Weird Earl's Archive
Your pet shellfish.
submitted by philospeed
Catchy little fella. (Note: Shake hard to get him to drop it.)
submitted by Fear Itself
The devil's in the details and on Google.
submitted by David Croy
You can't hurry love. But you can track it down.
submitted by roufamatic
Easy for you to say.
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Are there any more real cowboys?
submitted by Peasea
A site that's sheer poetry.
submitted by Kat
To strut and fret upon the stage.
submitted by cyberminkie
Next D.I.Y. show: This Old Bomb.
submitted by Alasdair MacKenzie
Is that a big nose or are you just happy to see me?
submitted by marks
This is just ducky.
submitted by Larasaurus
Honey, whack me a drink.
submitted by Balok
Go to jail, go directly to jail.
submitted by Anthony Smallwood
No doubt he knows we picked him today.
submitted by Freyr
He's not knott just clowning around. (Warning! Adult/Clown Content; may be distu
submitted by Lynn Kendall
Three cheers for the red, white, & blue.
submitted by Squink
Another of those "we have no freaking idea" sites.
submitted by Peter J. Christodolou
Robots need love too.
submitted by Patty Marvel and her husband
And you were only worried about going blind.
submitted by Chris
Okay, we're stumped. But it's pretty to look at.
submitted by DouglasSO
Well, are you? According to this site, hell yes.
submitted by mvanpel1
Let's see Martha Stewart try this one.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Bitch. (And proud of it.)
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Signs of the times.
submitted by claajke
Isn't it romantic?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also contributed the tagline, thanks!
Get abductalized.
submitted by Don Hyde
Saint Germain to you.
submitted by Robert S. Goodman
So set 'em up Joe, I got a little story you ought to know.
submitted by Shane Henry
Maybe we can get the Scott people to help with this. (See today's Classic.)
submitted by Katherine Walkden
Frolic with the llama.
submitted by Starbury
Never knew they could be fancy.
submitted by Marty Christiansen
Gentlemen, start your engines!
submitted by Tai
nv17.
submitted by Photopat
Let us pray.
submitted by Jim C.
Meet Lady Mondegreen.
submitted by Ken Wolf
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, build a church for me.
submitted by Zimmy
For those that aren't sure.
submitted by Robert Norheim
Pardon me miss but I've never done this with a real . . . hamster? (Warning: Ad
submitted by Hendrik
Looking for a mate? Find one here.
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Can I get a link?
submitted by R. Kasten
Where Western Union doesn't deliver.
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
And now our soloist on the Asiatech F1.
submitted by Clyde Bales
Pardon me miss but I've never done this with a real . . .doll. (Warning: Adults
submitted by Gina Thompson
We wouldn't touch this with a pair of . . . well, go see for yourself.
submitted by Mark Terry
Come to the cosmic cabaret.
submitted by Shoshona
Hippity-hopping into church.
submitted by MsLorelei
Do people dream of psychedelic sheep?
submitted by Road Rash
Quick, my folks are coming!
submitted by Doug Armbrust
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