Weird Earl's Archive
Yet another jerkoff website. (Warning: May not be worksafe.)
submitted by Crunch7040
Oh, and there's also titanium rings.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Why people don't sing, "All I want for Christmas is an STD." Warning: Adult mate
submitted by Sean H
Eat 'em up, yum!
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Everybody does it . . . maybe not like this.
submitted by Kirk Anderson
Deck his halls.
submitted by Starbury
For your spamusement.
submitted by Nick N.
A real head scratcher.
submitted by Paul Hope, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
He's got a point.
submitted by DoctorJackMD, who has excellent taste in websites
Meet the Crusher.
submitted by David R. Fuller
He snoozes, he shoots, he scores!
submitted by Skywatcher Ranch
HULK SMASH! HULK CRUSH! HULK BLOG!
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Fly through that housework!
submitted by Mackey
For all your cartoon needs.
submitted by Skywalker
If you can't beat 'em, cross the border and join 'em in holy matrimony.
submitted by Mackey
Pull my finger, Will Robinson.
submitted by Rhubarb, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
When pigs fly . . . which may be sooner than you think.
submitted by Vreemdeling
Needs a little percussive maintenance.
submitted by Lee Mulcahy
Did you escape the Crimson Room? Now look where you are.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Live Journal too lively for you?
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
What? No wide-eyed children?
submitted by Martin Wallace
Rubber ducky, you're the one/Make computing lots of fun.
submitted by J Blair Cox
On Tuesday, go vote! But just in case you're still undecided, go see these shor
submitted by multitudes of liberal wieners and rightwing nutjobs
Zombies ate our brains.
submitted by Eutychus
Calling false firs.
submitted by Phaedra Boulevard
A mathmetician named Klein/Thought the Mobius strip was divine. So do we.
submitted by Jeremy Koons
Let there be light.
submitted by wduemler
The bit about the methane should have been a tipoff to their true intentions.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
A slapfest, for sure.
submitted by Inigo Montoya
Going to hell? Find your exact location.
submitted by c1rcleone
Pornigami.
submitted by melondeca
A tiara of forgotten jewels.
submitted by eggerhaus
It's Alien Lizard Men! No, really.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Zoom.
submitted by DCroy
Find the real atomic cafe here.
submitted by Paul Hope
A story on every floor.
submitted by SFordham
The best of the worst.
submitted by Ed Zotti
Where is it? It's by the numbers.
submitted by Artc
There's useless. And then there's Chindogu.
submitted by sumguyinms
Wookies are with us always.
submitted by jade_dragon20
An essay that may generate something.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You always knew they were up to something when you weren't around.
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
It's true, no two are alike.
submitted by Monkey Mule
Ballbusters.
submitted by pontia
Red Hat Badger for Dummies.
submitted by Belz
We all scream, it's ice cream.
submitted by craig
This is not the new Straight Dope Message Board FAQ. But it should be.
submitted by CLedet
Little things mean a lot.
submitted by welby
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