Weird Earl's Archive
Whether Turbo or Retro, every operation must be encabulated.
submitted by Thanks to Billy Rubin and the host of engineers who keep America's frammistans f
Be aware, dancing bear.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The instructions are as clear as mud.
submitted by Sock of Doom
Vote for your favorite Peeps show.
submitted by Thanks to Larasaurus
I'm forever blowing zubbles.
submitted by kdeus
It's the biggest mashup of all time.
submitted by pdesmond
It was just after dark when the truck started down the hill that leads into Scra
submitted by pdesmond
Equal rights for goblins -- no justice, no peace!
submitted by bibadoo
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
submitted by Harmonious Discord
Dancing with the Stars.
submitted by Beth R., who also wrote the tag, thanks!
He graduated from fingerpainting into a larger medium.NOTE: Not safe for work.
submitted by contrapuntal
For those with a taste for love.NOTE: So not safe for work.
submitted by SkilesB
Animal House. (Batteries not included.)
submitted by Diane
Sometimes it's the thousand words.
submitted by hoopyfrood
It's where you're coming from, baby. NOTE: Absolutely not safe for work.
submitted by Wakamoo
It started on Valentine Day . . . and ended badly.
submitted by newboxcrayons
No buddy quite so true.
submitted by newboxcrayons
There's lies, damn lies, and these guys.
submitted by newboxcrayons
Welcome to the Graybar Hotel.
submitted by newboxcrayons
He SINGS!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Come unto me and be fed.
submitted by newboxcrayons
Bless my sole.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Origa-ohmy.
submitted by Keith, that clever cutup
Where the odd sock and that antigravity ray gun end up.
submitted by Corner Case, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Chaucer gets down with it.
submitted by Kirk Anderson, who also helped with the tag, thanks!
They've got a sleeper hold on Satan.
submitted by kcturner
When a gun rack is not enough.
submitted by jabrust" NOTE: May not be safe for work.
Make me a salad, play me a song.
submitted by a veritable harvest of vegetarians and music fans
More dicks than you can shake a stick at. NOTE: May not be safe for work, cynica
submitted by vetbridge
A glass of wine anytime, those clever French.
submitted by Craig Shields
Say whut? NOTE: May not be safe for work, adult wordage, potentially offensive l
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name. NOTE: May not be safe
submitted by Jillgat
You versus curtain climbers.
submitted by hoopyfrood
When you don't want a square meal.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Can you find it on the map?
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
submitted by Chris Vozeh
Shop with me, Jesus.
submitted by Billy Rubin
And now 'tis the season for Elf Bowling.
submitted by some fat guy in a funky red suit
Let's do lunch.
submitted by Genevieve
Postcards from the road.
submitted by Thanks to Jillgat and please drive carefully
It's a real medical show.
submitted by Sleel
Whoever said crime does not pay doesn't shop here.
submitted by newboxcrayons
We wish you a Merry Kitschmas.
submitted by Anthrax2525
It could be a gift from Santa Claws.
submitted by Maya Vincelli
Next on our hit parade Morrissey sings "WTH?"
submitted by dp1150
Missing a glove? They'll lend a hand.
submitted by onebookworm
They really really need you.
submitted by purplehorseshoe
Lay-ee-odl-lay-ee-odl-ohmygod.
submitted by corey tibbits
Have no life? Here's the service for you.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also helped with the tag, thanks
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