Weird Earl's Archive
Jesus saves -- and scores.
submitted by Musicat
Canadians take their shots - and then eat them.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Knot your regular web site.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
It's transubstancialicious!
submitted by Billy Rubin
Save money. Look better.
submitted by Billy Rubin
There once was a hermit named Dave who wrote limericks in back of a cave.
submitted by twobookworms
And here's the word for today, boys and girls.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Manifest destiny?
submitted by Dobbs
Go play in the sand.
submitted by kmacgowan
It's the purest athletic protection around.
submitted by John Turner
What all the well dressed welders are wearing this season.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
I don't know his face but his name looks familiar.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Meet Lady Gaga -- musician, hottie, & tool of the Illuminati.
submitted by Bosda Di'chi of Tricor, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
You can bobble it yourself.
submitted by Veglandia
Having trouble keeping track of your woman? Technology keeps her covered.
submitted by arjee
Soul, man.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, the lady with a whole lotta soul
He didn't wash his balls.
submitted by Rico
Not so weird but historical, amazing, beautiful, disturbing. See for yourself.
submitted by Rico, who recommends this
All stupid, all the time. (And all on sale!)
submitted by J. Graham Rankin
Charting the flow of scientific information.
submitted by Ed Zotti
It's all on display -- one and other.
submitted by Veglandia
If you're in your car in Detroit you better drive right.
submitted by Rico
Play with your (fast) food.
submitted by twobookworms
I brought you into this world and I can take you out - or at least trade you in.
submitted by kmacgowan
The color. That says it all.
submitted by jalan83
For those who like to drink and drive.
submitted by James Sullivan
Move it, store it, fry it, feel it.
(NSFW) submitted by Rico (NOTE: May not be safe for work, may cause crying from intense laughter)
Water on the brain.
submitted by Dobbs, who pointed me in the woo direction, thanks!
The game is called "WTH?"
submitted by veglandia
What a friend we have in Jesus - but someone else will have to walk your dog.
submitted by joelwhy
Go on a cruise, meet new and interesting people, and shoot them.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You will find this site . . . shocking.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
It's Monday, welcome to your WTH?
submitted by veglandia
It's a kittycat world and we're just living in it.
submitted by crunch704
Answering the call of nature . . . there's an app for that.
submitted by kmacgowan
What's for dinner? Mystery Mythical Meat.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Won't someone think of the kids?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Good thing I left my wallet at home.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Have your picture taken.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Read my lips.
(NSFW) submitted by Terey, with an assist from McCaf (Adult material/humor, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Yeah, I want some of that!
submitted by David R. Fuller
Sorry, Charlie.
submitted by crunch704, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Everybody complains about the weather.
(NSFW) submitted by Toledowlf. (Adult language, may not be safe for work, may be offensive to some.)
Be prepared, join the Squad!
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Do your bankin' with Bubba.
submitted by that good ol' boy Neil G. Gimon
You can take it with you.
submitted by sacksvue
She was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself. Then she went Bridal.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
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