Weird Earl's Archive
Let there be light.
submitted by wduemler
The bit about the methane should have been a tipoff to their true intentions.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
A slapfest, for sure.
submitted by Inigo Montoya
Going to hell? Find your exact location.
submitted by c1rcleone
Pornigami.
submitted by melondeca
A tiara of forgotten jewels.
submitted by eggerhaus
It's Alien Lizard Men! No, really.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Zoom.
submitted by DCroy
Find the real atomic cafe here.
submitted by Paul Hope
A story on every floor.
submitted by SFordham
The best of the worst.
submitted by Ed Zotti
Where is it? It's by the numbers.
submitted by Artc
There's useless. And then there's Chindogu.
submitted by sumguyinms
Wookies are with us always.
submitted by jade_dragon20
An essay that may generate something.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You always knew they were up to something when you weren't around.
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
It's true, no two are alike.
submitted by Monkey Mule
Ballbusters.
submitted by pontia
Red Hat Badger for Dummies.
submitted by Belz
We all scream, it's ice cream.
submitted by craig
This is not the new Straight Dope Message Board FAQ. But it should be.
submitted by CLedet
Little things mean a lot.
submitted by welby
Astounding.
submitted by jmgpride62
More stuff to sing about.
submitted by mangomerlot
The world's a nicer place in my beautful balloons.
submitted by Grant Anderson
Earl's record collection, of course.
submitted by Grant Anderson
The Missionary position?
submitted by peasea
Let the Games begin!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Run back to bed/Pull the covers over your head? Get one of these instead.
submitted by Genevieve
A page of silly go lucky.
submitted by kent
One brow to rule them all.
submitted by Andreas Koeck
Hits the "aww" button really hard, be warned, it's truth in advertising.
submitted by tofer
Test your geek factor.
submitted by Girl Next Door
The Church that's all wet.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Shuffle up and deal, there's medals in the pot.
submitted by peasea
Big ape-like mystery from Texas who is not a right-wing nutjob.
submitted by ddegraaf, who also contributed to the tag, thanks!
And God said, 'Let there be individually wrapped, processed breakfast food!'"
submitted by Tofer, who also wrote the tag, thanks
Baby, he was born to run.
submitted by Rachel
Hey, who is that with Jeremy?
submitted by AndrewT
The Lord is my shepherd, quvjaj pongl Ij.
submitted by Patty Marvel
For all you 1920s-style death ray fans out there.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also supplied the tag
Rock, Paper, Saddam.
submitted by Starbury
really are what you eat.
submitted by Seaver
A modest little proposal.
submitted by CVozeh
Toyland, toyland, girl and boy or dogland.
submitted by TDyer
Not born to nobility? Not a problem.
submitted by Ian Rey
Ancient cosmic paperweights?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Preschool pedant.
submitted by millipede535
A blog that pays attention to the details, unfortunately.
submitted by averageniceguy
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