Weird Earl's Archive
Hey Kids! It's fun with barf!
submitted by screech-owl
For most of you, of course, it's too late; the damage is done.
submitted by Cantrip
Dress like a geek!
submitted by Spiff
Another of those sites that makes you wanna holler "Jesus!"
submitted by Billy Rubin
Appetite for destruction? Here's how.
submitted by Billy Rubin
I tell ya, Rube, it's just not gonna work.
submitted by Daniel Chait
One Peep to rule them all.
submitted by Patty Marvel
By popular deve demand: Have it your way.
submitted by nearly every chicken-lovin' member of the Teeming Millions
We all work with someone like this.
submitted by SAC
It's not just what you say, but how and where you say it.
submitted by H3Knuckles
Pruno: Why there are no fruit baskets in prison. (Do NOT try this at home, even
submitted by Laughing Lagomorph
This ain't your Daddy's Pong.
submitted by that fast-firing Monkey Mule
For the hamster in your computer.
submitted by Billy Rubin
Why you shouldn't monkey around with other people's vehicles.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Dodge 'em! (Move the red block to avoid the blue blocks.)
submitted by Thanks to Neil Harmon
Some puzzling stories.
submitted by Ryan
No so much weird as enlightening: Find out what your friends and neighbors cont
submitted by Billy Rubin
Moon over the White House.
submitted by SkipMagic
A site that asks the obvious question: "Does the foil go shiny side in or shiny
submitted by David deGraaf; thanks to Billy Rubin for the tag
Batter up! (Click on the yeti to start.)
submitted by multitudes of baseball fans and penguin haters, thanks to each and every one of
Are you ready for the end?
submitted by drwarren
I don't know art, but I know what I don't like.
submitted by drjduffy
A whole lot of front page news.
submitted by George Shepherd
To see me is to know me.
submitted by jvanwie
The family plan.
submitted by Patrick Kehoe
Another kind of creationism.
submitted by JKFabian
Oh god, clowns.
submitted by ceallach66
A very horny guy.
submitted by Paul Hope; also thanks to Bill Pulis, who commented: "Twenty years of music less
An alternative to weird science?
submitted by Zebra
Can you escape the red room?
submitted by Mary Shannon
When sweethearts go sour.
submitted by Thanks to Artc
My
submitted by not-so"-funny Valentine.
And imagine how they sound!
submitted by that arbiter of taste, Billy Rubin
http://www.mannequinland.com/ I'm going to Mannequinland!
submitted by Zebra
The ultimate battle: Who will win?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
More proof paranoia is just good thinking, especially where your pet is concerne
submitted by AngelFelina
Sing out, Louise! Or whatever you are.
submitted by Artc
G.I. Joe, song and dance man from head to toe.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
It's a nice day for a goth wedding.
submitted by Barry Rein
Hey, that was MY idea!
submitted by Starbury
Blocks of time.
submitted by Artc
Here comes the bride -- with the bill in her hand.
submitted by Jess, who was shocked, and rightfully so
Born under the dog star.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
My name is Nerwen Tinehtelë, I'm an elf.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Start off your day the gloomy way.
submitted by MsBoods
Here's a truly heartfelt gift.
submitted by that sweetheart Ian Rey"
See what economists really do all day. (Open it, click GO! and move the market a
submitted by Thanks and a tip of the hat to Neil Harmon
The Time Traveler?
submitted by skimitar
Fetching (and catching) neckwear.
submitted by Ian Rey
Less sinning, tastes great!
submitted by the sainted Ian Rey
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