Weird Earl's Archive
Whazzup, Dogg?
submitted by Starbury
Invention is a mother.
submitted by born too late
Rednecks need love too.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The Little Book of Alien Invasion.
submitted by Lee Mulcahy
In lieu of flowers, please send quarters.
submitted by Eutychus, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those small social events.
submitted by CVozeh
Truth in consulting, huh.
submitted by Peter J. Christodoulou
For those who say, "I crap bigger than you" and really mean it.
submitted by Chris Bliesman
It's a must to avoid.
submitted by Bronwyn
Another Hair Club for Men.
submitted by Michael Hails
Ask Dr. Doris H.O.W.
submitted by Ask Nott, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Toys R Uh-oh.
submitted by Greg in Arlington, VA
Click, point, and shoot where the Huskies go.
submitted by Starbury
Toys for girls and boys and canines. (NOTE: May not be work safe.)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Get Flushed. (NOTE: May not be work safe, in questionable taste.)
submitted by Dave Fuller
Help Dr. Steel take over the world.
submitted by Neal Gimon
Oh, like you don't look at this stuff, yeah, right. (Probably not work safe, may
submitted by Dave Fuller
Peace, dog.
submitted by Morro Calvo
Have a good time spanking the monkey.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Conspiracy theory ripped from the magazines.
submitted by Weirddave
Llama llama ding dong.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Some of you may be doing this for real after your New Year's Eve cheer: Keep th
submitted by scotandrsn
Yet another jerkoff website. (Warning: May not be worksafe.)
submitted by Crunch7040
Oh, and there's also titanium rings.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why people don't sing, "All I want for Christmas is an STD." Warning: Adult mate
submitted by Sean H
Eat 'em up, yum!
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Everybody does it . . . maybe not like this.
submitted by Kirk Anderson
Deck his halls.
submitted by Starbury
For your spamusement.
submitted by Nick N.
A real head scratcher.
submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
He's got a point.
submitted by DoctorJackMD, who has excellent taste in websites
Meet the Crusher.
submitted by David R. Fuller
He snoozes, he shoots, he scores!
submitted by Skywatcher Ranch
HULK SMASH! HULK CRUSH! HULK BLOG!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Fly through that housework!
submitted by Mackey
For all your cartoon needs.
submitted by Skywalker
If you can't beat 'em, cross the border and join 'em in holy matrimony.
submitted by Mackey
Pull my finger, Will Robinson.
submitted by Rhubarb, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
When pigs fly . . . which may be sooner than you think.
submitted by Vreemdeling
Needs a little percussive maintenance.
submitted by Lee Mulcahy
Did you escape the Crimson Room? Now look where you are.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Live Journal too lively for you?
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
What? No wide-eyed children?
submitted by Martin Wallace
Rubber ducky, you're the one/Make computing lots of fun.
submitted by J Blair Cox
On Tuesday, go vote! But just in case you're still undecided, go see these shor
submitted by multitudes of liberal wieners and rightwing nutjobs
Zombies ate our brains.
submitted by Eutychus
Calling false firs.
submitted by Phaedra Boulevard
A mathmetician named Klein/Thought the Mobius strip was divine. So do we.
submitted by Jeremy Koons
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