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Oh, and there's also titanium rings. submitted by hoopyfrood

You'd be Grumpy too.

Why people don't sing, "All I want for Christmas is an STD." Warning: Adult mate submitted by Sean H

Eat 'em up, yum! submitted by Lynn Bodoni

Everybody does it . . . maybe not like this. submitted by Kirk Anderson

Deck his halls. submitted by Starbury

For your spamusement. submitted by Nick N.

A real head scratcher. submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

He's got a point. submitted by DoctorJackMD, who has excellent taste in websites

Meet the Crusher. submitted by David R. Fuller

He snoozes, he shoots, he scores! submitted by Skywatcher Ranch

HULK SMASH! HULK CRUSH! HULK BLOG! submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

It's our annual visit to the clever elves at Kewlbox for this season's holiday g

Fly through that housework! submitted by Mackey

For all your cartoon needs. submitted by Skywalker

If you can't beat 'em, cross the border and join 'em in holy matrimony. submitted by Mackey

Pull my finger, Will Robinson. submitted by Rhubarb, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

When pigs fly . . . which may be sooner than you think. submitted by Vreemdeling

Needs a little percussive maintenance. submitted by Lee Mulcahy

Did you escape the Crimson Room? Now look where you are. submitted by Billy Rubin

Live Journal too lively for you? submitted by Grant C. Anderson

What? No wide-eyed children? submitted by Martin Wallace

Rubber ducky, you're the one/Make computing lots of fun. submitted by J Blair Cox

On Tuesday, go vote! But just in case you're still undecided, go see these shor submitted by multitudes of liberal wieners and rightwing nutjobs

Zombies ate our brains. submitted by Eutychus

Calling false firs. submitted by Phaedra Boulevard

A mathmetician named Klein/Thought the Mobius strip was divine. So do we. submitted by Jeremy Koons

Let there be light. submitted by wduemler

The bit about the methane should have been a tipoff to their true intentions. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

A slapfest, for sure. submitted by Inigo Montoya

Going to hell? Find your exact location. submitted by c1rcleone

Pornigami. submitted by melondeca

A tiara of forgotten jewels. submitted by eggerhaus

It's Alien Lizard Men! No, really. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Zoom. submitted by DCroy

Find the real atomic cafe here. submitted by Paul Hope

A story on every floor. submitted by SFordham

The best of the worst. submitted by Ed Zotti

Where is it? It's by the numbers. submitted by Artc

There's useless. And then there's Chindogu. submitted by sumguyinms

Wookies are with us always. submitted by jade_dragon20

An essay that may generate something. submitted by hoopyfrood

You always knew they were up to something when you weren't around. submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon

It's true, no two are alike. submitted by Monkey Mule

Ballbusters. submitted by pontia

Red Hat Badger for Dummies. submitted by Belz

We all scream, it's ice cream. submitted by craig

This is not the new Straight Dope Message Board FAQ. But it should be. submitted by CLedet

Little things mean a lot. submitted by welby

Astounding. submitted by jmgpride62

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