Weird Earl's Archive
The Lord is all that. Word.
submitted by Bboy who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Get the biggest energy jolt of all time.
submitted by Stanton VanValkenburg
Is dat you, Santa Claus?
submitted by hoopyfrood who is naughty but nice
They all scream for Santa Claus.
submitted by Cairo Carol
Evil, vicious, nasty sprouts.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Something to sneeze at.
submitted by Askance, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Just in time for Turkey Day: "What the hell?"
submitted by Cairo Carol
Food to die for.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
For the ultimate in mashup.
submitted by MontereyGo
Shot full of flavor.
submitted by Yamirskoonir
An innovation whose time has come!
submitted by Matt K, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Hello, I must be going.
submitted by hoopyfrood
See the movie, read the book. Books.
submitted by LarryK
Just another knitwit site.
submitted by Halleluau
Damn! What will they think of next?
submitted by Thanks to RSchultz, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Go bowling on Halloween.
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
The monkey business of breakup.
submitted by Jillgat
Truly scary costumes.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Wanted: Dead or alive?
submitted by Jillgat
A new kind of jewel case.
submitted by Tadashi Okuno
Scenes from the polyester planet.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
The perfect outfit for your little potty mouth.
submitted by pdesmond
How Jimmy Hoffa went into waste management.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Write some steamy stories.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Just what the doctor ordered.
submitted by Randy
Hooray for Bollywood.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely audience.
submitted by Submitted byMonkey Mule, what a comedian
Cowtipping is the least of it.
submitted by wgumeson
When a piece of your mind isn't quite enough, give 'em more.
submitted by pdesmond
Adventurers in neatly pressed shirts.
submitted by many many Dopers, thank you very much, all of you.
Use the folds, Luke.
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
It's a great day for a cheap wedding.
submitted by Ben Gilbers
Yeah, whatever.
submitted by Randy, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those who just can't get enough.
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Man, He does everything!
submitted by Philospeed
Sure, try it yourself. (Sheep poo not included.)
submitted by hoopyfrood
Fight for your right to be stinky.
submitted by DC Bonavoglia
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . where people had lives.
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
Come for the monkey, stay for the poetry. And watch out for your pants.
submitted by Ghanima
I will hug it and pet it and call it George.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Tie me up, big boy!
submitted by Ben Gilbers, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
You read it here first, it's time to glow.
submitted by drunkenidiot
Art that makes you hungry for more.
submitted by hoopyfrood
I have a question.
submitted by hoopyfrood, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For the love of god would you put on your pajamas and go to bed!
submitted by Neil G. Gimon
Underunderwear. (Warning: May not be safe for work.)
submitted by DC Bonavoglia
Play with your food.
submitted by Mouse_Maven
Shop at the Super Store.
submitted by Monkey Mule, superduper guy
Space . . . the final frontier . . . in motivation.
submitted by Bill Duemler
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