Weird Earl's Archive
Bitch. (And proud of it.)
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Signs of the times.
submitted by claajke
Isn't it romantic?
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor, who also contributed the tagline, thanks!
Get abductalized.
submitted by Don Hyde
Saint Germain to you.
submitted by Robert S. Goodman
So set 'em up Joe, I got a little story you ought to know.
submitted by Shane Henry
Maybe we can get the Scott people to help with this. (See today's Classic.)
submitted by Katherine Walkden
Frolic with the llama.
submitted by Starbury
Never knew they could be fancy.
submitted by Marty Christiansen
Gentlemen, start your engines!
submitted by Tai
nv17.
submitted by Photopat
Let us pray.
submitted by Jim C.
Meet Lady Mondegreen.
submitted by Ken Wolf
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man, build a church for me.
submitted by Zimmy
For those that aren't sure.
submitted by Robert Norheim
Pardon me miss but I've never done this with a real . . . hamster? (Warning: Ad
submitted by Hendrik
Looking for a mate? Find one here.
submitted by Thanks to Kim Kommando
Can I get a link?
submitted by R. Kasten
Where Western Union doesn't deliver.
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
And now our soloist on the Asiatech F1.
submitted by Clyde Bales
Pardon me miss but I've never done this with a real . . .doll. (Warning: Adults
submitted by Gina Thompson
We wouldn't touch this with a pair of . . . well, go see for yourself.
submitted by Mark Terry
Come to the cosmic cabaret.
submitted by Shoshona
Hippity-hopping into church.
submitted by MsLorelei
Do people dream of psychedelic sheep?
submitted by Road Rash
Quick, my folks are coming!
submitted by Doug Armbrust
Make your own postmodern.
submitted by Dooku
A collection of Biblical proportions.
submitted by toadspittle
Frog science.
submitted by hopey 999
Hyperstrange.
submitted by Peter Bowman
Aflame with artistic talent.
submitted by Jeremy Bernstein
It's a crappy website.
submitted by Savitri Dasi
Go make his crazy face, write the cat a letter.
submitted by Starbury
Use your noodoll.
submitted by Chris Kautzman
Okay, not so weird, but fascinating: The Powers of Ten. (Uses Java, give it a mi
submitted by bartrzimmer
S'cuse me while I kiss this guy.
submitted by Adam Browne and Michael Upton
You'll go cuckoo for this place.
submitted by JPatterson
When nothing's too good for your baby.
submitted by bartrzimmer
What time is it?
submitted by David Syphers
Flattery will get you . . . to this site, anyway.
submitted by Shannon Murphy, who is so wonderful in every way.
J2K in every way, 52 weeks a year.
submitted by Toaster52
Angels and demons and Martians, oh my.
submitted by Patricinus Scriblerus
Out of the lab and onto the movie set.
submitted by FisherQueen
Middle Earth urban groove.
submitted by Grant C. Anderson
Go to hell, go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200.
submitted by Hullabaloopie and Michael Upton
Take me to your leaders.
submitted by Shane Henry, who also wrote the tag.
Putrefied shark: it's what's for dinner.
submitted by Bob Kaufman
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