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Software conflict: The final battle. submitted by Little Ed
Oh baby! submitted by Billy Rubin NOTE: May be too icky for some.
This is my rifle, this is MY gun. (NSFW) submitted by kmacgowan NOTE: Mature theme/adult material, may not be safe for work.
Name the date, pick the Senator, win a prize! submitted by Shannon Murphy
It's Monday and it's time for another edition of WTH? submitted by kmacgowan
Hooray for Bunnywood. submitted by twobookworms
Tell your secrets to Twitter. submitted by Shannon Murphy
Putting Americans back to work, one bum at a time. submitted by gurujulp
Welcome to the spiritual world. submitted by kc turner
Here there be dragons. submitted by Danny Chamberlin
Will you survive? submitted by a multitude of zombie hunters just waiting for the uprising.
How we feeling today? submitted by wdevries, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
To boldly go where no angel has gone before. submitted by KMacgowan, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This little piggy said go fish. submitted by Twobookworms
Oh hai. In teh beginnin . . . submitted by kmacgowan
He was a quiet octopus who mostly kept to himself. submitted by kmacgowan
We certainly can sans sans. submitted by bob e wise
Boom! submitted by Twobookworms
Builds strong bodies twelve ways. (NSFW) submitted by Jillgat NOTE: Disturbing images, may not be safe for work
And it's one, two, three strikes, you're out! submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
You too can be iconic. submitted by boone
He's tanned, rested, and ready. submitted by Harold Stassen
Everybody's talking. submitted by Monkey Mule
Because you need more resonant water. submitted by jbrauner
Read a really short short story. submitted by tofer 17
Your cat will wig out! submitted by Harmonious Discord
Is that something in your pocket or are you just weird? submitted by Gfactor
Aw, cute sleepy baby thing you are. submitted by Billy Rubin
Men plan, gods laugh. It's a game. submitted by Joelwhy
Life as seen from the far side. submitted by Billy Rubin
A site that will live forever! (NSFW) submitted by Veglandia (Note: Strong language, may not be safe for work)
Welcome to the ten (or eleven) levels of WTH. (NSFW) submitted by Veglandia (Might be too weird for work, be careful!)
Toysss. submitted by Billy Rubin
Play some games courtesy of our friends at Kewlbox. Happy holidays! submitted by Dan Ferguson, one of the kewlest guys around
Can't find the right words to say? Cliche-O-Matic to the rescue! submitted by Billy Rubin, who uses his words well
I gotta go see a man about an orchid. submitted by hoopyfrood
Please allow me to introduce myself. submitted by Billy Rubin, who seems a decent fellow
Get the ultimate blonde accessory. submitted by Monkey Mule, with an assist from Tuckerfan
It's so easy when you know how. submitted by crunch704
Join usssssssss. (NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (Note: Disturbing images/graphic content)
World leaders feel moved this Christmas: submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Signs, signs, everywhere signs. submitted by kmacgowan
Long live your bachelor. submitted by Lex Barker
Funny, you don't look like a zombie. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
The Latins have a word for it submitted by Desert Dog, who also wrote the title, gratiam habeo.
Welcome to the wild world of sports. submitted by twobookworms
Pen-guins is the craziest people. submitted by trumpetbill
Why punctuation is so important. Quote. submitted by kmacgowan
Girls, girls, girlsssss. (NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (Note: Disturbing images.)
Whaddya know? (Not much.) submitted by twobookworms
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