Weird Earl's Archive
Long live your bachelor.
submitted by Lex Barker
Funny, you don't look like a zombie.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
The Latins have a word for it
submitted by Desert Dog, who also wrote the title, gratiam habeo.
Welcome to the wild world of sports.
submitted by twobookworms
Pen-guins is the craziest people.
submitted by trumpetbill
Why punctuation is so important. Quote.
submitted by kmacgowan
Girls, girls, girlsssss.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (Note: Disturbing images.)
Whaddya know? (Not much.)
submitted by twobookworms
I can has bad news.
submitted by terey
Good Eatsss!
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Pick a word, write a rhyme.
submitted by twobookworms, who knew an old man with a beard
Why it's hard to keep the customer satisfied -- they just ain't right.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, at your service. (Occasional rough language, adult situations)
He's for change -- starting with the pumpkin on the porch.
submitted by danrobish (This is a political two-fer; see link below as well)
I'm John McCain and I approved this pumpkin.
submitted by danrobish (This is a political two-fer; see link above as well for equal time)
The origin of the (zombie) species.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (who else?)
Do you (bad) haiku?
submitted by twobookworms, purveyor of quality Weird Earls
It's clearly all about brainsss.
submitted by two bookworms, the zombie specialist
You could be just anybody.
submitted by pdesmond
The face is familiar.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Brainss sold separately.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Have a smashing good time!
submitted by tofer17, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
On fire for breakfast!
submitted by twobookworms
All singing! All dancing! All zombie!
submitted by twobookworms
It's never been so cool to be a blockhead.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Be in the know when you gotta go.
submitted by twobookworms
Beware the saber-toothed lime!
submitted by Desert Dog, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Finally, candiates with brainnssss.
submitted by twobookworms
It's what's for dinner.
submitted by Twobookworms, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Have a sweet slice of cakewreck.
submitted by a baker's dozen of the Teeming Millions. Thanks!
Let's put a real clown in the White House!
submitted by fans of the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus
Arrh, it's that day again, matey!
submitted by the swashbuckling William Lynes
Dead men tell some tales.
submitted by ka3bzq, who helped with the tag, thanks!
Eat me! (Safe for vegetarians.)
submitted by twobookworms, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Give the gift that keeps on giving. [Note; Adult situations.]
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
(Political) action figures. Votes sold separately.
submitted by joelwhy
Turn back the hands of time and go back to school.
submitted by Twobookworms
We say WTH? (But it's just a theory.)
submitted by Mark Bailey
Aliens among us? (But WTH!)
submitted by twobookworms
Let's go racing, boys!
submitted by Ken Irwin
Art, road kill, WTH? You decide.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Legomaniac, artist division.
submitted by Twobookworms
Hiring without regard to race, creed, color, national origin, or signs of life.
submitted by Twobookworms
Just leave a message.
submitted by Thanks to Terey
Because even zombies need love.
submitted by Tierce
Have a hot dog the evil way. NOTE: Evil mad scientists know you don't do this at
submitted by Emily Litella
Not exactly the date from Hell.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Thoughts of lunch are always in the background.
submitted by newboxcrayons
The earth isn't the only thing that's a bubble off plumb.
submitted by GaryM, who helped with the tag, thanks!
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