Weird Earl's Archive
Life is just Skittles and beer.
submitted by Hopey999
There's worse things than telemarketers: Horshack calling.
submitted by Paul Hope
Not so weird as very cool: A collection by the numbers.
submitted by iampunha
You don't say.
submitted by Morro Calvo
I, Robot.
submitted by hopey999
What's for dinner? Hopefully, none of this.
submitted by JSlater
Is that a caterpillar on your lip or are you in competition?
submitted by maier
Breakfast fun: Kelloggs Incendiary Devices. (Do NOT do this at home unless you
submitted by David Croy
We come in peace(s), with sauce on the side.
submitted by Scott Barber
When dinosaurs danced the earth.
submitted by Balok
You'll sell your soul for this site.
submitted by James
Curses!
submitted by MonkeyMule
What fresh hell is this?
submitted by Morgyn
Our (un)booted hero!
submitted by Turek
Yep, another crappy website.
submitted by Ricci Minicci
Alien abduction: The Devil made 'em do it.
submitted by John Hennessey
Misfortune cookies.
submitted by Paul Hope
He's nuts about the movies.
submitted by Parallax
What man has forgotten is damn near art. Or something.
submitted by hawthorne
Just when you thought it was safe to get into the fishbowl again.
submitted by Paul Hope
Parrot and cutlass sold separately.
submitted by Scott M.
Sizing up the equipment.
submitted by Paul Hope
Killer code.
submitted by Jamie Leben
You don't have to leave your PDA Behind.
submitted by MontereyGo
Get an eyeful.
submitted by bluesage, who also provided the tag
Monkeying around with IT.
submitted by dotyackowacko@yahoo.com
They are The Ones.
submitted by copy_ed
For that final ride. Helmet optional. (NOTE: Be sure to have your popup filter
submitted by toomuchtv
The latest antigravity device.
submitted by Roger, who wrote the uplifting tag.
Come tight wit me, jalike I stay tight wit you guys.
submitted by MontereyGo
Sharper than a serpent's tooth is the dental defense.
submitted by Muad'Dib
And after this, we'll go watch paint dry.
submitted by Karen Lingel
Let's get critical.
submitted by earlthepearl
Ohhhhhh, I wish I was an octopedal wiener.
submitted by peasea, who also wrote the tagline, clever boy
Rube Goldberg is alive and well and apparently in the automotive business.
submitted by Patty Marvel
You are -- or can be -- what you eat.
submitted by morro.calvo
Tony Danza. Fanfiction.
submitted by Guinastasia
Bet their last name is Bickerson.
submitted by Randal Smathers
The Hair Club for geeks.
submitted by Shane Henry
How stressed are you? Find out here.
submitted by Neil Harmon
Words fail us. (But not this guy.)
submitted by skimitar@d2.net.au
You + webcam - clothes = today's Weird Earl.
submitted by Paul Hope
You go see the site / He calls it origami / Mostly we just laugh.
submitted by J. Bierema
Sponsored by the Nigerian National Petroleum Company.
submitted by Shane Henry
Go fish!
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Have a spectacular 4th of July while you're at it!
submitted by Kat; also William Howle
There's a word for that.
submitted by Mariemarie
A horse is a horse, in chorus of course. (Give it a minute to load, look for 4 h
submitted by a gazillion people
The long strange trip continues.
submitted by Turek
Went to the hockey game and a swim meet broke out.
submitted by Jamie Foster
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