Weird Earl's Archive
Put this on your calendar now.
submitted by John L. Cofer
You can have my Zinfandel when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
submitted by BonzoGal who also wrote the tag, thanks!
You look like you live in Springfield.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
You are HERE.
submitted by Chris
This really blows.
submitted by Ceejaytee
For the baddest ride in the warehouse.
submitted by BlindBoyGrunt
It's a different kind of mashup.
submitted by Briana Mordick
By the signs shall ye know them.
submitted by Paul Hope
Who wears short skorts?
submitted by Barry Rein
It drives like a tank.
submitted by Wind_Dave
Need an attorney? Need one bad? Here you go.
submitted by pdesmond
Must be holy water -- or maybe lightning in a bottle.
submitted by Loren Hudziak
And you thought horseshoes was a corny game.
submitted by miamouse
One, two (trillion), tie your shoe.
submitted by pdesmond
When it comes to zombies you can't be too prepared.
submitted by overclockedkarma
Because you'll ibuy anything.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Batteries and miracles not included.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Want your complete family history? Ask the experts.
submitted by pdesmond
Hey, hey, we're the monkeys. NOTE: May be disturbing. Probably NSFW..
submitted by Monkey Mule, one of the nicer monkeys.
Now you know.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Mega-pixel.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Let a thousand flowers bloom. (Click and drag.)
submitted by Shannon Murphy
A picture worth a thousand words, give or take.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why does she stay with him? Beats me! NOTE: Adult themes, NSFW (especially if yo
submitted by overclockedkarma
Beans, beans, the screaming fruit.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fashion is going to the dogs.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Lingerie that's . . . enlightening. NOTE: May not be safe for work, it's light-u
submitted by Monkey Mule
Do you feel lucky? Well, do you?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Proof that politics really sucks. NOTE: Not safe for work, don't open this at ho
submitted by Chris Farquhar
Are you management material?
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Once you see this, you'll be hooked.
submitted by Musicat, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
All your Trek now belong to us?
submitted by hoopyfrood
Do you need this? You bet your ass. Note: In poor taste, might not be safe for
submitted by Monkey Mule
Ring my bell.
submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Check out the pair of dodecahedron on that one!
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The ultimate error message.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Drivers in need of education. NOTE: Probably NSFW, bad language/attitude/driver
submitted by crunch704
"The weirdness speaks for itself," they say. We say "WTH?"
submitted by chuo hs
Here's your owner's manual, ya dick. Note: Male content, adult oriented, British
submitted by pdesmond
Y'all drive careful now. And if you can't, talk to Bob.
submitted by veglandia
It's the MIT college of free knowledge.
submitted by Not so weird, actually pretty cool.
Is there a doctor in the house?
submitted by pdesmond
Andy Warhol would be proud.
submitted by veglandia, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Thumbs up for safety. (Warning: Not for the squeamish.)
submitted by Cairo Carol
Hello Dolly! (And all your parts.) (Okay, not weird. Nice, even. It happens som
submitted by Leslie Ross
What god has forgotten you can make from cotton. Or wool.
submitted by Cairo Carol
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