Weird Earl's Archive
Astounding.
submitted by jmgpride62
More stuff to sing about.
submitted by mangomerlot
The world's a nicer place in my beautful balloons.
submitted by Grant Anderson
Earl's record collection, of course.
submitted by Grant Anderson
The Missionary position?
submitted by peasea
Let the Games begin!
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Run back to bed/Pull the covers over your head? Get one of these instead.
submitted by Genevieve
A page of silly go lucky.
submitted by kent
One brow to rule them all.
submitted by Andreas Koeck
Hits the "aww" button really hard, be warned, it's truth in advertising.
submitted by tofer
Test your geek factor.
submitted by Girl Next Door
The Church that's all wet.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Shuffle up and deal, there's medals in the pot.
submitted by peasea
Big ape-like mystery from Texas who is not a right-wing nutjob.
submitted by ddegraaf, who also contributed to the tag, thanks!
And God said, 'Let there be individually wrapped, processed breakfast food!'"
submitted by Tofer, who also wrote the tag, thanks
Baby, he was born to run.
submitted by Rachel
Hey, who is that with Jeremy?
submitted by AndrewT
The Lord is my shepherd, quvjaj pongl Ij.
submitted by Patty Marvel
For all you 1920s-style death ray fans out there.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also supplied the tag
Rock, Paper, Saddam.
submitted by Starbury
really are what you eat.
submitted by Seaver
A modest little proposal.
submitted by CVozeh
Toyland, toyland, girl and boy or dogland.
submitted by TDyer
Not born to nobility? Not a problem.
submitted by Ian Rey
Ancient cosmic paperweights?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Preschool pedant.
submitted by millipede535
A blog that pays attention to the details, unfortunately.
submitted by averageniceguy
A bubble machine. A web server. Looking back, it was so obvious.
submitted by peasea, who also wrote the tag, thankyouverymuch
Your field guide to close encounters.
submitted by Shane Riggs
Ice Scream.
submitted by AndrewT, who also wrote the tag, thankyou
When it comes to your banana, you can never be too careful.
submitted by Peter Henderson
Hard for hardware? Here you go.
submitted by cmurphy
Do you want shuriken with that?
submitted by Seaver
Be careful, or your head may a-splode!
submitted by Millenium159
Squirrel feed.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
The Datadoctor is in and your datamachine is in for it.
submitted by Fear Itself
Not sponsored by the Arlington Chamber of Commerce.
submitted by user_hostile
Everything on the subject except Carrot Top. (Be grateful.)
submitted by lissener
Bugged.
submitted by tofergregg
Fourscore and seven presentations ago.
submitted by McCaffertA
Not the most boring webpage we've ever seen. And check out the links!
submitted by Karen Lingel
USOhh!
submitted by Dragwyr
Write your own Word.
submitted by Thanks to Bill Pulis
The island that went to the dogs.
submitted by DAS
The Straight Dope: Certified 40% Evil.
submitted by Starbury, who also wrote the tag
Get your fairy wings.
submitted by Mary Shannon
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