Weird Earl's Archive
Here's a game where you can really clean up!
submitted by MontereyGo
Because you're a sucker for anything.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus in the sky with diamonds.
submitted by Paul Hope
When come back on March 14 at 1:59, bring pi.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Mud butt. We need say nothing more.
(NSFW) submitted by Jillgat (Note: Approaching science/stinky subject matter)
Dibs on your stereo but I'm not taking the cat. These folks will.
submitted by Jillgat
When you want to send the very worst.
submitted by VunderBob, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Not just another Hot Amish dating site like all the sites you've seen before.
submitted by funk45
On the internet everybody knows if you're a hipster dog.
submitted by new box crayons
The Inquisition, what a show!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Life, it's so ironic.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You don't have to be smart to be a customer, though it would help.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The name is shady but the content is great!
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Mature themes, may not be safe for work)
They'll fight your case with tooth and claw.
submitted by Dixie
Because you can never get enough BACON!
submitted by Ken Irwin
So sad to watch good love gone bad.
submitted by DesertDog
Meep! Zort! Laugh.
(NSFW)
Choose one from column A and one from column B . . . and do it.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms (Adult topic, may not be safe for work)
Improve your word power and learn how to sling the slang.
submitted by nocturnal tick
Can't buy a date? Now you can.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms (Adult topic, may not be safe for work)
Your own personal (chocolate) Jesus.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who says "Transubstantiates in your mouth, not in your hand."
It's the skwerl's world and we just live in it.
submitted by Nik
We await the opening of the Shinola Wing.
submitted by kmacgowan
All of life’s problems can be solved with two things. Here's one of them.
submitted by crunch704
Improve your #$@! word power.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work)
Here's another crappy game.
(NSFW) submitted by MontereyGo (NOTE: Immature themes, may not be appropriate for anyone)
The world is waiting for the sunrise. You can see it.
submitted by Kate Davis
Take note that we have a problem here.
submitted by crunch704
Meet Bettie, Marilyn, Ginger, and Audry. They're for Down Under.
(NSFW) submitted by DesertDog (SO not safe for work)
Thank you, thank you very much.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Hai-ya, Fido!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus, that smells!
submitted by Jeremy Koons
Lift every voice and complain.
submitted by crunch704
They come in peace -- see the sign?
submitted by schantzscott
Come back with us to the exciting game days of yesteryear. Welcome to Zork.
submitted by Billy Rubin
One two three Rochambeau!
submitted by Billy Rubin
If only you believe.
submitted by kmacgowan
I stayed too long at the llanfairpwll. . . oh, the heck with it.
submitted by AngelFelina
It's all just too bad.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: This truly is bad and may be depressing, unhappy, NSFW.)
Still shopping? Go here for thoughtful gifts for the existential on your list.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, there's those ads.
submitted by kmacgowan
Fill the food bowl for free, click every day!
submitted by Bob Johnson
Art that's easy to find.
submitted by norheim
Read a good book lately? Neither have they.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who apparently has a library card from this place
No! Santa No!
submitted by twobookworms, whoh also wrote the tag, thanks!
Yippie ki yi yi, get along little comrades.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who characterized this as "a steaming pile of wrong."
Capture the flag!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
It's the site that puts the sex in sectional.
(NSFW) submitted by crunch704 (Note: May not be safe for work, adult topics/ satire /weird.)
Jackson Pollack did it and so can you.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
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