The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

You too can be iconic. submitted by boone

He's tanned, rested, and ready. submitted by Harold Stassen

Everybody's talking. submitted by Monkey Mule

Because you need more resonant water. submitted by jbrauner

Read a really short short story. submitted by tofer 17

Your cat will wig out! submitted by Harmonious Discord

Is that something in your pocket or are you just weird? submitted by Gfactor

Aw, cute sleepy baby thing you are. submitted by Billy Rubin

Men plan, gods laugh. It's a game. submitted by Joelwhy

Life as seen from the far side. submitted by Billy Rubin

A site that will live forever! (NSFW) submitted by Veglandia (Note: Strong language, may not be safe for work)

Welcome to the ten (or eleven) levels of WTH. (NSFW) submitted by Veglandia (Might be too weird for work, be careful!)

Toysss. submitted by Billy Rubin

Play some games courtesy of our friends at Kewlbox. Happy holidays! submitted by Dan Ferguson, one of the kewlest guys around

Can't find the right words to say? Cliche-O-Matic to the rescue! submitted by Billy Rubin, who uses his words well

I gotta go see a man about an orchid. submitted by hoopyfrood

Please allow me to introduce myself. submitted by Billy Rubin, who seems a decent fellow

Get the ultimate blonde accessory. submitted by Monkey Mule, with an assist from Tuckerfan

It's so easy when you know how. submitted by crunch704

Join usssssssss. (NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (Note: Disturbing images/graphic content)

World leaders feel moved this Christmas: submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Signs, signs, everywhere signs. submitted by kmacgowan

Long live your bachelor. submitted by Lex Barker

Funny, you don't look like a zombie. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

The Latins have a word for it submitted by Desert Dog, who also wrote the title, gratiam habeo.

Welcome to the wild world of sports. submitted by twobookworms

Pen-guins is the craziest people. submitted by trumpetbill

Why punctuation is so important. Quote. submitted by kmacgowan

Girls, girls, girlsssss. (NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (Note: Disturbing images.)

Whaddya know? (Not much.) submitted by twobookworms

I can has bad news. submitted by terey

Good Eatsss! submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

What's my line? (NSFW) submitted by pdesmond (Adult situations/language)

Pick a word, write a rhyme. submitted by twobookworms, who knew an old man with a beard

Why it's hard to keep the customer satisfied -- they just ain't right. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, at your service. (Occasional rough language, adult situations)

He's for change -- starting with the pumpkin on the porch. submitted by danrobish (This is a political two-fer; see link below as well)

I'm John McCain and I approved this pumpkin. submitted by danrobish (This is a political two-fer; see link above as well for equal time)

The origin of the (zombie) species. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (who else?)

Do you (bad) haiku? submitted by twobookworms, purveyor of quality Weird Earls

It's clearly all about brainsss. submitted by two bookworms, the zombie specialist

You could be just anybody. submitted by pdesmond

The face is familiar. submitted by hoopyfrood

Brainss sold separately. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

Have a smashing good time! submitted by tofer17, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

On fire for breakfast! submitted by twobookworms

All singing! All dancing! All zombie! submitted by twobookworms

It's never been so cool to be a blockhead. submitted by hoopyfrood

Be in the know when you gotta go. submitted by twobookworms

Beware the saber-toothed lime! submitted by Desert Dog, who also helped with the tag, thanks!

Finally, candiates with brainnssss. submitted by twobookworms

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