Weird Earl's Archive
You don't have to leave your PDA Behind.
submitted by MontereyGo
Get an eyeful.
submitted by bluesage, who also provided the tag
Monkeying around with IT.
submitted by dotyackowacko@yahoo.com
They are The Ones.
submitted by copy_ed
For that final ride. Helmet optional. (NOTE: Be sure to have your popup filter
submitted by toomuchtv
The latest antigravity device.
submitted by Roger, who wrote the uplifting tag.
Come tight wit me, jalike I stay tight wit you guys.
submitted by MontereyGo
Sharper than a serpent's tooth is the dental defense.
submitted by Muad'Dib
And after this, we'll go watch paint dry.
submitted by Karen Lingel
Let's get critical.
submitted by earlthepearl
Ohhhhhh, I wish I was an octopedal wiener.
submitted by peasea, who also wrote the tagline, clever boy
Rube Goldberg is alive and well and apparently in the automotive business.
submitted by Patty Marvel
You are -- or can be -- what you eat.
submitted by morro.calvo
Tony Danza. Fanfiction.
submitted by Guinastasia
Bet their last name is Bickerson.
submitted by Randal Smathers
The Hair Club for geeks.
submitted by Shane Henry
How stressed are you? Find out here.
submitted by Neil Harmon
Words fail us. (But not this guy.)
submitted by skimitar@d2.net.au
You + webcam - clothes = today's Weird Earl.
submitted by Paul Hope
You go see the site / He calls it origami / Mostly we just laugh.
submitted by J. Bierema
Sponsored by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.
submitted by Shane Henry
Go fish!
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Have a spectacular 4th of July while you're at it!
submitted by Kat; also William Howle
There's a word for that.
submitted by Mariemarie
A horse is a horse, in chorus of course. (Give it a minute to load, look for 4 h
submitted by a gazillion people
The long strange trip continues.
submitted by Turek
Went to the hockey game and a swim meet broke out.
submitted by Jamie Foster
Your pet shellfish.
submitted by philospeed
Catchy little fella. (Note: Shake hard to get him to drop it.)
submitted by Fear Itself
The devil's in the details and on Google.
submitted by David Croy
You can't hurry love. But you can track it down.
submitted by roufamatic
Easy for you to say.
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Are there any more real cowboys?
submitted by Peasea
A site that's sheer poetry.
submitted by Kat
To strut and fret upon the stage.
submitted by cyberminkie
Next D.I.Y. show: This Old Bomb.
submitted by Alasdair MacKenzie
Is that a big nose or are you just happy to see me?
submitted by marks
This is just ducky.
submitted by Larasaurus
Honey, whack me a drink.
submitted by Balok
Go to jail, go directly to jail.
submitted by Anthony Smallwood
No doubt he knows we picked him today.
submitted by Freyr
He's not knott just clowning around. (Warning! Adult/Clown Content; may be distu
submitted by Lynn Kendall
Three cheers for the red, white, & blue.
submitted by Squink
Another of those "we have no freaking idea" sites.
submitted by Peter J. Christodolou
Robots need love too.
submitted by Patty Marvel and her husband
And you were only worried about going blind.
submitted by Chris
Okay, we're stumped. But it's pretty to look at.
submitted by DouglasSO
Well, are you? According to this site, hell yes.
submitted by mvanpel1
Let's see Martha Stewart try this one.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Bitch. (And proud of it.)
submitted by Shannon Murphy
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