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Just in time for Easter and scientific, too! submitted by MrSheep

Prepare yourself for the real Rubberband Man. submitted by hoopyfrood

Got a problem? Hit it! submitted by Paul Hope

Eye can see clearly (and cheaply) now. submitted by dp1150

Got nothing but time and numbers, 8 days a week. submitted by PDesmond

Point and click on the highway to hell. submitted by Paul Hope

Wooden you want one? It'll turn your head. submitted by Mahaloth

Fug you. submitted by contrapuntal, who can go fug themselves

Living off the fat of the land. submitted by Nathan Wilson

Really extreme makeover. submitted by Mark Williamson

Oh Heeey! submitted by GFHH

The spirit of 76. submitted by John L. Cofer

What the hell? (Note: May be disturbing. Not safe for work. Maybe not safe at submitted by Billy Rubin

Real Lego maniacs. submitted by hampton crow

All the news that's fit to hear. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

Another proponent of science in the home. And wacky pranks. submitted by redfrost

A plague of land shrimp on your houses! submitted by Dave Gracer

I'm loving it. (Be sure to stay through the credits.) submitted by Billy Rubin, who is going straigh to H-E-Double-L-hockey sticks

Kneel before your new president. submitted by Shannon Murphy with a pocketful of Kryptonite

Number one with a bullet? submitted by beagledave

You know what it means when they got big feet? It means they wear big shoes. submitted by hloe

To think that I heard it on Mulberry Street. submitted by chardman555

Not quite instant karma, but close. submitted by Bill Tennant

Next, Nate gets A Life. submitted by hoopyfrood

There's no Cthulhu here, maybe he was eaten first. submitted by Shannon Murphy

The question is answered. Next: Where they got the coconuts. submitted by hoopyfrood

Have a heart and have your say. submitted by Billy Rubin, sweetheart, sweetheart

Good for what ails ya. submitted by Fear Itself, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

"I wish I knew how to quit you, McFly." submitted by peasea, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Squirrels in the basement, you betcha. And in the attic. submitted by JCarte

Art that will hook you. submitted by Larasaurus

If God was one of us, would He survive? (Warning: May be upsetting or disturbin submitted by Billy Rubin, who is going straight to hell

Because you've got all these Ninja questions. submitted by pdesmond

You can teach a pig to sing . . . and dress him up in formal wear. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Up in the air junior Bertman! submitted by Paul Hope

Just your average little town where people get eaten. submitted by snapperhead

Out of the bars and into the wilderness. submitted by Thanks to Terey

You take my breath away. submitted by hoopyfrood

We got hot and cold running cats. submitted by Bronwyn

Sweet music. submitted by Arnold Winkelreid

And in this corner (of your browser window). submitted by Paul Hope

I had a secret.

Oh nose! submitted by Big Nose Billy Rubin

I'm a rocket, man. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Truly The Place for your omnipotent being needs. submitted by Billy Rubin

Welcome! submitted by Paul Hope

Nutcracker sweet. submitted by jade dragon

He sees you when you're sleeping, but who sees Santa? NORAD. submitted by Chris Faulkner, who should find a little something extra in their Christmas stoc

Need a number of gifts? Go here. submitted by implode

Dear Santa. submitted by Shannon Murphy, who has been a very good girl this year

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