Weird Earl's Archive
The cute and cuddly savior.
submitted by Jill Huntsberger
Spuddy buddy.
submitted by Frank Morris
Catch the baby!
submitted by Thanks to Randy Lee, give it a minute or two to load
The ultimate insurance policy.
submitted by hopey999
Make yourself over -- in plastic, anyway.
submitted by Daniel N. Smith
Here's the church, here's the steeple, blow up the church and bring in the peopl
submitted by Stephen Halvorsen
Looking for the fat man in the funky red suit? Play here while you wait.
submitted by Shannon Murphy; some material not for little boys and girls
And looking very relaxed, Suimin on ocarina.
submitted by May need IE Japanese Text Display download to fully view site.
Gives new meaning to the term "pen pal."
submitted by David King
Them wacky Republicans.
submitted by J. Boone
Superactivated fart fighter.
submitted by M. B. Hoover
Don't worry, be nappy.
submitted by Angstrom91
Evil clown, oh yes indeed, any way you look at it.
submitted by ph@cyberspace.se
Up we go, into the home sweet home.
submitted by Joseph Collins-Unruh
Ladies and their prize winning cocks.
submitted by Erik
Find out what they're saying about you online.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Screw the planet.
submitted by Zhukov Van Boxel
Eggsactly what's going on here, we're not sure.
submitted by VeracitySeeker
Very aptly named.
submitted by elliot
It's in the water.
submitted by Shane Henry
A Biblethumping story (starring Willie Aames).
submitted by sk0766
Not quite the saga we expected.
submitted by HennesJ
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "little theater group."
submitted by Starbury
Stick figure kickass. (Macromedia Flash required, be patient, takes time to load
submitted by Muad'Dib
your name?
submitted by Selene Vigée-Lebrun, oops, Shannon Murphy
Feel guilty giving Jack that lobotomy? You're not alone.
submitted by Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor
Curb your . . . self.
submitted by Cmason4698
Words fail us.
submitted by Will DeVries
You won't beat Mozart, but see who lived longer, shorter, and did better than yo
submitted by cyberminkie
July 12: Show up and show off your . . . assets.
submitted by wmgage
Set off the fireworks.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
Waxing poetic about elemental things.
submitted by headshok
A real kick-ass invention.
submitted by David Price
Culture Jam.
submitted by Freyr
When you're right, you're right.
submitted by Jester
Join the Binky Patrol.
submitted by RNMatherly
Cute n' cuddly plagues.
submitted by Patty Marvel
Swamp rat: it's not just for breakfast anymore.
submitted by Matthew Holm, who also wrote the nifty tag. Thanks!
Be it ever so deep down, there's no place like home.
submitted by Ice Wolf
And in this corner, weighing in at 9½ pounds . . .
submitted by Miss Creant
Don't wait for aliens to do it, make your own signs.
submitted by Shannon Murphy
We all want to be high achievers. But maybe not here.
submitted by David R. Fuller, who was only visiting
Keep the ball rolling, send bras!
submitted by Tadashi Okuno
Need some "productivity inhibitors?" This is the place.
submitted by Lin Sims
Aliens attack your livestock? Here's the site for you.
submitted by CKDextHavn
Praise the Lord and pass the candy.
submitted by Scott MacIver
Meet Wicket the Bear and his many friends.
submitted by Joe Bennett
Just another hump with a website.
submitted by Rhubarb
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