Weird Earl's Archive
HouseBoat.
submitted by Desert Dog
You'll flip over this site.
submitted by pdesmond
Cremains of the day.
submitted by gotfrogs14, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The numbers all add up to "WTH?"
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fun with a porpoise.
submitted by kdeus, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
I've fallen and I can't get out!
submitted by pdesmond
Next in the series: WiFi and You.
submitted by Bill McClure
Just like Mom never made.
submitted by SimonPure
A cloudburst of words.
submitted by Julie
Obviously a slave to fashion.
submitted by twobookworms
Now that takes the cake!
submitted by twobookworms, who helped with the tag, thanks!
Where the scammer becomes the scammee.
submitted by joelwhy
Coyote tested, ACME approved.
submitted by Rico
Street cleaners.
submitted by staskow1
Oh, Rapture!
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, god knows why
Trap 'em before they trap you.
submitted by twobookworms
For the guy who changes companions as often as he changes his underwear.
submitted by Adeana
Crime may not pay, but it might get you a penpal.
submitted by crunch704
Lend a little, help a lot.
submitted by Chuckleberry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's never the same place twice.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who wrote the tag, thanks!
Say cheese, ya douche. NOTE: Adult themes, may not be safe for work.
submitted by Ghanima, who also helped write the tag, thanks!
Ink = mc2.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Who you gonna call? Ghost Bottlers!
submitted by joelwhy
It's BACON!
submitted by newboxcrayons
We bring you the ultimate printer utility.
submitted by pdesmond
Your own Solar Jesus.
submitted by solarjesus
Everyone's gone to the moon. Or have they?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Just in time for summer: The Picklesicle.
submitted by SockofDoom
Guess you could call it waste management.
submitted by pdesmond
Go ahead, give it a shot. NOTE: In bad taste, may be distressing to some people
submitted by pdesmond, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Don't push.
submitted by pdesmond
Never can say goodbye.
submitted by NinetyWt
There apparently are stupid questions, after all.
submitted by pdesmond
Walk don't runnnn.
submitted by pdesmond
Time on your hands? Use it here.
submitted by pdesmond
A short lunch of long pork.
submitted by pdesmond
Ye gods.
submitted by pdesmond
Tell your friends you love them for more than their brainnss.
submitted by pdesmond
In the Fight Against Ignorance, you must know your enemy.
submitted by Fear Itself), who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Jesus Christ, who buys this stuff?
submitted by ramblingdavid
Be prepared!
submitted by pdesmond
BTW, you are not dead.
submitted by pdesmond
I loves me some Geek.
submitted by pdesmond
Meet Liberty Fillmore, a man with A Cause.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Name that tune!
submitted by pdesmond, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Blowed up real good!
submitted by pdesmond
Because you can never have enough frosted poop. (Not available in Europe.)
submitted by Lale David
Go naked! (Safe for work.).
submitted by Monty, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Sound busy, the boss is coming.
submitted by newboxcrayons, who also helped write the tag, thanks!
When good banks go bad.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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