Weird Earl's Archive
It was a dark and storm-y night.
(NSFW) submitted by yojimbo (May not be safe for work; mature audience, language, jazz)
Happy Birthday to our favorite elucidator.
submitted by Ed Zotti
Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, and performers of all sizes!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Don't know how to behave? Go to Hell!
submitted by twobookworms
Got a cat problem? Scratch that!
submitted by twobookworms, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
The medium is the message -- and it says “Wash Me. ”
submitted by kmacgowan
Losing your lunch? Bag it!
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
One WTH is worth a thousand words. (Images may be disturbing)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Lemme have the heart attack on a plate -- scattered, smothered, and battered.
submitted by eggerhaus, who helped write the tag, thanks!
It's Bacon!
submitted by twobookworms
Poetry in motion.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also provided the tag, thanks!
Keeping you safe since 1868.
submitted by Twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Bacon is HOT!
submitted by Neil Gimon
Mane attraction? Neigh!
submitted by Ed Zotti
Can I get an amen? Duh!
submitted by hoopyfrood, blessed be his name
There's more to this than meats the eye.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who is out to lunch
Because zombies need blog, too.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Here comes the bride all dressed in white -- and all those ugly dresses.
submitted by twobookworms
Whyaduck? (See it, click on it, duck!)
submitted by kmacgowan
Misbehaving feline? Say more than just Hello Kitty
submitted by Monkey Mule
Government plot foiled by scientific research!
submitted by Ben Gilbers
They've only just begun.
submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Why do they eat dinner at home? Beats me.
(NSFW) submitted by VunderBob Note: Adult subjects, not safe for work, may be offensive to some
It's undead from A to Z.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist NOTE: May be annoying to the living.
This is a site that has appeal. Also stickers.
submitted by twobookworms
Here kitty kitty, lolcatz.
submitted by kmacgowan
Check the dryer, have some fun.
submitted by twobookworms
He is stuck on bandaids.
submitted by twobookworms
It could always be worse, could be just your luck.
(NSFW) submitted by Bobby Wise NOTE: Adult language and situations, may be offensive to the lucky
It's easy venn you know.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Software conflict: The final battle.
submitted by Little Ed
Oh baby!
submitted by Billy Rubin NOTE: May be too icky for some.
This is my rifle, this is MY gun.
(NSFW) submitted by kmacgowan NOTE: Mature theme/adult material, may not be safe for work.
Name the date, pick the Senator, win a prize!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
It's Monday and it's time for another edition of WTH?
submitted by kmacgowan
Hooray for Bunnywood.
submitted by twobookworms
Tell your secrets to Twitter.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Putting Americans back to work, one bum at a time.
submitted by gurujulp
Welcome to the spiritual world.
submitted by kc turner
Here there be dragons.
submitted by Danny Chamberlin
Will you survive?
submitted by a multitude of zombie hunters just waiting for the uprising.
How we feeling today?
submitted by wdevries, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
To boldly go where no angel has gone before.
submitted by KMacgowan, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This little piggy said go fish.
submitted by Twobookworms
Oh hai. In teh beginnin . . .
submitted by kmacgowan
He was a quiet octopus who mostly kept to himself.
submitted by kmacgowan
We certainly can sans sans.
submitted by bob e wise
Boom!
submitted by Twobookworms
Builds strong bodies twelve ways.
(NSFW) submitted by Jillgat NOTE: Disturbing images, may not be safe for work
And it's one, two, three strikes, you're out!
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
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