Weird Earl's Archive
Men are from Mars, flu is from Venus.
submitted by Ron Speizer
Child containment system: Put your kid in jail.
submitted by Mary Shannon
Our Monday date: A dose of Callahan.
submitted by Dan Wallace
Are you ready for the new new millennium?
submitted by jclark
The Canadians strike back.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why not? It's North America, after all.
submitted by Paul Hope
And a little child shall lead them.
submitted by Thanks to poor floyd
When you want just a little bit of music.
submitted by Thanks to GFHH
Don't forget to tip your server.
submitted by Otanabi
Will advertise for food.
submitted by Paul Hope
You can buy them at Planned Doggyhood.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Take a minute and give 'em a piece of your mind.
submitted by Starbury
I can see your house from here! I can see everybody's house from here!
submitted by Erin
To bee or not to bee.
submitted by Brad
By their tootsies shall ye know them.
submitted by WKG
Another contender for Lord of the Dance.
submitted by Larasaurus
Jesus!
submitted by a host of disciples
Making the bed.
submitted by CVozeh
It's pimpalicious!
submitted by that playa tygerdralion
Shocking! But false.
submitted by Thanks to Ranger Jeff, the Idol of American Youth
Just follow the signs.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Visit the museum of natural history.
submitted by Mouse Maven, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Felines, accessories included.
submitted by nina437737
Put another actor in the White House.
submitted by Genevieve
Confession is good for the soul . . . and apparently the site.
submitted by Paul Hope
Science, technology, alchemy, dope.
submitted by Dave Fuller
An example of really intelligent design.
submitted by Thanks to Shannon Murphy
Cheeky cyclists.(WARNING: May not be work safe.)
submitted by Tapioca Dextrin
What's better than a poke in the eye?
submitted by Paul Hope
Blasts from the past.
submitted by Octothorpe, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The pencil is mightier when you're bored.
submitted by Cairo Carol, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
I put a spell on you, it's a secret.
submitted by kcturner
It's the Great Pumpkins.
submitted by iwanna.tb
It's the end times. Lots of them.
submitted by Paul Hope
Not weird at all -- and fearless.
submitted by ERA22864
A little website.
submitted by Paul Hope
A site that will make you purr with delight.
submitted by Laura K.
Your cheating heart. . . may send cards.
submitted by Andrew Toomey
All your base still belong to us, the musical.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Wow! Whatta fashion statement!
submitted by Thanks to Shannon Murphy and, once again, James Lileks
Write the me you're going to be.
submitted by the once and future hoopyfrood
Science? Art? Creepy? You decide.
submitted by Laura Yona
More than just kissin' cousins.
submitted by Paul Hope
He's a dancin' machine!
submitted by Tia3
When nature calls.
submitted by Paul Hope
Shopping to die for.
submitted by Paul Hope
I've got a secret.
submitted by luthien
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