Weird Earl's Archive
Write it yourself, dummy.
submitted by pdesmond
War is good for business . . . the toy business.
submitted by Dara Wyer
I could sit and spin for hours.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Everyone knows dogs love Barf!
submitted by BonzoGal
You can search the internet for winning websites. And then there's this one.
submitted by hoopyfrood
It's all about having the right angle on things.
submitted by Lute Skywatcher
I can see your site from here!
submitted by hoopyfrood
I have the right to remain silent.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Art with real value.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Random acts of kittycats.
submitted by Thanks to Judy Bourke
So cold it's criminal.
submitted by Nick Gemas
Hail Mary, full of cheese.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
I think that we will never see/billboards lovelier than these.
submitted by Rico
And here's another pissy website.
submitted by danrobrish
What, no singing Vikings? But lots of surreal spammity Spam.
submitted by v-2migau
And you thought it was just flat.
submitted by Bruce Chambers
I don't know art, but I know what I like. With ketchup.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Safety first, German style. NOTE: Graphic content. Probably NSFW, which seems a
submitted by Greg Steinmayer
The pursuit of science and the merit badges to prove it.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Now that's security!
submitted by Ben Gilbers
What your address says about you.
submitted by bec
Weird Earls: A Welder Sir.
submitted by pdesmond, who also provided the tag, thanks!
Be my Anti-Valentine.
submitted by IBJammin'
Because no one should have to catch rats in squalor
submitted by Karen Lingel, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
If you build it, will they come?
submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Make your day a little briter.
submitted by H3Knuckles
It's the name game, baby. Some play it badly.
submitted by twinriver
Up in the air, senior birdman!
submitted by Ed Echtle
Bad cat!
submitted by hoopyfrood
All about the pitter-patter of little feet.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Betty is such a colorful girl.
submitted by Thanks to Terey
Besieged by sweetness.
submitted by Billdo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Look at the world through different eyes.
submitted by Thanks to Artc
The business of doing business with businesses.
submitted by GrizzRich, who also wrote the tag, thanks for taking care of business!
Why nobody talks about Fight Club.
submitted by meek, who helped with the tag, thanks!
Mercury rising.
submitted by veglandia
WTH? We abstain.
submitted by john ryle
It's front page news!
submitted by pdesmond
Curses! (Cheap too.)
submitted by Paul Hope
For those with questions on their minds.
submitted by tracy
Art? Science? Fruit? (Useless and absurd.)
submitted by Jamie Leben
You are now entering Faerieland.
submitted by Nina Charest
I can see your front page from here.
submitted by Artc
And may all your Christmases be whatever.
submitted by crunch704 and MontereyGo" NOTE: In questionable taste
And now it's time for another testosterone-packed episode of "WTH?"
submitted by Billy Rubin, who had a lot of balls to submit this
Being in the doghouse is not such a bad thing.
submitted by Cairo Carol
Deck the halls with feminine hygiene.
submitted by Artc
Tug on Santa's beard.
submitted by Michael T. Holland
Picture this, baby.
submitted by Cairo Carol
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