Weird Earl's Archive
It's all on display -- one and other.
submitted by Veglandia
If you're in your car in Detroit you better drive right.
submitted by Rico
Play with your (fast) food.
submitted by twobookworms
I brought you into this world and I can take you out - or at least trade you in.
submitted by kmacgowan
The color. That says it all.
submitted by jalan83
For those who like to drink and drive.
submitted by James Sullivan
Move it, store it, fry it, feel it.
(NSFW) submitted by Rico (NOTE: May not be safe for work, may cause crying from intense laughter)
Water on the brain.
submitted by Dobbs, who pointed me in the woo direction, thanks!
The game is called "WTH?"
submitted by veglandia
What a friend we have in Jesus - but someone else will have to walk your dog.
submitted by joelwhy
Go on a cruise, meet new and interesting people, and shoot them.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You will find this site . . . shocking.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
It's Monday, welcome to your WTH?
submitted by veglandia
It's a kittycat world and we're just living in it.
submitted by crunch704
Answering the call of nature . . . there's an app for that.
submitted by kmacgowan
What's for dinner? Mystery Mythical Meat.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Won't someone think of the kids?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Good thing I left my wallet at home.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Go to jail, go directly to jail. Do not pass Go. Have your picture taken.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Read my lips.
(NSFW) submitted by Terey, with an assist from McCaf (Adult material/humor, NOT SAFE FOR WORK!)
Yeah, I want some of that!
submitted by David R. Fuller
Sorry, Charlie.
submitted by crunch704, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Everybody complains about the weather.
(NSFW) submitted by Toledowlf. (Adult language, may not be safe for work, may be offensive to some.)
Be prepared, join the Squad!
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Do your bankin' with Bubba.
submitted by that good ol' boy Neil G. Gimon
You can take it with you.
submitted by sacksvue
She was a quiet woman who kept mostly to herself. Then she went Bridal.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
It was a dark and storm-y night.
(NSFW) submitted by yojimbo (May not be safe for work; mature audience, language, jazz)
Happy Birthday to our favorite elucidator.
submitted by Ed Zotti
Ladies and gentlemen, boy and girls, and performers of all sizes!
submitted by hoopyfrood
Don't know how to behave? Go to Hell!
submitted by twobookworms
Got a cat problem? Scratch that!
submitted by twobookworms, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
The medium is the message -- and it says “Wash Me. ”
submitted by kmacgowan
Losing your lunch? Bag it!
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
One WTH is worth a thousand words. (Images may be disturbing)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Lemme have the heart attack on a plate -- scattered, smothered, and battered.
submitted by eggerhaus, who helped write the tag, thanks!
It's Bacon!
submitted by twobookworms
Poetry in motion.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also provided the tag, thanks!
Keeping you safe since 1868.
submitted by Twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Bacon is HOT!
submitted by Neil Gimon
Mane attraction? Neigh!
submitted by Ed Zotti
Can I get an amen? Duh!
submitted by hoopyfrood, blessed be his name
There's more to this than meats the eye.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who is out to lunch
Because zombies need blog, too.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Here comes the bride all dressed in white -- and all those ugly dresses.
submitted by twobookworms
Whyaduck? (See it, click on it, duck!)
submitted by kmacgowan
Misbehaving feline? Say more than just Hello Kitty
submitted by Monkey Mule
Government plot foiled by scientific research!
submitted by Ben Gilbers
They've only just begun.
submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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