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Real heavy metal rock n' roll. submitted by AngelFelina

I can count on you. submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!

Mars needs women. And men. submitted by Jeff Boone

Sunday subway service no pants style. submitted by Jim Babcock

O bury me not ... unless you're a coon dog. submitted by Jeff Boone

When in danger, when in doubt, push the button. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: May be too loud for work situations, be careful!)

Data searches that punch your buttons and vice versa. submitted by hoopyfrood

If you can't fight 'em, join 'em. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

You can really get beat at chess. submitted by twobookworms

Just another wacky corporate culture with a web page. submitted by Fear Itself

They may be coming, but Ann ain't going. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Fa la la la la la la la f**k. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language/theme, probably not at all safe for work)

Let's pray for peace on earth. Starting here. submitted by Vreemdeling

Deck the halls on your desktop. submitted by Kim Kommando

There's no place like home. submitted by hoopyfrood

Bosda shares his reading list. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor

Sing me some flowers. submitted by MontereyGo

We missed it, we were all too busy standing in line for the restroom. submitted by Jeff Boone

NASA pops your balloon. submitted by Sachin Kalbag

Turn your computer into a winter wonderland. submitted by frosty

Strawberries and ... cream. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult subject matter/site.)

Swallow not included. submitted by Billy Rubin

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, zombies beating on the door. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist

Its's a Hong Kong wedding and we're loving it. submitted by MontereyGo

I have a keyboard and I know how to use it. submitted by Shannon Murphy

Heavenly greetings to you. submitted by hoopyfrood

It's Monday and what the heck.

You still have time to NaNoWriMo. submitted by some author guy

And that's the last word on the subject. (NSFW) submitted by Walter Pena (NOTE: Kinda morbid/disturbing subject matter.)

RELAX. submitted by Jeff Boone

Martin Luther has a word for you.

Any way you add it up, it's Daniel. submitted by Jeff Boone

Get to know Barbie inside and out. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work, kinda creepy.)

Sharing your dreams with Perfect Strangers. submitted by lendervedder

Trick or treat! Give your little goblins Plants vs. Zombies. submitted by our friends at the ADA and PopCap Games (NOTE: Expires soon.)

Apparently there's some kind of baby boom going on. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Really weird. May not be safe for work.)

Nice rack. White or red? submitted by Wombat Gary

It's a new version of "hide the salami." (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult themes/party games, may not be safe for work)

Seats for your stones. (NSFW) submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Satire, may be offensive to some.)

There's a big offer going down in Louisville. (Some restrictions may apply.) (NSFW) submitted by Simple Linctus (NOTE: Adult situations/sexual material, not safe for work.)

Just another entrepreneur climbing the pole of success. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)

Text in haste, repent at leisure. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: May not be safe for work, regrettable behavior, bad language)

The point being? submitted by hoopyfrood

Letters, they get letters. submitted by the noteworthy Jeff Boone

Hey girl! submitted by Our favorite boy, Jeff Boone

I don't know your name but your tit looks familiar. (NSFW) submitted by Jim Boothe (NOTE: So not safe for work, painted flesh)

Hands off my beer! submitted by AngelFelina

P-P-P-POTUS! submitted by Prez

Call me Ishmael — a chapter at a time. submitted by H. Melville

Man's best friend, yes they are. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language, cat poop, may not be safe for work)

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