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Beans, beans, the screaming fruit. submitted by hoopyfrood
Fashion is going to the dogs. submitted by hoopyfrood
Lingerie that's . . . enlightening. NOTE: May not be safe for work, it's light-u submitted by Monkey Mule
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you? submitted by hoopyfrood
Proof that politics really sucks. NOTE: Not safe for work, don't open this at ho submitted by Chris Farquhar
Are you management material? submitted by Ben Gilbers
Once you see this, you'll be hooked. submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
All your Trek now belong to us? submitted by hoopyfrood
Do you need this? You bet your ass. Note: In poor taste, might not be safe for submitted by Monkey Mule
Ring my bell. submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Check out the pair of dodecahedron on that one! submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The ultimate error message. submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Drivers in need of education. NOTE: Probably NSFW, bad language/attitude/driver submitted by crunch704
"The weirdness speaks for itself," they say. We say "WTH?" submitted by chuo hs
Here's your owner's manual, ya dick. Note: Male content, adult oriented, British submitted by pdesmond
Y'all drive careful now. And if you can't, talk to Bob. submitted by veglandia
It's the MIT college of free knowledge. submitted by Not so weird, actually pretty cool.
Is there a doctor in the house? submitted by pdesmond
Andy Warhol would be proud. submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Thumbs up for safety. (Warning: Not for the squeamish.) submitted by Cairo Carol
Hello Dolly! (And all your parts.) (Okay, not weird. Nice, even. It happens som submitted by Leslie Ross
What god has forgotten you can make from cotton. Or wool. submitted by Cairo Carol
Write it yourself, dummy. submitted by pdesmond
War is good for business . . . the toy business. submitted by Dara Wyer
I could sit and spin for hours. submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Everyone knows dogs love Barf! submitted by BonzoGal
You can search the internet for winning websites. And then there's this one. submitted by hoopyfrood
It's all about having the right angle on things. submitted by Lute Skywatcher
I can see your site from here! submitted by hoopyfrood
I have the right to remain silent. submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Art with real value. submitted by hoopyfrood
Random acts of kittycats. submitted by Thanks to Judy Bourke
So cold it's criminal. submitted by Nick Gemas
Hail Mary, full of cheese. submitted by Ben Gilbers
I think that we will never see/billboards lovelier than these. submitted by Rico
And here's another pissy website. submitted by danrobrish
What, no singing Vikings? But lots of surreal spammity Spam. submitted by v-2migau
And you thought it was just flat. submitted by Bruce Chambers
I don't know art, but I know what I like. With ketchup. submitted by hoopyfrood
Safety first, German style. NOTE: Graphic content. Probably NSFW, which seems a submitted by Greg Steinmayer
The pursuit of science and the merit badges to prove it. submitted by hoopyfrood
Now that's security! submitted by Ben Gilbers
What your address says about you. submitted by bec
Weird Earls: A Welder Sir. submitted by pdesmond, who also provided the tag, thanks!
Be my Anti-Valentine. submitted by IBJammin'
Because no one should have to catch rats in squalor submitted by Karen Lingel, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
If you build it, will they come? submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Make your day a little briter. submitted by H3Knuckles
It's the name game, baby. Some play it badly. submitted by twinriver
Up in the air, senior birdman! submitted by Ed Echtle
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