Weird Earl's Archive
And you think you have it bad?.
submitted by Eutychus
The evolution of fairy tales.
submitted by Paul Hope
Male order.
submitted by TygerDralion
Penny for your thoughts.
submitted by JSlater
Find her wandering butt. (And all the rest, too.)
submitted by Chris Mundale
We need this site like a hole in the head.
submitted by Michelle Staley
Meet the SIBs. Say thank you. (Adjust your Reynolds Wrap chapeau.)
submitted by Tapioca Dextrin
A ribeting tale of a boy and his frog. (Keep clicking.)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Get your brains inteligent! (You go first.)
submitted by kcturner
Holy Handgrenade!
submitted by mb
When Miss Manners isn't enough, tell 'em to go to Hell.
submitted by that perfect gentleman Paul Hope
This page cannot be found, how you doin?
submitted by Billy Rubin
Read this you will. Giggle you must.
submitted by This is the last of these, I swear
May the force be with you at the MegaMart.
submitted by J. Blair Cox
A farewell wave from a former Doper.
submitted by his good friend Joni
Afterbirth arts and crafts. (Warning: May not be work safe, could be upsetting.
submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Read the blog, Luke.
submitted by don Jaime
Get on a committee with your new name.
submitted by CKDextHavn, who works with The Machine Gun of Understanding
Climbing the ladder of love.
submitted by evan_rein
Sing out, kids! Thou shalt not . . .
submitted by our religious correspondent Billy Rubin
Oh, stick it in your ear.
submitted by Patrick Kehoe
P-E-O-P-L-E. In interesting combinations. (NOTE: Not safe for work.).
submitted by hoopyfrood
What you write says a lot about you.
submitted by Jillgat
The site that asks the question: "Whuzzit?"
submitted by Sir Madness
Bird-brained predictions.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
List in Space!
submitted by Monkey Mule
One ring. . . to laugh at them all.
submitted by Billy Rubin
In the name of Jay-sus.
submitted by Submitted and testified to by William Lynes
Oh yeah, it's all true, man.
submitted by Hoopy Frood
Some may beg to differ.
submitted by Hoopy Frood
You CAN tell a book by its cover.
submitted by Merlin Morris
It's a 2005-style death ray.
submitted by Paul Hope
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superdick!
submitted by Sean Jordan
I bet you think this site is about you.
submitted by jboone
Written in blood. No, really. (Warning: Ick.)
submitted by Paul Hope
For destruction, ice is also great. But will it suffice for art?
submitted by Dave Fuller
Not so much weird, but incredibly fascinating: What's in a name?
submitted by Thanks to Jillgat
Raise a glass in honor of St. Urho's Day.
submitted by Thanks to Shannon Murphy
Mars needs . . . an explanation.
submitted by Vreemdeling
Guess it's a problem everywhere you go.
submitted by Askance, see above.
You can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie 'em in a bow, you can wear 'em round your
submitted by Chery2000
If I only had a brain. Here's how to send one.
submitted by Paul Hope
Be sure your email gets Left Behind.
submitted by Shohn Rodgers
A reasonable treatise on the destruction of the planet.
submitted by Sioux Chief
Next time they'll catch the mouse.
submitted by multitudes of happy computer users
Bill said it, I believe it, that settles it.
submitted by Ranger Jeff, The Idol of American Youth
Shaken, not stirred.
submitted by monuska, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This is my rifle, this is my gun . . . (Probably not work safe.)
submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
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