Weird Earl's Archive
A bubble machine. A web server. Looking back, it was so obvious.
submitted by peasea, who also wrote the tag, thankyouverymuch
Your field guide to close encounters.
submitted by Shane Riggs
Ice Scream.
submitted by AndrewT, who also wrote the tag, thankyou
When it comes to your banana, you can never be too careful.
submitted by Peter Henderson
Hard for hardware? Here you go.
submitted by cmurphy
Do you want shuriken with that?
submitted by Seaver
Be careful, or your head may a-splode!
submitted by Millenium159
Squirrel feed.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Datadoctor is in and your datamachine is in for it.
submitted by Fear Itself
Not sponsored by the Arlington Chamber of Commerce.
submitted by user_hostile
Everything on the subject except Carrot Top. (Be grateful.)
submitted by lissener
Bugged.
submitted by tofergregg
Fourscore and seven presentations ago.
submitted by McCaffertA
Not the most boring webpage we've ever seen. And check out the links!
submitted by Karen Lingel
USOhh!
submitted by Dragwyr
Write your own Word.
submitted by Thanks to Bill Pulis
The island that went to the dogs.
submitted by DAS
The Straight Dope: Certified 40% Evil.
submitted by Starbury, who also wrote the tag
Get your fairy wings.
submitted by Mary Shannon
Hey Kids! It's fun with barf!
submitted by screech-owl
For most of you, of course, it's too late; the damage is done.
submitted by Cantrip
Dress like a geek!
submitted by Spiff
Another of those sites that makes you wanna holler "Jesus!"
submitted by Billy Rubin
Appetite for destruction? Here's how.
submitted by Billy Rubin
I tell ya, Rube, it's just not gonna work.
submitted by Daniel Chait
One Peep to rule them all.
submitted by Patty Marvel
By popular deve demand: Have it your way.
submitted by nearly every chicken-lovin' member of the Teeming Millions
We all work with someone like this.
submitted by SAC
It's not just what you say, but how and where you say it.
submitted by H3Knuckles
Pruno: Why there are no fruit baskets in prison. (Do NOT try this at home, even
submitted by Laughing Lagomorph
This ain't your Daddy's Pong.
submitted by that fast-firing Monkey Mule
For the hamster in your computer.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Why you shouldn't monkey around with other people's vehicles.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Dodge 'em! (Move the red block to avoid the blue blocks.)
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
Some puzzling stories.
submitted by Ryan
No so much weird as enlightening: Find out what your friends and neighbors cont
submitted by Billy Rubin
Moon over the White House.
submitted by SkipMagic
A site that asks the obvious question: "Does the foil go shiny side in or shiny
submitted by David deGraaf; thanks to Billy Rubin for the tag
Batter up! (Click on the yeti to start.)
submitted by multitudes of baseball fans and penguin haters, thanks to each and every one of
Are you ready for the end?
submitted by drwarren
I don't know art, but I know what I don't like.
submitted by drjduffy
A whole lot of front page news.
submitted by George Shepherd
To see me is to know me.
submitted by jvanwie
The family plan.
submitted by Patrick Kehoe
Another kind of creationism.
submitted by JKFabian
Oh god, clowns.
submitted by ceallach66
A very horny guy.
submitted by Paul Hope; also thanks to Bill Pulis, who commented: "Twenty years of music less
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