Weird Earl's Archive
Eat me! (Safe for vegetarians.)
submitted by twobookworms, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Give the gift that keeps on giving. [Note; Adult situations.]
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
(Political) action figures. Votes sold separately.
submitted by joelwhy
Turn back the hands of time and go back to school.
submitted by Twobookworms
We say WTH? (But it's just a theory.)
submitted by Mark Bailey
Aliens among us? (But WTH!)
submitted by twobookworms
Let's go racing, boys!
submitted by Ken Irwin
Art, road kill, WTH? You decide.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Legomaniac, artist division.
submitted by Twobookworms
Hiring without regard to race, creed, color, national origin, or signs of life.
submitted by Twobookworms
Just leave a message.
submitted by Thanks to Terey
Because even zombies need love.
submitted by Tierce
Have a hot dog the evil way. NOTE: Evil mad scientists know you don't do this at
submitted by Emily Litella
Not exactly the date from Hell.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Thoughts of lunch are always in the background.
submitted by newboxcrayons
The earth isn't the only thing that's a bubble off plumb.
submitted by GaryM, who helped with the tag, thanks!
HouseBoat.
submitted by Desert Dog
You'll flip over this site.
submitted by pdesmond
Cremains of the day.
submitted by gotfrogs14, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The numbers all add up to "WTH?"
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fun with a porpoise.
submitted by kdeus, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
I've fallen and I can't get out!
submitted by pdesmond
Next in the series: WiFi and You.
submitted by Bill McClure
Just like Mom never made.
submitted by SimonPure
A cloudburst of words.
submitted by Julie
Obviously a slave to fashion.
submitted by twobookworms
Now that takes the cake!
submitted by twobookworms, who helped with the tag, thanks!
Where the scammer becomes the scammee.
submitted by joelwhy
Coyote tested, ACME approved.
submitted by Rico
Street cleaners.
submitted by staskow1
Oh, Rapture!
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, god knows why
Trap 'em before they trap you.
submitted by twobookworms
For the guy who changes companions as often as he changes his underwear.
submitted by Adeana
Crime may not pay, but it might get you a penpal.
submitted by crunch704
Lend a little, help a lot.
submitted by Chuckleberry, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's never the same place twice.
submitted by Billy Rubin, who wrote the tag, thanks!
Say cheese, ya douche. NOTE: Adult themes, may not be safe for work.
submitted by Ghanima, who also helped write the tag, thanks!
Ink = mc2.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Who you gonna call? Ghost Bottlers!
submitted by joelwhy
It's BACON!
submitted by newboxcrayons
We bring you the ultimate printer utility.
submitted by pdesmond
Your own Solar Jesus.
submitted by solarjesus
Everyone's gone to the moon. Or have they?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Just in time for summer: The Picklesicle.
submitted by SockofDoom
Guess you could call it waste management.
submitted by pdesmond
Go ahead, give it a shot. NOTE: In bad taste, may be distressing to some people
submitted by pdesmond, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Don't push.
submitted by pdesmond
Never can say goodbye.
submitted by NinetyWt
There apparently are stupid questions, after all.
submitted by pdesmond
Walk don't runnnn.
submitted by pdesmond
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