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Urning your keep, so to speak. submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as, who also wrote the tag, thanks.
It's kinda like Twister, my Vātsyāyana baby. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations, may not be safe for work)
Welcome to a most exceptional WTH? submitted by hoopyfrood
Looks weird to us too. submitted by Douglas G. Soutter
This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight! submitted by ObiWanK
Not just another crappy website. (NSFW) submitted by Dave Fuller (NOTE: It's all about poop. Really. Know that going in.)
Look up in the sky, it's mind control! submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
What's happening at the house? submitted by barmy
Now showing at the Ottoman Metroplex Cinema. submitted by AngelFelina
He knows animals inside out. (NSFW) submitted by F.Pu-du-he-pa-as (NOTE: Not for the squeamish/might not be safe for work.)
Even a man who is pure of heart can read the directions. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
On the phone everyone knows you're a dog. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult language, may not be safe for work.)
Flash your va-jay-jay. For real. (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!) (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Adult situations/pictures, may not be safe for work)
Push the button! submitted by Spiderman
Gives new meaning to the term "f*** me shoes." (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Adult subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Fuoorscure-a und sefee yeers egu ourway orefathersfay oughtbray orthfay ... submitted by Billy Rubin
Where naked people call you by name. (NSFW) submitted by hoopyfrood (NOTE: Nekkid people, may not be safe for work)
That cat is out of the picture. submitted by Jeff Boone
All Charlie, all the time. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Crazed subject matter, may be inappropriate for work)
Kittehs to play with ... and blow up. submitted by twobookworms, the zombie specialist
See the visible moons of Laguna Niguel. submitted by kmacgowan
There's a hole. At the North Pole. And they want you to help find it. submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also wrote the tag, thanks!
The most important part of the movie: The toys. submitted by AngelFelina
Do flatter yourself. submitted by pdesmond
Not so much weird as ... noteworthy. submitted by Vincenzo Tortorici (via Facebook)
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse? Load up. submitted by crunch704
You're never poorly dressed without a smile. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone, who is always stylin'
Check out this transit ... or wait until 2117 to catch the next one. submitted by Fans of Venus
Driving in Swindon is Magic. submitted by The Scrivener
We are so sorry. submitted by MonkeyMule, who is so so sorry
Even sharper than a Tiger Mother. submitted by Billy Rubin
Don't forget your towel today. And thanks for all the fish. submitted by Shannon Murphy
His fashion style was bulletproof. submitted by AngelFelina
Ammo in the fight against the dreaded cameltoe. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Underpants subject matter, may not be safe for work.)
Travel back in time to the ancient Roman world. (Not so weird, but very cool.) submitted by MontereyGo
Less type, more green. submitted by DesertDog
Not exactly MY Little Pony. submitted by Jeff Boone
Photoshop can creep you out. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Unusual subject matter, may upset the sensitive.)
Don't let this old site bug ya. submitted by hoopyfrood
See the Old Masters in the lavatory. submitted by Jeff Boone
Buddha is everywhere. submitted by Jeff Boone
Ask them the time of day and they'll build you a clock. submitted by Mahaloth
Godiva's tits they were afloppin' when her horse was quickly stoppin'. (NSFW) submitted by Billy Rubin, who also wrote the tag, thanks! (NOTE: Adult subject matter.)
All for one, and one for all, and you. submitted by Jeff Boone
Television has gone to the dogs. submitted by Jeff Boone
Kids write the darndest things. So do adults. submitted by hoopyfrood
Running this race could be a no-brainer. (NSFW) submitted by AngelFelina (NOTE: Gruesome subject matter, may upset the sensitive or the slow.
Not your usual cover songs. (NSFW) submitted by Jeff Boone (NOTE: Some nudity/adult images, may not be safe for work)
The Big Apple gets poetic about traffic. submitted by Burma Shave
Visit the game world where aliens are our friends. submitted by Jeff Boone
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