Weird Earl's Archive
Curb your . . . self.
submitted by Cmason4698
Words fail us.
submitted by Will DeVries
You won't beat Mozart, but see who lived longer, shorter, and did better than yo
submitted by cyberminkie
July 12: Show up and show off your . . . assets.
submitted by wmgage
Set off the fireworks.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Waxing poetic about elemental things.
submitted by headshok
A real kick-ass invention.
submitted by David Price
Culture Jam.
submitted by Freyr
When you're right, you're right.
submitted by Jester
Join the Binky Patrol.
submitted by RNMatherly
Cute n' cuddly plagues.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Swamp rat: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
submitted by Matthew Holm, who also wrote the nifty tag. Thanks!
Be it ever so deep down, there's no place like home.
submitted by Ice Wolf
And in this corner, weighing in at 9½ pounds . . .
submitted by Miss Creant
Don't wait for aliens to do it, make your own signs.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
We all want to be high achievers. But maybe not here.
submitted by David R. Fuller, who was only visiting
Keep the ball rolling, send bras!
submitted by Tadashi Okuno
Need some "productivity inhibitors?" This is the place.
submitted by Lin Sims
Aliens attack your livestock? Here's the site for you.
submitted by CKDextHavn
Praise the Lord and pass the candy.
submitted by Scott MacIver
Meet Wicket the Bear and his many friends.
submitted by Joe Bennett
Just another hump with a website.
submitted by Rhubarb
Be afraid.
submitted by hopey1
For that shiny smile, see Mr. Bling.
submitted by JK
Smoke smoke smoke that cigarette.
submitted by Mike Tocci
"He sleeps with the fishes."
submitted by Jack Hannon
Cat scan.
submitted by Billy Rubin
"He was a real gem of a guy, a diamond in the rough."
submitted by Wonko the Sane
Have a boatload of fun!
submitted by Ryan N. Wilcox
A funny site about serious 'cue.
submitted by Chesnakas
Meet Wowbagger and get insulted.
submitted by Richard Karsmakers
Don't know where your money goes? Find out.
submitted by USCDiver
Just follow the signs.
submitted by vinochica
When it's just a filthy mess.
submitted by hopey999
A-M-E-N!
submitted by Zhora
Riddle me this.
submitted by Daniel Chait
Born to be mild.
submitted by Karen Lingel
Let "Bob" answer your questions.
submitted by Colleen Murphy
No rodent left behind.
submitted by lanfrankie
Have a ball shopping here!
submitted by Jim Ward
I can see your house from here.
submitted by chique
Need a hobby? Start a cult!
submitted by hopey1
Like the Christmas Club but it takes slightly longer to collect.
submitted by Monc
Get a (medieval) job.
submitted by Ice Wolf
An out of this world site.
submitted by hopey1
Get the weather for wherever (or whatever) you might be.
submitted by Rick Kasten
Got a favorite link? Pornolize it! (Of course, if you're reading this at the off
submitted by Theresa Dyer
Inconceivable.
submitted by Jerry and Motoko Cullins
Lover, were can you be?
submitted by malaka
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