Weird Earl's Archive
Didn't like the ending? We didn't either.
submitted by veglandia
Trade your bling for the kittycat thing.
submitted by eggerhaus
A penny for your thoughts.
submitted by David MacDonald
Tell the doctor where it hurts. (Mostly in the funny bone.)
submitted by Harmonious Discord
I'm getting pretty crazy for lunch right about now.
submitted by twobookworms
Family pictures -- memories to last a lifetime.
submitted by DesertDog
Don't worry, wear happy.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
One stop shopping for your bucket list.
submitted by DesertDog, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's manifold destiny on the rails.
submitted by VunderBob
You've got (crazy) mail.
submitted by kmacgowan
Nothing says lovin' like mothers with the oven.
submitted by VunderBob
When you pay enough to say your very best.
submitted by crunch704, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Found in the Zombieland supermarket.
submitted by Bobby Wise
Ain't got nothing but numbers 8 days a week.
submitted by pdesmond
Lunch is a little bug-gy.
submitted by twobookworms
Something hard to say? Make it soft and cuddly.
(NSFW) submitted by LilithSC (NOTE: Adult language/situations, may not be safe for work.)
They got you covered.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
A picture of American Idol-atry.
submitted by Veglandia
Need a touch of Teuton for Octoberfest?
submitted by Andrea
It's all relative.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Yeah, we're wondering too. WTH?
submitted by hoopyfrood, who helped with the tag, thanks!
What's red and white and folded all over?
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, call it viral marketing.
submitted by kmacgowan
Ima let you finish this one.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Jesus saves -- and scores.
submitted by Musicat
Canadians take their shots - and then eat them.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Knot your regular web site.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
It's transubstancialicious!
submitted by Billy Rubin
Save money. Look better.
submitted by Billy Rubin
There once was a hermit named Dave who wrote limericks in back of a cave.
submitted by twobookworms
And here's the word for today, boys and girls.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Manifest destiny?
submitted by Dobbs
Go play in the sand.
submitted by kmacgowan
It's the purest athletic protection around.
submitted by John Turner
What all the well dressed welders are wearing this season.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
I don't know his face but his name looks familiar.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Meet Lady Gaga -- musician, hottie, & tool of the Illuminati.
submitted by Bosda Di'chi of Tricor, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
You can bobble it yourself.
submitted by Veglandia
Having trouble keeping track of your woman? Technology keeps her covered.
submitted by arjee
Soul, man.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, the lady with a whole lotta soul
He didn't wash his balls.
submitted by Rico
Not so weird but historical, amazing, beautiful, disturbing. See for yourself.
submitted by Rico, who recommends this
All stupid, all the time. (And all on sale!)
submitted by J. Graham Rankin
Charting the flow of scientific information.
submitted by Ed Zotti
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