Weird Earl's Archive
Oh, stick it in your ear.
submitted by Patrick Kehoe
P-E-O-P-L-E. In interesting combinations. (NOTE: Not safe for work.).
submitted by hoopyfrood
What you write says a lot about you.
submitted by Jillgat
The site that asks the question: "Whuzzit?"
submitted by Sir Madness
Bird-brained predictions.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
List in Space!
submitted by Monkey Mule
One ring. . . to laugh at them all.
submitted by Billy Rubin
In the name of Jay-sus.
submitted by Submitted and testified to by William Lynes
Oh yeah, it's all true, man.
submitted by Hoopy Frood
Some may beg to differ.
submitted by Hoopy Frood
You CAN tell a book by its cover.
submitted by Merlin Morris
It's a 2005-style death ray.
submitted by Paul Hope
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superdick!
submitted by Sean Jordan
I bet you think this site is about you.
submitted by jboone
Written in blood. No, really. (Warning: Ick.)
submitted by Paul Hope
For destruction, ice is also great. But will it suffice for art?
submitted by Dave Fuller
Not so much weird, but incredibly fascinating: What's in a name?
submitted by Thanks to Jillgat
Raise a glass in honor of St. Urho's Day.
submitted by Thanks to Shannon Murphy
Mars needs . . . an explanation.
submitted by Vreemdeling
Guess it's a problem everywhere you go.
submitted by Askance, see above.
You can tie 'em in a knot, you can tie 'em in a bow, you can wear 'em round your
submitted by Chery2000
If I only had a brain. Here's how to send one.
submitted by Paul Hope
Be sure your email gets Left Behind.
submitted by Shohn Rodgers
A reasonable treatise on the destruction of the planet.
submitted by Sioux Chief
Next time they'll catch the mouse.
submitted by multitudes of happy computer users
Bill said it, I believe it, that settles it.
submitted by Ranger Jeff, The Idol of American Youth
Shaken, not stirred.
submitted by monuska, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
This is my rifle, this is my gun . . . (Probably not work safe.)
submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Whazzup, Dogg?
submitted by Starbury
Invention is a mother.
submitted by born too late
Rednecks need love too.
submitted by hoopyfrood
The Little Book of Alien Invasion.
submitted by Lee Mulcahy
In lieu of flowers, please send quarters.
submitted by Eutychus, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
For those small social events.
submitted by CVozeh
Truth in consulting, huh.
submitted by Peter J. Christodoulou
For those who say, "I crap bigger than you" and really mean it.
submitted by Chris Bliesman
It's a must to avoid.
submitted by Bronwyn
Another Hair Club for Men.
submitted by Michael Hails
Ask Dr. Doris H.O.W.
submitted by Ask Nott, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Toys R Uh-oh.
submitted by Greg in Arlington, VA
Click, point, and shoot where the Huskies go.
submitted by Starbury
Toys for girls and boys and canines. (NOTE: May not be work safe.)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Get Flushed. (NOTE: May not be work safe, in questionable taste.)
submitted by Dave Fuller
Help Dr. Steel take over the world.
submitted by Neal Gimon
Oh, like you don't look at this stuff, yeah, right. (Probably not work safe, may
submitted by Dave Fuller
Peace, dog.
submitted by Morro Calvo
Have a good time spanking the monkey.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Conspiracy theory ripped from the magazines.
submitted by Weirddave
Llama llama ding dong.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Some of you may be doing this for real after your New Year's Eve cheer: Keep th
submitted by scotandrsn
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