Weird Earl's Archive
Make me a salad, play me a song.
submitted by a veritable harvest of vegetarians and music fans
More dicks than you can shake a stick at. NOTE: May not be safe for work, cynica
submitted by vetbridge
A glass of wine anytime, those clever French.
submitted by Craig Shields
Say whut? NOTE: May not be safe for work, adult wordage, potentially offensive l
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. NOTE: May not be safe
submitted by Jillgat
You versus curtain climbers.
submitted by hoopyfrood
When you don't want a square meal.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Can you find it on the map?
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
submitted by Chris Vozeh
Shop with me, Jesus.
submitted by Billy Rubin
And now 'tis the season for Elf Bowling.
submitted by some fat guy in a funky red suit
Let's do lunch.
submitted by Genevieve
Postcards from the road.
submitted by Thanks to Jillgat and please drive carefully
It's a real medical show.
submitted by Sleel
Whoever said crime does not pay doesn't shop here.
submitted by newboxcrayons
We wish you a Merry Kitschmas.
submitted by Anthrax2525
It could be a gift from Santa Claws.
submitted by Maya Vincelli
Next on our hit parade Morrissey sings "WTH?"
submitted by dp1150
Missing a glove? They'll lend a hand.
submitted by onebookworm
They really really need you.
submitted by purplehorseshoe
Lay-ee-odl-lay-ee-odl-ohmygod.
submitted by corey tibbits
Have no life? Here's the service for you.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also helped with the tag, thanks
Dolls to lose your head over. NOTE: Not suitable for children or sensitive peopl
submitted by Will Repair
No virtual desktop is complete without it!
submitted by crunch704
There's a sniggling suspicion something weird is going on here.
submitted by chuo_hs, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
Apparently Elvis is still the King.
submitted by newboxcrayons
Are you a victim of the paranormal? We can help.
submitted by kmacgowan
Just saying.
submitted by hoopyfrood
For Mac Daddies only!
submitted by Egarnick, who also write the tag
Get hip to the goofy game for dopey doctors.
submitted by ThirtySevnInARow
Stop domestic violence with a Kiss.
submitted by pfannstiel
The site so good we had to come back: Hey Kidz!
submitted by Andrew Eddinger
Paranoia is just good thinking. And sometimes good research.
submitted by Loren Hudziak
Good online sites make rotten neighbors.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Victualize the world.
submitted by nd_n8
Is your refrigerator running? Are you sure?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Hang around for a spell.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
People who really give a crap.
submitted by MontereyGo
We couldn't have said it better ourselves. Starring Florence Henderson and a cas
submitted by howilou
We're tilting! An old friend sets us straight.
submitted by Andrew Eddinger
I has a secret.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Jesus loves all the little pterosaureses of the world.
submitted by calderon
And now it's time for "WTH."
submitted by tofer17
See your candidate raising a racket.
submitted by Gezellig, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Aliens, they're everywhere.
submitted by Patrick Carr
Follow the bouncing bear.
submitted by FrankR
A flower by any other name would taste as sweet!
submitted by John L. Cofer, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Votecasting.
submitted by James Sullivan
Number please. Also see here.
submitted by Thanks to tofer17
IM ON UR PUTER CODIN 1337 HAX
submitted by Thanks to hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, kthxbye
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