Weird Earl's Archive
An alternative to weird science?
submitted by Zebra
Can you escape the red room?
submitted by Mary Shannon
When sweethearts go sour.
submitted by Thanks to Artc
My
submitted by not-so"-funny Valentine.
And imagine how they sound!
submitted by that arbiter of taste, Billy Rubin
http://www.mannequinland.com/ I'm going to Mannequinland!
submitted by Zebra
The ultimate battle: Who will win?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
More proof paranoia is just good thinking, especially where your pet is concerne
submitted by AngelFelina
Sing out, Louise! Or whatever you are.
submitted by Artc
G.I. Joe, song and dance man from head to toe.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
It's a nice day for a goth wedding.
submitted by Barry Rein
Hey, that was MY idea!
submitted by Starbury
Blocks of time.
submitted by Artc
Here comes the bride -- with the bill in her hand.
submitted by Jess, who was shocked, and rightfully so
Born under the dog star.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
My name is Nerwen Tinehtelë, I'm an elf.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Start off your day the gloomy way.
submitted by MsBoods
Here's a truly heartfelt gift.
submitted by that sweetheart Ian Rey"
See what economists really do all day. (Open it, click GO! and move the market a
submitted by Thanks and a tip of the hat to Neil Harmon
The Time Traveler?
submitted by skimitar
Fetching (and catching) neckwear.
submitted by Ian Rey
Less sinning, tastes great!
submitted by the sainted Ian Rey
Bigmouth Billy Hackerfish.
submitted by jboone
It's the big box store for all your world domination needs.
submitted by future Generalissimo Billy Rubin
Read the manual.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Makes you wanna be naughty and not nice. Over and over again. (Need Flash 5 or
submitted by Fear Itself
Eeeevil on the cheap.
submitted by ka3bzq
Anti-hygiene films. (Give 'em a minute to load.)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Take a letter.
submitted by Paul Hope
Two things that go great together: Jack Chick and H.P. Lovecraft
submitted by Thanks to our old friend McCaff, who will doubtless be eaten first
What the most fashionable birds are wearing this season.
submitted by peasea
Not exactly a handbag.
submitted by Kat
Start your holiday shopping with the philosophers.
submitted by Thanks and warmest regards to our old friend Deborah909
Slingin' it on the go.
submitted by MontereyGo
Why they call 'em wine-os.
submitted by Jeff Hughes
Keeps dead rock stars fresh!
submitted by Adam Wallis
Advanced and Obscure and (Weird) Science. (Look out for that brain synchronizati
submitted by Dave Fuller
It's the end of the world!
submitted by FairyChatMom
Tall? Fly a lot? You kneed this.
submitted by Barry Rein
For those of us who overslept the day the world ended, your wakeup call was at 6
submitted by drunkenidiot
Some bull, but not a lot.
submitted by lighting tool
Scoot around and do it yourself.
submitted by bpc22
Why they do the Bunny Hop.
submitted by Billy Rubin, no dumb bunny
Where lost luggage runs off to.
submitted by Ken Wolf
Drink up!
submitted by Paul Hope
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
submitted by Paul Hope
Why Elvis is still The King.
submitted by Casey 1505, thank you, thankyouverymuch
Time for your lobotomy, Jack!
submitted by George Sulea
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