Weird Earl's Archive
Bad cat!
submitted by hoopyfrood
All about the pitter-patter of little feet.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Betty is such a colorful girl.
submitted by Thanks to Terey
Besieged by sweetness.
submitted by Billdo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Look at the world through different eyes.
submitted by Thanks to Artc
The business of doing business with businesses.
submitted by GrizzRich, who also wrote the tag, thanks for taking care of business!
Why nobody talks about Fight Club.
submitted by meek, who helped with the tag, thanks!
Mercury rising.
submitted by veglandia
WTH? We abstain.
submitted by john ryle
It's front page news!
submitted by pdesmond
Curses! (Cheap too.)
submitted by Paul Hope
For those with questions on their minds.
submitted by tracy
Art? Science? Fruit? (Useless and absurd.)
submitted by Jamie Leben
You are now entering Faerieland.
submitted by Nina Charest
I can see your front page from here.
submitted by Artc
And may all your Christmases be whatever.
submitted by crunch704 and MontereyGo" NOTE: In questionable taste
And now it's time for another testosterone-packed episode of "WTH?"
submitted by Billy Rubin, who had a lot of balls to submit this
Being in the doghouse is not such a bad thing.
submitted by Cairo Carol
Deck the halls with feminine hygiene.
submitted by Artc
Tug on Santa's beard.
submitted by Michael T. Holland
Picture this, baby.
submitted by Cairo Carol
The Lord is all that. Word.
submitted by Bboy who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Get the biggest energy jolt of all time.
submitted by Stanton VanValkenburg
Is dat you, Santa Claus?
submitted by hoopyfrood who is naughty but nice
They all scream for Santa Claus.
submitted by Cairo Carol
Evil, vicious, nasty sprouts.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Something to sneeze at.
submitted by Askance, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Just in time for Turkey Day: "What the hell?"
submitted by Cairo Carol
Food to die for.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
For the ultimate in mashup.
submitted by MontereyGo
Shot full of flavor.
submitted by Yamirskoonir
An innovation whose time has come!
submitted by Matt K, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Hello, I must be going.
submitted by hoopyfrood
See the movie, read the book. Books.
submitted by LarryK
Just another knitwit site.
submitted by Halleluau
Damn! What will they think of next?
submitted by Thanks to RSchultz, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Go bowling on Halloween.
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
The monkey business of breakup.
submitted by Jillgat
Truly scary costumes.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Wanted: Dead or alive?
submitted by Jillgat
A new kind of jewel case.
submitted by Tadashi Okuno
Scenes from the polyester planet.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The perfect outfit for your little potty mouth.
submitted by pdesmond
How Jimmy Hoffa went into waste management.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Write some steamy stories.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Just what the doctor ordered.
submitted by Randy
Hooray for Bollywood.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely audience.
submitted by Submitted byMonkey Mule, what a comedian
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