submitted by Contrapuntal

How to contain your curtain climbers. submitted by Scott Barber

Because they're such party animals. submitted by Brian Sorgatz

Chew on this for a while. submitted by gdg

That frog really gets around. submitted by Billy Rubin

Make mine with Turkey. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

And now it's time for another head-scratching episode of "What the hell?" submitted by CairoCarol

Because farmers need love too. submitted by pride62

Legends in their own minds. submitted by paul hope

Dancing, dancing. submitted by hoopyfrood

Sugar high. submitted by pdesmond

Satan and Aliens And Vampires AND Terrorists, oh my. submitted by Khadaji

Shaving razor's cold and it stings. submitted by Skimitar

An illuminating shot of science. submitted by chief scientist" NOTE: Not for home use.

It's a disaster, you got that right. submitted by Tanya Clark

Under the shoulder beverage holder. submitted by Tadashi Okuno

Nothing to lose your head about. submitted by pdesmond, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

You are now entering Urville. submitted by Pachacutec

Hey, what time is it? submitted by hoopyfrood

Another in our continuing series: "What the hell?" submitted by hoopyfrood

Get extremely carried away. submitted by Eric Ewanco

But Mommy, it's just a plant! (Melondeca, who also wrote the tag, thanks!) submitted by My child, it may not be safe for work. Be careful.

GM4Eric. submitted by pride62

Heads up! submitted by ChrisM

Just in time for Easter and scientific, too! submitted by MrSheep

Prepare yourself for the real Rubberband Man. submitted by hoopyfrood

Got a problem? Hit it! submitted by Paul Hope

Eye can see clearly (and cheaply) now. submitted by dp1150

Got nothing but time and numbers, 8 days a week. submitted by PDesmond

Point and click on the highway to hell. submitted by Paul Hope

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