The Straight Dope - Fighting Ignorance Since 1973

NASA pops your balloon. submitted by Sachin Kalbag

Turn your computer into a winter wonderland. submitted by frosty

Strawberries and ... cream. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult subject matter/site.)

Swallow not included. submitted by Billy Rubin

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, zombies beating on the door. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

Its's a Hong Kong wedding and we're loving it. submitted by MontereyGo

I have a keyboard and I know how to use it. submitted by Shannon Murphy

Heavenly greetings to you. submitted by hoopyfrood

It's Monday and what the heck.

You still have time to NaNoWriMo. submitted by some author guy

And that's the last word on the subject. (NSFW) submitted by Walter Pena (NOTE: Kinda morbid/disturbing subject matter.)

RELAX. submitted by Jeff Boone

Martin Luther has a word for you.

Any way you add it up, it's Daniel. submitted by Jeff Boone

Get to know Barbie inside and out. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work, kinda creepy.)

Sharing your dreams with Perfect Strangers. submitted by lendervedder

Trick or treat! Give your little goblins Plants vs. Zombies. submitted by our friends at the ADA and PopCap Games (NOTE: Expires soon.)

Apparently there's some kind of baby boom going on. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Really weird. May not be safe for work.)

Nice rack. White or red? submitted by Wombat Gary

It's a new version of "hide the salami." (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult themes/party games, may not be safe for work)

Seats for your stones. (NSFW) submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Satire, may be offensive to some.)

There's a big offer going down in Louisville. (Some restrictions may apply.) (NSFW) submitted by Simple Linctus (NOTE: Adult situations/sexual material, not safe for work.)

Just another entrepreneur climbing the pole of success. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)

Text in haste, repent at leisure. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: May not be safe for work, regrettable behavior, bad language)

The point being? submitted by hoopyfrood

Letters, they get letters. submitted by the noteworthy Jeff Boone

Hey girl! submitted by Our favorite boy, Jeff Boone

I don't know your name but your tit looks familiar. (NSFW) submitted by Jim Boothe (NOTE: So not safe for work, painted flesh)

Hands off my beer! submitted by AngelFelina

P-P-P-POTUS! submitted by Prez

Call me Ishmael — a chapter at a time. submitted by H. Melville

Man's best friend, yes they are. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language, cat poop, may not be safe for work)

It's a Beast of a repair job. submitted by Jeff Boone

These sons of sea dogs will help you sling the lingo today. submitted by Jolly Roger

It's the stuff of myth. Sure enough. submitted by Barruel Robison

Welcome to the spiritual and herbal world. Shh, it's a secret! submitted by kcturner

This site looks funny. submitted by Douglas G. Soutter (NOTE: Optical images; may be difficult for some.)

Running the Paul Ryan way. submitted by Jeff Boone, who ran this to us in record time

What do you wear under it? Socks. submitted by Shannon Murphy

The not so little mermaid, by H.P. Lovecraft. submitted by AngelFelina, who helped with the tag, thanks!

You realize of course, this means war! submitted by twobookworms

Notes from the home office ... in a galaxy far, far away. submitted by twowayradio

They stand accused. submitted by Billy Rubin

That's a wrap! (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, who wrote the tag (NOTE: Latex-covered science, work safe?)

Until they invent the thermonuclear flyswatter, this will have to do. submitted by Billy Rubin

Tis wise to be folly. submitted by Billy Rubin

Oh, bright boozy college days. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Enjoy college life in moderation.)

Sock it to me! submitted by twobookworms, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

If I said you had a beautiful pickup line would you hold it against me? submitted by pdesmond

Nom nom nom sob. submitted by hh276

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