Weird Earl's Archive
Gives new meaning to getting a hole in one.
(NSFW) submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist (NOTE: May not be safe for work.)
A cat may look at a king to infinity and beyond.
submitted by theotherskip
Eating right the zombie way.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Forget you not? You betcha.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Potentially ooky, not for the sensitive.)
Is that a golf club in your pants or do you just need to go?
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work.)
Now available in braiiins flavor!
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
You're gonna want to get on board with this.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Visiting the Samuel L. Jackson branch.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work.)
Because shoulder straps can be unbearable.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Behold the whackjob of one.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work,could be offensive.)
Real heavy metal rock n' roll.
submitted by AngelFelina
I can count on you.
submitted by MontereyGo, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
Mars needs women. And men.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Sunday subway service no pants style.
submitted by Jim Babcock
O bury me not ... unless you're a coon dog.
submitted by Jeff Boone
When in danger, when in doubt, push the button.
(NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin (NOTE: May be too loud for work situations, be careful!)
Data searches that punch your buttons and vice versa.
submitted by hoopyfrood
If you can't fight 'em, join 'em.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
You can really get beat at chess.
submitted by twobookworms
Just another wacky corporate culture with a web page.
submitted by Fear Itself
They may be coming, but Ann ain't going.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Fa la la la la la la la f**k.
(NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult language/theme, probably not at all safe for work)
Let's pray for peace on earth. Starting here.
submitted by Vreemdeling
Deck the halls on your desktop.
submitted by Kim Kommando
There's no place like home.
submitted by hoopyfrood
Bosda shares his reading list.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Sing me some flowers.
submitted by MontereyGo
We missed it, we were all too busy standing in line for the restroom.
submitted by Jeff Boone
NASA pops your balloon.
submitted by Sachin Kalbag
Turn your computer into a winter wonderland.
submitted by frosty
Strawberries and ... cream.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult subject matter/site.)
Swallow not included.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, zombies beating on the door.
submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
Its's a Hong Kong wedding and we're loving it.
submitted by MontereyGo
I have a keyboard and I know how to use it.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Heavenly greetings to you.
submitted by hoopyfrood
You still have time to NaNoWriMo.
submitted by some author guy
And that's the last word on the subject.
(NSFW) submitted by Walter Pena (NOTE: Kinda morbid/disturbing subject matter.)
RELAX.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Any way you add it up, it's Daniel.
submitted by Jeff Boone
Get to know Barbie inside and out.
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Might not be safe for work, kinda creepy.)
Sharing your dreams with Perfect Strangers.
submitted by lendervedder
Trick or treat! Give your little goblins Plants vs. Zombies.
submitted by our friends at the ADA and PopCap Games (NOTE: Expires soon.)
Apparently there's some kind of baby boom going on.
(NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Really weird. May not be safe for work.)
Nice rack. White or red?
submitted by Wombat Gary
It's a new version of "hide the salami."
(NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Adult themes/party games, may not be safe for work)
Seats for your stones.
(NSFW) submitted by Rico, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Satire, may be offensive to some.)
There's a big offer going down in Louisville. (Some restrictions may apply.)
(NSFW) submitted by Simple Linctus (NOTE: Adult situations/sexual material, not safe for work.)
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