Weird Earl's Archive
Bigmouth Billy Hackerfish.
submitted by jboone
It's the big box store for all your world domination needs.
submitted by future Generalissimo Billy Rubin
Read the manual.
submitted by Lynn Bodoni
Makes you wanna be naughty and not nice. Over and over again. (Need Flash 5 or
submitted by Fear Itself
Eeeevil on the cheap.
submitted by ka3bzq
Anti-hygiene films. (Give 'em a minute to load.)
submitted by Billy Rubin
Take a letter.
submitted by Paul Hope
Two things that go great together: Jack Chick and H.P. Lovecraft
submitted by Thanks to our old friend McCaff, who will doubtless be eaten first
What the most fashionable birds are wearing this season.
submitted by peasea
Not exactly a handbag.
submitted by Kat
Start your holiday shopping with the philosophers.
submitted by Thanks and warmest regards to our old friend Deborah909
Slingin' it on the go.
submitted by MontereyGo
Why they call 'em wine-os.
submitted by Jeff Hughes
Keeps dead rock stars fresh!
submitted by Adam Wallis
Advanced and Obscure and (Weird) Science. (Look out for that brain synchronizati
submitted by Dave Fuller
It's the end of the world!
submitted by FairyChatMom
Tall? Fly a lot? You kneed this.
submitted by Barry Rein
For those of us who overslept the day the world ended, your wakeup call was at 6
submitted by drunkenidiot
Some bull, but not a lot.
submitted by lighting tool
Scoot around and do it yourself.
submitted by bpc22
Why they do the Bunny Hop.
submitted by Billy Rubin, no dumb bunny
Where lost luggage runs off to.
submitted by Ken Wolf
Drink up!
submitted by Paul Hope
Everybody knows that the bird is the word.
submitted by Paul Hope
Why Elvis is still The King.
submitted by Casey 1505, thank you, thankyouverymuch
Time for your lobotomy, Jack!
submitted by George Sulea
Life is just Skittles and beer.
submitted by Hopey999
There's worse things than telemarketers: Horshack calling.
submitted by Paul Hope
Not so weird as very cool: A collection by the numbers.
submitted by iampunha
You don't say.
submitted by Morro Calvo
I, Robot.
submitted by hopey999
What's for dinner? Hopefully, none of this.
submitted by JSlater
Is that a caterpillar on your lip or are you in competition?
submitted by maier
Breakfast fun: Kelloggs Incendiary Devices. (Do NOT do this at home unless you
submitted by David Croy
We come in peace(s), with sauce on the side.
submitted by Scott Barber
When dinosaurs danced the earth.
submitted by Balok
You'll sell your soul for this site.
submitted by James
Curses!
submitted by MonkeyMule
What fresh hell is this?
submitted by Morgyn
Our (un)booted hero!
submitted by Turek
Yep, another crappy website.
submitted by Ricci Minicci
Alien abduction: The Devil made 'em do it.
submitted by John Hennessey
Misfortune cookies.
submitted by Paul Hope
He's nuts about the movies.
submitted by Parallax
What man has forgotten is damn near art. Or something.
submitted by hawthorne
Just when you thought it was safe to get into the fishbowl again.
submitted by Paul Hope
Parrot and cutlass sold separately.
submitted by Scott M.
Sizing up the equipment.
submitted by Paul Hope
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